The Dont Fall Asleep at a Party Thread

[artgutser]

Well its simple, BAD things happen to people that make the mistake of falling asleep at a party, so wether you have asshole friends or you are the asshole friend, you must have pictures of the funny, evil, nasty, crazy shit that was done to you by your friends or that you did to your friends.
So please, dont be shy and post those pics here so that people can learn from your or your friends mistake.

P.S. The pics had to be taken by you or by one of your friends preferably at a party that you all attended.

With that out of the way, I´ll Start:

ONE CAN! (and some other shit)

TWO CANS!!

THREE CANS!!!

FOUR CANS!!!!

FIVE CANS!!!!!


We did manage to do 6 cans, but we have that on video, no pics sorry.

[Balthazar B]

Bastardo !

[SojuGorae]

hahahahahahaha

[caco0283]

now that is what i like to call comedy.....thanks i needed that....ive been in this damn chair at work for 14 hours now and i still have about another 3....you just made the last 3 hours so much better

[kreutz2112]

This is me getting written on:



This is my friend Ben:

[blakely]

[All That I Am]

My dumb ass friends and I have a rule that if you aren't drinking you have to either
A) Drink
or
B) wear a stupid prop we have like a mask, afro or various articles of clothing that were left from other parties.

example.


Most of the time we just end up wearing them anyways.


Our friend Oscar is notorious for passing out.
i don't have the full set of pics but this'll show you what happens when we can't find markers.








p.s. I was taking the pics

[devachan]

AHHHH Raider fan!!!ewwwww

[AEversW]

hahahah duff beer can. Brilliant

[thelastgreatman]

Alright, this is actually kind of a fucked up story. This dude passed out around some of my most hardcore druggie friends, so naturally they shamed the fuck out of him (as you can see). Well, turned out he'd OD'd on K. Luckily they got him to the hospital in time when he started to turn blue and shit, but imagine having to travel in the ambulance and be admitted and treated with all that shit on you.

[Hannahrain]

That's only kind of a fucked up story?

[thelastgreatman]

That's only kind of a fucked up story?

Hannah, you don't want to hear my definitively fucked up stories.

[Hannahrain]

That was predictable. I'm willing to offer a do-over, but only one.


That's only kind of a fucked up story?

[Boourns]

If that's all that happens when you pass out at a party, you're damn lucky.

[thelastgreatman]

I don't know what the fuck you mean. Yes, that is only kind of (kinda being an abbreviation of "kind of," which mitigates the quality that follows) a fucked up story if you're me. The fucked up stories involve people who died. He lived. Only pussies OD anyway. No offense.

[Hannahrain]

Better. Not great, but better. I give it a B.

[J~$$$]

B-.

[Hannahrain]

There was a shiny apple on my desk this morning. It was hollow and full of unmarked pills. I just naturally assumed it was a gift from thelastgreatman, so i bumped his grade a bit.

[fober]

This is our friend Hong who fell asleep at one of our parties:



We killed him.

[thelastgreatman]

There was a shiny apple on my desk this morning. It was hollow and full of unmarked pills. I just naturally assumed it was a gift from thelastgreatman, so i bumped his grade a bit.

All my pills are marked, my dear. I can tell you the contents from almost any imprint.

[smokealotapotamus]

Alright, this is actually kind of a fucked up story. This dude passed out around some of my most hardcore druggie friends, so naturally they shamed the fuck out of him (as you can see). Well, turned out he'd OD'd on K. Luckily they got him to the hospital in time when he started to turn blue and shit, but imagine having to travel in the ambulance and be admitted and treated with all that shit on you.

dude, this picture's been around on the net for a while now. nice try.

[Mr.Nipples]

it looks very familiar...

[Mr.Nipples]

this picture is strange...does he wear that suit in public?

[thelastgreatman]

dude, this picture's been around on the net for a while now. nice try.

Oh sorry, didn't mean to indicate that picture was definitely from that night. The person who related the story to me sent me two pictures while telling it in the midst of a discussion about shaming. Here's another he sent, maybe it was from that night, maybe he was just looking up random pics. I don't make shit up.



At the same time, my friend kinda does bullshit. But also at the same time, every where I ever go with him the most insane fucking things transpire. So, whatev. I didn't claim I did it.

For example, here's a picture I know for sure is true. Doesn't relate to the thread, but an interesting photo nonetheless. In the background is my buddy Van. The dude in the foreground is a douchebag. This picture was taken when they came up on a case of yellow label K for free. At some point, Van got into an argument about whether or not you could drink enough K to replicate the effects of shooting it. Well long story short, Van drank four liqs and went out for over a day. When he came to, they took some pictures of him. Look at the directions his eyeballs are pointing.


And no, he's not crosseyed normally. At all.

[rage patton]

This is our friend Hong who fell asleep at one of our parties:



We killed him.

Hahaha. I found that amusing.
At first I was like... well this isnt very funny.
Then I read the comment. And I laughed.

Anyways, whatever story goes along with the Tuxedo suit on the guy with no shirt... the people who did are fuckin talented haha.

[vinylmartyr]

Why the fuck would you shoot K when you can shoot smack. K is stupid.

[vinylmartyr]

I did it once and I was like WTF this is shitty.

[vinylmartyr]

This does not look like any kind of fun. If I wanted to sleep I would just take a nap.

[vinylmartyr]

P.S. Don't do drugs.

[amyzzz]

This thread is the best anti-drinking/anti-drugs thread around. Shit.