Part of me wants to scare people, and part of me knows how scared it will get me if I do.
If they need some drug sniffing dogs, I may apply
Just don't be dumb. If they wear athletic shoes pretty safe to say they are a cop. I don't sell anyways but attire attitude and wristbands tel the tale.. don't be dumb
invest in Sanuks.. can slide them on and off with ease and have the best support ever. i never do a fest without sanuks, actually i did one over new years in normal running shoes and my feet and knees have never taken more of a beating.
dudes were all up in my camp last year. their skills were... unimpressive.
Do you happen to know the difference between a dog, and a drug sniffing dog, by the sound of its bark?
You paranoid drug addict. If peoples tents were getting raided by dogs, we'd all be talking about it right now. Here're the facts, kids. Security walks around a bit on Thursday night. By Friday afternoon, Coachella camping is fully alive, and cannot be stopped. If cops started raiding tents, the addicted masses would swallow them up in seconds.
I want to call you stupid, but I know there are good stupid people out there who would be offended, you fucking burnout.
Last year as I was leaving Dada Life's set in the Sahara some older guy (probably in his 30's) asked me if I had any Molly. I stopped stared him straight in the eye and said "Oink oink motherf*cker." The guy immediately broke eye contact and turned away. I think just for the hell of it this year I'm going to bring in some goldfishes (the cheese cracker) and if anyone asks me I'll tell them, "I've got these killer goldfishes for $10 a pop", and when they give me the money I will hand them nothing but Peppridge Farm goodness.
you can still get arrested for that
cops arent looking for people blazing trees or rolling they are looking for people who have a pound of green or 100 grams of moly hiddin in their underwear
If you are stupid enough to be smoking weed in the wide open where some cop might smell it and see you doing it...yea you're gonna get busted. Use your f'n head and go in your tent or somewhere where you aren't in wide open spaces.
There are cops there in uniform - they are not looking for drugs, they are there to make sure everyone is good to go.
The undercover cops are there hunting and pecking looking for sellers and those using in the wide open acting like it's 1969 Woodstock.
How do I know? Met the head of Coachella security last year and we hung out for about 4 hours chatting with his family.
Rule #1 - Do not sell!!!! If you want to give someone -even the undercover a free hit....they'll pass, but you won't be arrested. If you even try to get $3 for a few hits...they gonna cuff ya and take you directly to jail. You will not be able to tell the age of the undercover agents. Saw some pictures and one of the ladies could pass for being 18...she had a ton of arrests (according to him) ...stated she even had people in cuffs and stopped other people to see if they were selling and caught more in a single sweep.
The amount of $ they take is amazing. He said 2 girls selling had over $12,000 in cash on them when they caught them.
Rule 2 - take your stuff in hidden places and don't act like your f'n king of the world doing it in the wide open.
follow the advice and you'll be fine
There will be dogs randomly checking cars this year upon entry. Be careful and hide your shit.