AC bathroom trailers. Fucking noobs.
AC bathroom trailers. Fucking noobs.
I'll normally get up early, eat a big breakfast and a coffee. I'll watch TV and read the paper for a couple of hours until there is "movement". I'll then sit in the can and patiently wait. Most activity from then on is drinking and peeing at the polo fields.
Side note, I really do enjoy picking up the papers and reading in detail what happened the day before.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
No away games played this session.
Thanks for asking about my hot husband, GPS.
We don't discuss these things. It's how we've kept our romance alive for 37 years.
No shit, man.
For all intensive porpoises presale finally sold out
The question should be "how many times did you poop in the porta showers.." so we can finally catch this deviant
I pooped before we left each day.
I hated that I had to pee more often than usual because of the weather. I wasn't sweating out the liquids.
none thank god. I couldn't have even if I needed to
Saw some poor bastard opening door after door and immediately closing them last night.. he was obviously not impressed with his seating options.
I left before he found a suitable poopin stool.
twice on friday, 5 times on saturday, once on sunday.
molly makes me have to shit. alot. anyone else have this problem?
seriously i hold me pisss till i got home i only live 10 miles away from coachella fest
thankfully the back end seems to close down when I'm away from home and home-depot. Luckily Coachella's only 3 days.
No doody for me... not that I didn't want to, I had no urge to. I think it was just that my body was running on the bare minimum of food intake so it literally held onto whatever i ate and milked it for whatever energy it could give me. But when i got home I blew out an STD (Seriously Tremendous Dump).
I CAN HAZ SHUTTLE?
I've never pooped at Coachella. Damn proud of that too, had a close call last year but i fought through it and the urge went away. This weekend will be my 5th time, so hopefully i maintain my no pooping at coachella record.
I can't imagine going in one of those port a pottys mid way through the day, even the AC ones. Id at least need some baby wipes to secure myself from getting mud butt afterwards, not sure how some people can go multiple times a day. Im jealous of such an ability. Thats no fear at its finest. Just walk in, handle your business like a boss and walk out and act like nothing just happened.
another poop-free Coachella. success
Zero until I left Sunday I used the Ralph's bathroom it has Ac I also shaved and took a bird bath there car camped 3 nights
Camped for all 4 days and nights, and never once stepped foot in a porta potty... Does that make me the PeeMate Centerfold of the Month?
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
Zero, both weekends.
The week in between, though..... let's just say there are things buried in Pioneertown that AREN'T old west villains.
at least twice a day. once at 8am like clock work, and at least one more about 4-5pm.
let me just say....baby wipes are my best friend on the polo fields
Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Not gonna happen
Everyday both weekends (I think). Sure there are occasional trainwrecks, but overall they are just port-a-potties. I don't understand the fear. Californians are such pansies sometimes.
once whole fest, in the trailers.
in 10 years i have never taken a dump in any coachella port a potty. the day before the fest, i take a couple of anti diarrhea pills. i don't eat very much while i am on psychedelics so i all i do is drink water and snack a couple times a day. after watching the port a potty get tipped over right in front of me in 2004, i stay the fuck out of those things as much as possible.
Friday: Outkast | Girl Talk | HAIM | Bonobo | Flume | Wye Oak | The Preatures
Saturday: Lorde | Sleigh Bells | CHVRCHES | Capital Cities | Warpaint | Washed Out | Banks
Sunday: Arcade Fire | Beck | Disclosure | Lana Del Rey | AlunaGeorge | Superchunk | Daughter | Poolside
I practically went vegan at the festival just to avoid this. I have a friend who was slamming down pink's chili cheese dogs w/ fries, spicy pie, and the like and didn't have to spend the four hours in the porta-potty that I would have.
CHECK OUT HOW ME AND MY BORING FRIENDS EXPERIENCE COACHELLA!