Coachella 2012 statistics.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

95% of the glow items worn on Friday were handmade by Feather.

[exemef]

85% of the rain that fell on coachella was from last years used shower water.

[isnate]

85% of the rain that fell on coachella was from last years used shower water.

the other 15% was Pat Carney's sweat

[Apex17]

This thread already has win written all over it.

[EventHorizon]

80% of first timers are wearing bandanas and neon framed sunglasses.

[CoachellaVet09]

100% of the people dressed as Native Americans were actually white

[LCDvu]

100% of veteran festival goers are better at everything including fashion, how to listen to music, and how to critique music

[Interwebz]

100% of veteran festival goers are better at everything including fashion, how to listen to music, and how to critique music

100% true

[CoachellaVet09]

100% of veteran festival goers are better at everything including fashion, how to listen to music, and how to critique music

100% of this post missed the point of this thread

[Sleepingrock]

20% of the posters in this thread are self conscious of their warbonnets.

[CoachellaVet09]

65% of Coachella attendees will get laid at some point during the weekend

0% of them will be from this thread

[iammrcandyman]

60% of the audience at Afrojack were bros.


The rest were female.

[Sensuality]

65% of Coachella attendees will get laid at some point during the weekend

0% of them will be from this thread

I couldn't disagree. I am on the forums whilst in the beer garden not laying down any game. Trolling > acquiring females.

[The G-Man]

Why would native americans dress as native americans.

www.thegmanworld.com

[dancinginthedesert]

Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

Who's gonna saaaaav the world toniight?

Sometimes I get a good feelin, yeah.

This station is non-operational.

One love.

[jiggly]

Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

Who's gonna saaaaav the world toniight?

Sometimes I get a good feelin, yeah.

This station is non-operational.



One love.

start more interesting threads u bitter fuck.

[GuyInTucson]

Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

Who's gonna saaaaav the world toniight?

Sometimes I get a good feelin, yeah.

This station is non-operational.

One love.

Die of cocks.

[TeamCoachellaHellYeah]

Who the fuck was throwing the glowsticks during Radiohead?

[Sensuality]

Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

Who's gonna saaaaav the world toniight?

Sometimes I get a good feelin, yeah.

This station is non-operational.

One love.

U jelly? No one likes you.

[CoachellaVet09]

Why would native americans dress as native americans.

Because they're native americans

[HandBanana]

[Natelevmofuggaz]

Hand Banana putting the photoshop skillz to work over here. A+


98% of people who wear spirit animal hats do it to look cool. The other 2% died from dehydration. Hopefully an animal wears their corpse on its head.

[artiefissio]

98% of people who wear spirit animal hats do it to look cool. The other 2% died from dehydration. Hopefully an animal wears their corpse on its head.

With the skin and hands.

[Tucker]

100% of the 70% high school demographic at Avicciiiccheee said it was "Sooper sick!"

[iamellyn]

Who the fuck was throwing the glowsticks during Radiohead?

This for sure happened to me. Glow stick in the face about half way through. The fuck?
89% chance it was a bro d-bag rolling for the first time.

[Drewfus46]

This for sure happened to me. Glow stick in the face about half way through. The fuck?
89% chance it was a bro d-bag rolling for the first time.

^^
Hasn't seen the posts about the epic glow stick tossed planned by weekend 1 message boarders. LOL

[GuyInTucson]

Who the fuck was throwing the glowsticks during Radiohead?

Amyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[TomAz]

Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

Who's gonna saaaaav the world toniight?

Sometimes I get a good feelin, yeah.

This station is non-operational.

One love.

dude's funny. you're bitter.

[juloxx]

100% of Amon Tobins set sucked balls

Edit: well ill give some credit to his lights. So lets just say 90% did

[cured]

70% of bros don't actually have any brothers.