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    Default Coachella 2012 statistics.

    95% of the glow items worn on Friday were handmade by Feather.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.

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    85% of the rain that fell on coachella was from last years used shower water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by exemef View Post
    85% of the rain that fell on coachella was from last years used shower water.
    the other 15% was Pat Carney's sweat

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    This thread already has win written all over it.

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    80% of first timers are wearing bandanas and neon framed sunglasses.

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    100% of the people dressed as Native Americans were actually white

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    100% of veteran festival goers are better at everything including fashion, how to listen to music, and how to critique music

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    Quote Originally Posted by LCDvu View Post
    100% of veteran festival goers are better at everything including fashion, how to listen to music, and how to critique music
    100% true

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    Quote Originally Posted by LCDvu View Post
    100% of veteran festival goers are better at everything including fashion, how to listen to music, and how to critique music
    100% of this post missed the point of this thread

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    20% of the posters in this thread are self conscious of their warbonnets.

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    65% of Coachella attendees will get laid at some point during the weekend

    0% of them will be from this thread

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    60% of the audience at Afrojack were bros.


    The rest were female.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CoachellaVet09 View Post
    65% of Coachella attendees will get laid at some point during the weekend

    0% of them will be from this thread
    I couldn't disagree. I am on the forums whilst in the beer garden not laying down any game. Trolling > acquiring females.
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    Fuck "themule"

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    Why would native americans dress as native americans.

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    Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancinginthedesert View Post
    Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

    Who's gonna saaaaav the world toniight?

    Sometimes I get a good feelin, yeah.

    This station is non-operational.



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    start more interesting threads u bitter fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancinginthedesert View Post
    Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

    Who's gonna saaaaav the world toniight?

    Sometimes I get a good feelin, yeah.

    This station is non-operational.

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    Die of cocks.
    fuck.

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    Who the fuck was throwing the glowsticks during Radiohead?
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    Reviewers who note the size of the crowd are dumb fucks.
    COACHELLA's: 2001. 2002. 2003. 2004. 2005. 2006. 2007. 2008. 2009. 2010. 2011. 2012. 2013. 2014. 2015.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancinginthedesert View Post
    Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

    Who's gonna saaaaav the world toniight?

    Sometimes I get a good feelin, yeah.

    This station is non-operational.

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    U jelly? No one likes you.
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    Fuck "themule"

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    Quote Originally Posted by The G-Man View Post
    Why would native americans dress as native americans.
    Because they're native americans

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    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Hand Banana putting the photoshop skillz to work over here. A+


    98% of people who wear spirit animal hats do it to look cool. The other 2% died from dehydration. Hopefully an animal wears their corpse on its head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Natelevmofuggaz View Post

    98% of people who wear spirit animal hats do it to look cool. The other 2% died from dehydration. Hopefully an animal wears their corpse on its head.
    With the skin and hands.

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    100% of the 70% high school demographic at Avicciiiccheee said it was "Sooper sick!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Who the fuck was throwing the glowsticks during Radiohead?
    This for sure happened to me. Glow stick in the face about half way through. The fuck?
    89% chance it was a bro d-bag rolling for the first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iamellyn View Post
    This for sure happened to me. Glow stick in the face about half way through. The fuck?
    89% chance it was a bro d-bag rolling for the first time.
    ^^
    Hasn't seen the posts about the epic glow stick tossed planned by weekend 1 message boarders. LOL
    Coachella is better than Christmas

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeamCoachellaHellYeah View Post
    Who the fuck was throwing the glowsticks during Radiohead?
    Amyzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dancinginthedesert View Post
    Why does everyone fawn over every thread this d-bag starts? Does he/she/it have some kind of uber-cred invisible to the avg. observer? Didn't think the guide to 2012 Sahara was funny or imaginative. Is it because you are all 40 years old, so you feel the need to show solidarity?

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    This station is non-operational.

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    dude's funny. you're bitter.

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    100% of Amon Tobins set sucked balls

    Edit: well ill give some credit to his lights. So lets just say 90% did
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    70% of bros don't actually have any brothers.

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