How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

[cutterbutter]

AC bathroom trailers. Fucking noobs.

[fatbastard]

I'll normally get up early, eat a big breakfast and a coffee. I'll watch TV and read the paper for a couple of hours until there is "movement". I'll then sit in the can and patiently wait. Most activity from then on is drinking and peeing at the polo fields.

Side note, I really do enjoy picking up the papers and reading in detail what happened the day before.

[Mugwog]

No away games played this session.

Success.

[HAIRYGOOMBA]

Thanks for asking about my hot husband, GPS.

We don't discuss these things. It's how we've kept our romance alive for 37 years.

No shit, man.

[Desaparecidos]

The question should be "how many times did you poop in the porta showers.." so we can finally catch this deviant

[algunz]

I pooped before we left each day.

I hated that I had to pee more often than usual because of the weather. I wasn't sweating out the liquids.

[mikey1313666]

none thank god. I couldn't have even if I needed to

[Cheddar's Cousin]

Saw some poor bastard opening door after door and immediately closing them last night.. he was obviously not impressed with his seating options.
I left before he found a suitable poopin stool.

[WillzSkillz]

twice on friday, 5 times on saturday, once on sunday.
molly makes me have to shit. alot. anyone else have this problem?

[nyarlathotoats]

twice on friday, 5 times on saturday, once on sunday.
molly makes me have to shit. alot. anyone else have this problem?

Molly Ringwald makes everyone want to shit. You ain't alone.

[im18andilikeit]

seriously i hold me pisss till i got home i only live 10 miles away from coachella fest

[Hatinisbad]

thankfully the back end seems to close down when I'm away from home and home-depot. Luckily Coachella's only 3 days.

[Hatinisbad]

Thanks for asking about my hot husband, GPS.

We don't discuss these things. It's how we've kept our romance alive for 37 years.

No shit, man.

Wow, 37 years, congratz. I guess I should maintain the moratorium on movements if I want to duplicate your success.

[Fidoosh]

No doody for me... not that I didn't want to, I had no urge to. I think it was just that my body was running on the bare minimum of food intake so it literally held onto whatever i ate and milked it for whatever energy it could give me. But when i got home I blew out an STD (Seriously Tremendous Dump).

[diamondeyes]

I've never pooped at Coachella. Damn proud of that too, had a close call last year but i fought through it and the urge went away. This weekend will be my 5th time, so hopefully i maintain my no pooping at coachella record.

I can't imagine going in one of those port a pottys mid way through the day, even the AC ones. Id at least need some baby wipes to secure myself from getting mud butt afterwards, not sure how some people can go multiple times a day. Im jealous of such an ability. Thats no fear at its finest. Just walk in, handle your business like a boss and walk out and act like nothing just happened.

[mikey1313666]

another poop-free Coachella. success

[gaypalmsprings]

[Dewee420]

Zero until I left Sunday I used the Ralph's bathroom it has Ac I also shaved and took a bird bath there car camped 3 nights

[BROKENDOLL]

Camped for all 4 days and nights, and never once stepped foot in a porta potty... Does that make me the PeeMate Centerfold of the Month?

[Fourthisto]

Zero, both weekends.

The week in between, though..... let's just say there are things buried in Pioneertown that AREN'T old west villains.

[welgo800]

at least twice a day. once at 8am like clock work, and at least one more about 4-5pm.

let me just say....baby wipes are my best friend on the polo fields

[Aikopua3]

Not gonna happen

[apachedino]

Everyday both weekends (I think). Sure there are occasional trainwrecks, but overall they are just port-a-potties. I don't understand the fear. Californians are such pansies sometimes.

[Y0UNGBL00D]

once whole fest, in the trailers.

[ods..]

once at 8am like clock work

let me just say....baby wipes are my best friend on the polo fields

ding ding ding

[jbergeron]

in 10 years i have never taken a dump in any coachella port a potty. the day before the fest, i take a couple of anti diarrhea pills. i don't eat very much while i am on psychedelics so i all i do is drink water and snack a couple times a day. after watching the port a potty get tipped over right in front of me in 2004, i stay the fuck out of those things as much as possible.