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    Sorry, I need Coachella dictionary help here.

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    Stay away from the Sahara, groups of shirtless guys and campsites with beer pong tables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyeric View Post
    Stay away from the Sahara, groups of shirtless guys and campsites with beer pong tables.
    mmmm...shirtless guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by HunterGather View Post
    mmmm...shirtless guys
    eye candy!

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    You can't avoid it. Especially this weekend - all those shirts are coming off & the beers will be guzzled.

    Fist pump.


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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    You can't avoid it. Especially this weekend - all those shirts are coming off & the beers will be guzzled.

    Fist pump.

    Agree it cannot be avoided.

    Have fistpumps made it to the west coast? Sad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    You can't avoid it. Especially this weekend - all those shirts are coming off & the beers will be guzzled.

    Fist pump.

    Awesome Brogo....

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    True story, you can't avoid it.


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    My camping neighbors were all bros. It's pretty hard to miss. Fake tan muscle guys who love the sahara.

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    Coachella is Brochella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Coachella is Brochella.
    ^^^^ what he said
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    Anything that's not Sahara tent trash is going to have a small crowd it seems like. I wandered over near the Sahara once all weekend and it was a clusterfuck of the douchiest looking people you could ever imagine.

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    Just stay away from The Sahara.
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    Give it to next year. Snooki will be performing some half ass clown song she recorded as a "hit single."

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    avoid the shitty ass edm and you should be fine for the most part

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    will she perform 'live' or a dj set?
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    Yeap, I hate those mother effin' bros and their sausage fest crew with one or two drugged up skanks wearing nothing but furry boots (leg warmers). Hearing "Omg, this is soooo sick brooo!" or "I'm soooo fucked up bro!" "Do you know where i can get some x?" "I'm rollin' so fuckin' hard bro!" "When is Skrillex or Deadmau5 going to play?" While pushing every one who's trying to have a good time. Or rubbing their sweaty nasty ass body all over your face while the jumping and fist pumping like idiots instead of actually dancing to the music.

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    Basically avoid the areas that have the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebastiAn, LA Riots, Kaskade, Miike Snow, David Guetta, Borgore, Girl Talk, Breakbot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Dj Shadow,Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, Noisia, M83.

    This is where you'll find most of the bros. Specially in the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebatiAn, Kaskade, David Guetta, Break Bot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, and Noisia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digitalstereo View Post
    Basically avoid the areas that have the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebastiAn, LA Riots, Kaskade, Miike Snow, David Guetta, Borgore, Girl Talk, Breakbot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Dj Shadow,Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, Noisia, M83.

    This is where you'll find most of the bros. Specially in the following: Swedish House Mafia, Dastik, SebatiAn, Kaskade, David Guetta, Break Bot, Justice, Avicii, Calvin Harris, Nero, Fluxx Pavilion, Dada Life, and Noisia.
    As someone who's been listening to DJ Shadow since 1996 and M83 since 2005, I find the notion that they're associated with bros to be ... bizarre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aphrael View Post
    As someone who's been listening to DJ Shadow since 1996 and M83 since 2005, I find the notion that they're associated with bros to be ... bizarre.
    you should read the deftones for 2012 thread. many fans lost it when I suggested that bros enjoy deftones. Which they do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    you should read the deftones for 2012 thread. many fans lost it when I suggested that bros enjoy deftones. Which they do.
    And you're right, bros enjoy Deftones. A bro got his ass beat for trying to pull off his bro shit. At an EDM event no one cares because well, we're there to have a good time; but a Deftones concert along with Dillinger Escape plan... a bro is bound to get his ass kicked if they pull that broseph attitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Digitalstereo View Post
    And you're right, bros enjoy Deftones. A bro got his ass beat for trying to pull off his bro shit. At an EDM event no one cares because well, we're there to have a good time; but a Deftones concert along with Dillinger Escape plan... a bro is bound to get his ass kicked if they pull that broseph attitude.
    Was that at Fox Pomona? I was at that show, and now I know why I felt underwhelmed. Dilliger Escape Plan was better at Coachella.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aphrael View Post
    As someone who's been listening to DJ Shadow since 1996 and M83 since 2005, I find the notion that they're associated with bros to be ... bizarre.
    I know it does sound a bit bizzare hence the second statement: "This is where you'll find most of the bros". I know by the end of this year M83 will be broed out.

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    BRO MIDNIGHT CITY

    CHEEEAAAAWAWWWWWWW

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    Quote Originally Posted by aphrael View Post
    As someone who's been listening to DJ Shadow since 1996 and M83 since 2005, I find the notion that they're associated with bros to be ... bizarre.
    this, tho i experienced it with my own two eyes at both of their tents.

    however i do disagree with avoiding miike snow for any reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by penny_sparkle View Post
    however i do disagree with avoiding miike snow for any reason
    Don't get me wrong, there's a couple of djs on that list that are definitely worth watching. Miike Snow is one of them, seen the dj set twice and they never cease to amaze. The whole point of my post was to guide OP away from Bros. Then again; those bro's are all over the place. You can be enjoying a dj and all the sudden a bro rush comes and tramples every one like a heard of cows.
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    Thank for the info, I never been to coachella, I don't know if I'm the "bro" category, I don't think so, well I'm still visting the sahara, I have a broken arm so I hope is no an issue with the "bros",

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    Quote Originally Posted by orange View Post
    Thank for the info, I never been to coachella, I don't know if I'm the "bro" category, I don't think so, well I'm still visting the sahara, I have a broken arm so I hope is no an issue with the "bros",
    You can't spell broken arm without "bro". Just sayin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by orange View Post
    Thank for the info, I never been to coachella, I don't know if I'm the "bro" category, I don't think so, well I'm still visting the sahara, I have a broken arm so I hope is no anymore issue with the "bros",

    Careful with that broken arm. Bro's love to rage and mosh over anything. The dj could be playing minimal and bros would try to start a mosh pit just because there's a drop that's about to insue. Nothing majorly wrong with bros, they're just a pain on the ass at times.

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    Who gives a shit how other people look or behave? Don't like it, then don't pay attention, walk away etc.
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