Getting liquor into the campgrounds

[emahan916]

Do they allow liquor inside the campgrounds as long as its not in a glass bottle?

[AgainstFeist]

I would do my best to hide it.

[heart cooks brain]

http://www.coachella.com/festival-info

[emahan916]

http://www.coachella.com/festival-info

That page does not answer my question

[Robin]

That page does not answer my question

http://www.coachella.com/travel-lodging/on-site-camping

[syrrus101]

Syrrus's sneaky liquor kit:

1) half-crushed water bottle
2) 8oz of fine vodka
3) a belt

Stick that shit behind your waist band right above your nasty bits. They usually dont give a shit but this way its out of sight, out of mind.

[emahan916]

Syrrus's sneaky liquor kit:

1) half-crushed water bottle
2) 8oz of fine vodka
3) a belt

Stick that shit behind your waist band right above your nasty bits. They usually dont give a shit but this way its out of sight, out of mind.

What I am meaning is when I come into the campgrounds to camp on Thursday, and when they search my car, will they care if I have liquor as long as it is in a plastic container?

[syrrus101]

What I am meaning is when I come into the campgrounds to camp on Thursday, and when they search my car, will they care if I have liquor as long as it is in a plastic container?

Woops, read your post wrong, sorry.

Last year I was with a few dumb girls (not because they're girls, because they were actually really dumb) going through the campground search. They did a terrible job hiding their liquor. It was obvious to the guard searching us but he just shrugged and let us through.

My advice is this:

Get a flat of bottled water (one with stretched plastic over the top)
Carefully remove the bottles (without tearing the plastic) until you reach the middle of the flat
Replace the water from the middle bottles with liquor
Now carefully replace each bottle to their respective spots on the flat.

You've now got a inconspicuous flat of water with a creamy liquor filling. ENJOY!

[emahan916]

Woops, read your post wrong, sorry.

Last year I was with a few dumb girls (not because they're girls, because they were actually really dumb) going through the campground search. They did a terrible job hiding their liquor. It was obvious to the guard searching us but he just shrugged and let us through.

My advice is this:

Get a flat of bottled water (one with stretched plastic over the top)
Carefully remove the bottles (without tearing the plastic) until you reach the middle of the flat
Replace the water from the middle bottles with liquor
Now carefully replace each bottle to their respective spots on the flat.

You've now got a inconspicuous flat of water with a creamy liquor filling. ENJOY!

Sounds fun! but how is that going to work for Jager? haha

[CaseSensitive]

Woops, read your post wrong, sorry.

Last year I was with a few dumb girls (not because they're girls, because they were actually really dumb) going through the campground search. They did a terrible job hiding their liquor. It was obvious to the guard searching us but he just shrugged and let us through.

My advice is this:

Get a flat of bottled water (one with stretched plastic over the top)
Carefully remove the bottles (without tearing the plastic) until you reach the middle of the flat
Replace the water from the middle bottles with liquor
Now carefully replace each bottle to their respective spots on the flat.

You've now got a inconspicuous flat of water with a creamy liquor filling. ENJOY!

This is exactly what worked for me. However, I recommend marking them in some inconspicuous way so that you don't wake up, and chug a vodka first thing in the morning.

[Robin]

I don't get why people are having such issues sneaking liquor into the campgrounds. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to this.

Just put your friggin liquor in any plastic bottle and place it at the bottom of your cooler. Cover said liquor with ice and any other acceptable items you were going to put in your cooler anyways.

[Larry Farnsworth]

Oh for the love of Christ.

Dump your clear liquor into some empty water bottles then mix them in with the ice in your cooler. Put your dark liquor in plastic bottles approximating the color of that particular spirit - for Jager, use a cola bottle or an empty grape flavored Gatorade bottle. Alternatively, punch yourself in the neck because Jager is disgusting.

[Larry Farnsworth]

Damn you, Robin.

[emahan916]

I don't get why people are having such issues sneaking liquor into the campgrounds. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to this.

Just put your friggin liquor in any plastic bottle and place it at the bottom of your cooler. Cover said liquor with ice and any other acceptable items you were going to put in your cooler anyways.

Its not like its an issue, all I asked is if they care about you having liquor. I understand that no glass bottles are allowed but if I have the liquor in a plastic container if they would care.

[MaxBlank]

Step 1) Pour dark colored liquor onto table
Step 2) Let dark colored liquor dry until it sticks to the table
Step 3) Take a razor blade and chop it up until it becomes a fine powder
Step 4) Dump into bag and gooch it up
Step 5) Just add water once you're in the campground!

[Robin]

Its not like its an issue, all I asked is if they care about you having liquor. I understand that no glass bottles are allowed but if I have the liquor in a plastic container if they would care.

If you read the FAQs, you would have seen that is said NO LIQUOR. Yes, it is all in caps.

[Larry Farnsworth]

I was going to say, you could keep it in the original bottles if you don't mind keistering it in there.

[emahan916]

If you read the FAQs, you would have seen that is said NO LIQUOR. Yes, it is all in caps.

Did your boyfriend dump you today? If youre bringing in nothing but additude just move on to a different thread

[ManImCool]

Go fuck yourself. Read the FAQ yourself. Profit.

[syrrus101]

The Coachella boards bring out the Nick Burns in everyone



MOOOOOOOOVE!

[Robin]

Did your boyfriend dump you today? If youre bringing in nothing but additude just move on to a different thread

My boyfriend did not dump me. He just told me that one of the main reasons he stays with me is because I have the capability of searching for answers in the FAQs section, instead of creating a new thread on a messageboard regarding a topic that has been asked many times in the past.

[Deforel]

Yea, find some bottle of non-alcoholic liquid to sneak them in your cooler. Sometimes a cool security guard let you slide with a LITTLE liquor but to be safe, stash it away.

[Lynn163]

I you Robin.

[Cheddar's Cousin]

I just sent a few bottles of Sapphire over to my buddy Kim Jong Un. Once I get my camp site, I'll send him the coordinates and he'll shoot it over on one of those sweet ICBMs he's been working on, so...yeah...ROCKET SCIENCE!

[theeng72]

My boyfriend did not dump me. He just told me that one of the main reasons he stays with me is because I have the capability of searching for answers in the FAQs section, instead of creating a new thread on a messageboard regarding a topic that has been asked many times in the past.

I hope he doesn't care you're attracting bears right now.. Putting the whole office in danger.

[emahan916]

I hope he doesn't care you're attracting bears right now.. Putting the whole office in danger.

Lmao

[ManImCool]

I just sent a few bottles of Sapphire over to my buddy Kim Jong Un. Once I get my camp site, I'll send him the coordinates and he'll shoot it over on one of those sweet ICBMs he's been working on, so...yeah...ROCKET SCIENCE!

Let's be honest - North Korean technology means your Sapphire is going to be exploding somewhere over the Pacific Ocean

[moxie990]

Its not like its an issue, all I asked is if they care about you having liquor. I understand that no glass bottles are allowed but if I have the liquor in a plastic container if they would care.

The answer is yes they would care you stupid piece of shit. Don't give people here shit because you're the dumbass idiot who started a thread only to ask something that is clearly stated in the FAQs. Now, if you wanted to start a thread asking about all the various ways you can sneak liquor into the camp sites (because it's really easy to do) then you'd prolly have gotten a much warmer response. As it is, some people are throwing you a bone and giving you those tips already. But frankly, if you can't figure out how to hide booze well enough to get it into your campsite, then you don't deserve to have it.

[MaxBlank]

shoot it into your pee hole with a syringe, then just pee it out into a bottle of your choosing when you get inside!

Bonus points if you just pee it into someone elses mouth!!!

[theeng72]

I'm putting my booze in a plastic container on my dash. Not a single fuck will be given.