My Spirit Hood Changed My Life

[TomAz]

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/upo...means_to_m.php

[euphonicfiend]

I like my spirit hood cause its weird looking and makes me feel and look weird.

I will not be bringing my spirit hood to coachella - its hot.

I will be bringing my monster hood that my friends made. It has glowing eyes. So if anyone see 2 glowing eye balls, come say HI!

[Hannahrain]

I wouldn't expect a becufflinked corporate drone like yourself to understand, Tom, but to those of us who embrace the spirit hood, it's much more than just headwear. When I put on my Spirit Hood brand Weevil hood and mantle, I become the weevil. I burrow sunny midcentury modern lofts in the particulate fodder of gristmills. I terrorize family farmers and claim their fertile swales for my own and my kind. I nest in cotton pods and propagate cradled in their half-moon husks. I wear a weevil and I become one. If you don't get it right away, you never will.

[Hannahrain]

Also, ten percent of my total purchase is donated to weevils.

[Hannahrain]

And I didn't even have to wear my Spirit Hood brand naugahyde philanthropist scalp.

[TomAz]

I haven't worn cufflinks in years. Years, Hannah. Years.

[bobert]

That's hilarious. I know the guy you quoted in your thread title. IMO, this is a look that only women can pull off.

[frozen pilgrim]

oh god.

[algunz]

It is apparently not very effective at holding the brain in.

[Sensuality]

oh god.

I'm with you. No explanation needed.

[Mike Litoris]

Eric -- a guy who took to dancing in place before the music commenced -- added, "it feels good [on my head] when I am on 'shrooms and ecstasy."

It went from Indian Head dresses to this. They made it real easy to pick out the douche bags.

[RodFed1993]

Sometimes I wish having a high IQ was a prerequisite to attending Coachella. It would sure as hell keep the spirit hoods out.

[CrimesceneCookie]

oh no, people are wearing things at my coachella again!

[ods..]

God this was the most terrible trend yet. It also felt like all the bros wearing Indian headdresses started to realize by the end of the weekend they were 2 years late. The furry bear hat mittens are the cool thing now. Next will be dolphin dorsal fin backpack onesies.

[Mugwog]

is it really that big of a deal to all of you?

[ods..]

No. It really isn't. Next question.

[BROKENDOLL]

I'm very guarded when it comes to the brain cells I have left, and had it not been for my Spirit Hood on Saturday Night keeping those precious seeds of knowledge warm and cozy, I might not be typing this dumb fucking post right now.

[BROKENDOLL]

I'm very guarded when it comes to the brain cells I have left, and had it not been for my Spirit Hood on Saturday Night keeping those precious seeds of knowledge warm and cozy, I might not be typing this dumb fucking post right now.

That post is probably reason enough for kids to say, "No" to Spirit Hoods, isn't it?

[stinkbutt]

Tucker Gumber=most amazing name ever

[Originalbob]

The final excerpt was at least the most honest of them all. Yes, the only reason I enjoy this superbly bizarre hat is because it feels good on my head while I'm high as fuck! High-as-fuck! The girl who commented it "keeps her brain in" is probably the latter.

I would much rather have faux fur near my face than horribly stiff feathers IMO

[TheFestivalGuy]

So i just found this page by googling my name. HILARIOUS! THANKS!

Tucker Gumber

[bananahambone]

it's what under the hood...... am I right? ladies?

[getbetter]

Tucker Gumber makes my blood boil with anger.

[omerta]

So i just found this page by googling my name. HILARIOUS! THANKS!

Tucker Gumber

The Real Tucker Gumber has showed up!

[IceyHotshot]

So i just found this page by googling my name. HILARIOUS! THANKS!

Tucker Gumber

Good of you to admit that your idiocy is hilarious.