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    Lightbulb How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    Zero. I use the secret bathrooms.
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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    the secret bathrooms sadly are no longer secret.

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    Three times...and they were pretty clean when I went

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    secret bathrooms FTW! although even those were heinous by Sunday night. fuckin' savages

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    no poop all weekend.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    4x2 + 1 on Monday
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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    My goal was 0, but I had no choice once, then I went and bought some immodium, problem solved.

    I feel bad for whoever went in there after me though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    no poop all weekend.
    how?

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    Poop in the morning or at night, duh.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    lol

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    First time ever I think NO DUMPS @ COACHELLA!
    I'm in the worst shape of my life so I think my body went into starvation mode or something and didn't wanna waste any food so held onto it longer... I normally dump after each meal "out w/the old and in w/the new" ... drank a lot more beer this year too...
    "conversation is a game of circles and i'm getting dizzy-- bye"

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    I had a normal 2-3 a day, until Sunday I tried a date shake 6 times by noon... Luckily it ended and I only went twice after that.

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    immodium ad ain't just for diarrhea, i pop a pill each morning of coachella. then by the next morning, when all the porta potties(i actually use the ac'd trailers) have been cleaned, you are ready to unleash the previous days beast.

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    Twice, one time i made a pyramid of poop.

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    I have yet to unleash my natures bounty in the 7 years i've attended

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Poop in the morning or at night, duh.
    nope.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    You're so full of shit.
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    Will somebody trade their bow ticket for my stern ticket? I have this thing where I get seasick if I'm on the wrong side of the engine room, and it works better with my schedule to be on the front end of the changing time zone.

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    YES!
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    She never farted either.

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    I gained 4 pounds over the weekend, cuz the poop had to stay in.

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    fudgepacker.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    I just double up on my Depends.
    For all intensive porpoises presale finally sold out

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    How about Mr. Hairygoomba?

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    I was trying to eat healthy, at least in the morning, and I was remarkably regular all weekend.

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    "Remarkably regular." It was a porta potty, not a wine tasting, Marc.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    I poop any where mother nature allows me to poop. As long as I'm not mauled by a cougar.

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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    Then you should probably stay away from the Outdoor Theatre restrooms.
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    Once every morning! They weren't that bad surprisingly.
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    Default Re: How many times did you POOP in the port-a-pottys?

    Operation Don't Poop At Coachella was a success for me. I DESTROYED my bathroom once I got home though.
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    It's really boring when people use this thread to post about their successes.
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