Friday: Outkast | Girl Talk | HAIM | Bonobo | Flume | Wye Oak | The Preatures
Saturday: Lorde | Sleigh Bells | CHVRCHES | Capital Cities | Warpaint | Washed Out | Banks
Sunday: Arcade Fire | Beck | Disclosure | Lana Del Rey | AlunaGeorge | Superchunk | Daughter | Poolside
Zero. I use the secret bathrooms.
2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2012, 2013, 2013, 2014, 2014
the secret bathrooms sadly are no longer secret.
Three times...and they were pretty clean when I went
secret bathrooms FTW! although even those were heinous by Sunday night. fuckin' savages
My goal was 0, but I had no choice once, then I went and bought some immodium, problem solved.
I feel bad for whoever went in there after me though.
Poop in the morning or at night, duh.
First time ever I think NO DUMPS @ COACHELLA!
I'm in the worst shape of my life so I think my body went into starvation mode or something and didn't wanna waste any food so held onto it longer... I normally dump after each meal "out w/the old and in w/the new" ... drank a lot more beer this year too...
"conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"
I had a normal 2-3 a day, until Sunday I tried a date shake 6 times by noon... Luckily it ended and I only went twice after that.
immodium ad ain't just for diarrhea, i pop a pill each morning of coachella. then by the next morning, when all the porta potties(i actually use the ac'd trailers) have been cleaned, you are ready to unleash the previous days beast.
Twice, one time i made a pyramid of poop.
I have yet to unleash my natures bounty in the 7 years i've attended
You're so full of shit.
She never farted either.
I gained 4 pounds over the weekend, cuz the poop had to stay in.
I just double up on my Depends.
For all intensive porpoises presale finally sold out
How about Mr. Hairygoomba?
I was trying to eat healthy, at least in the morning, and I was remarkably regular all weekend.
"Remarkably regular." It was a porta potty, not a wine tasting, Marc.
Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.
I poop any where mother nature allows me to poop. As long as I'm not mauled by a cougar.
Then you should probably stay away from the Outdoor Theatre restrooms.