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    Default Karl Malone wants to go to Coachella.

    So after spending several hours in a pub, I've decided that I will totally drive you and whoever to Coachella from LA, provided you have an extra ticket and are willing to take $140 + travel to and fro Coachella for said ticket. As as added bonus, your concert experience shall smell like a skunk.

    Amazing deal dont pass it up. I provide car (gas), some cash for your ticket, grass if you smoke and ass if you're cute. I can leave anytime tonight. A few hours may prove best considering the amount of booze I just consumed.

    Look I have over 30000 post, you can trust me.

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    Default Re: Karl Malone wants to go to Coachella.

    this will end well.
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    Default Re: Karl Malone wants to go to Coachella.

    Well isn't a strong enough adjective.

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    Default Re: Karl Malone wants to go to Coachella.

    Awesome! I'm terrified that after a few drinks tonight I'll have these ideas as well and will be making a similar post... minus the grass or ass.

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    Default Re: Karl Malone wants to go to Coachella.

    Drunk driving to Coachella - ace.

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    Default Re: Karl Malone wants to go to Coachella.

    My future drunken offer would be for tomorrow morning, complete with complimentary hungover conversation.

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    Default Re: Karl Malone wants to go to Coachella.

    Guys I stopped drinking an hour ago, I'm just smoking copious amounts of weed now, chill out bras

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