Ban All Los Angelians From Coachella

[PotVsKtl]

People from Los Angeles are the worst people in the world. They are inconsiderate. They are self absorbed. They don't care about music. The never shut up. They dress like scarecrows with racist AIDS. I hereby propose that Goldenvoice require identification showing a non-Los Angeles zipcode to purchase festival passes. We can do this. Take back the night.

[Goatchella]

Your hurtin.

[fireboi]

this is stupid

[PotVsKtl]

[cured]

2/10

[PotVsKtl]

[mikeoley]

What happens if I live in LA but i'm originally from the midwest. Can I still come?

[TomAz]

People from Los Angeles are the worst people in the world. They are inconsiderate. They are self absorbed. They don't care about music. The never shut up. They dress like scarecrows with racist AIDS. I hereby propose that Goldenvoice require identification showing a non-Los Angeles zipcode to purchase festival passes. We can do this. Take back the night.

Every single sentence in this paragraph is 100% true. Every single one.

[gaspard27]

They dress like scarecrows with racist AIDS.

Still trying to figure this one out...

[TomAz]

So here's a thing. I actually saw an actual roadrunner bird on the polo grounds this weekend. I did, I am not making this up. And it was much better behaved, much less rude, than any Angelino I met.

[Goatchella]

Coachella wouldn't exist without Los Angeles you fucking clown

[PotVsKtl]

What happens if I live in LA but i'm originally from the midwest. Can I still come?

You could show a birth certificate.

[PotVsKtl]

So here's a thing. I actually saw an actual roadrunner bird on the polo grounds this weekend. I did. And it was much better behaved, much less rude, than an Angelino I met.

I saw a roadrunner swallow a hummingbird once.

[Lynn163]

I like pelicans.

[CrimesceneCookie]

These posts always read like a drunk bore filled out some Mad-Libs.

[Goatchella]

Thread tools: pot vs kettle

[gaspard27]

PS: Go to Bonnaroo and make some new friends-

[TomAz]

People from LA also tend to be thin-skinned with no sense of humor.

[Sleepingrock]

I saw a roadrunner out run a coyote once. The coyote seemed to have some kind of mental deficiency though.

[Sleepingrock]

People from LA also tend to be thin-skinned with no sense of humor.

Hipster

[fireboi]

Coachella wouldn't exist without Los Angeles you fucking clown

so true

[CoachellaVet09]

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Fill this out, get back to me after

[Goatchella]

You should have to be a board member to go to chella....I have liked every single one I met.


Ps. I'm not from Lost Angeles

[Lynn163]

After watching the gal in front of me have all her stash taken away because she put it in her ugg boot and was stupid enough to carry them in, I think people should have to take an IQ test.

[TomAz]

That would have the same effect as banning all the people from LA.

[DFrank]

Yeah but it wouldnt work when Dr Dre and Snoop ask "Who here from Los Aaaannngggeellllessssss"

[PotVsKtl]

[cheesehead004]

angelinos should be kept separate from the rest of the world as far as im concerned

[anonimouse]

2/10

im going to bump it up to 4/10 for the responses so far and pelicans and "scarecrows with racist AIDS" comment. that and the fact that it's posted in the line up/artists forum

[gaspard27]

im going to bump it up to 4/10 for the responses so far and pelicans and "scarecrows with racist AIDS" comment. that and the fact that it's posted in the line up/artists forum

Excellent points - Thanks