Hannahrain and/or Psychic Friend...

[Ill_Eagle]

Will you marry me?

[xbnmx]

Thin and very un-hippie, Dani'll be all over you.

[Hannahrain]

Maybe later, if there's nothing good on TV.

[caco0283]

hannah im sorry i have nothing exciting to tell you about last night....dont cry...dry your eye

[Ill_Eagle]

Theres never anything good on TV....nice.

Psychic Friend?

[Hannahrain]

She's not going to answer until she sees the ring.

[Ill_Eagle]

(i have 2)

[psychic friend]

I don't believe in marriage, sorry.

I accept presents though.

[Hannahrain]

I'm in, but only if you throw in the pen, too.

[Ill_Eagle]

deal.

[gaypalmsprings]

Here's a poem for Psychic Friend:

THE COUNTRY GIRL
BY W. WORDSWORTH.
That happy gleam of vernal eyes,
Those locks from summer's golden skies,
That o'er thy brow are shed;
That cheek--a kindling of the morn,
That lip--a rose-bud from the thorn, I saw; and Fancy sped
To scenes Arcadian, whispering, through soft air,
Of bliss that grows without a care;
Of happiness that never flies--
How can it where love never dies?
Of promise whispering, where no blight
Can reach the innocent delight;
Where Pity to the mind convey'd
In pleasure is the darkest shade,
That Time, unwrinkled grandsire, flings
From his smoothly-gliding wings.
What mortal form, what earthly face,
Inspired the pencil, lines to trace,
And mingle colours that could breed
Such rapture, nor want power to feed?
For, had thy charge been idle flowers,
Fair Damsel, o'er my captive mind,
To truth and sober reason blind, 51
'Mid that soft air, those long-lost bowers,
The sweet illusion might have hung for hours! --
Thanks to this tell-tale sheaf of corn,
That touchingly bespeaks thee born
Life's daily tasks with them to share,
Who, whether from their lowly bed
They rise, or rest the weary head,
Do weigh the blessing they entreat
From heaven, and feel what they repeat,
While they give utterance to the prayer
That asks for daily bread.

[Hannahrain]

Here's a poem for Psychic Friend

Where's mine?

[thelastgreatman]

I don't believe in marriage, sorry.

I accept presents though.

I knew this OG from Compton who once said some words I'll never forget:

"I'm not a pimp. I don't claim to be a pimp. But... I will accept ho money."

[J~$$$]

My friend worked at a Rite-Aid in Ft. collins Colorado, and there was this well known scrawny ass white pimp that would always come into the store. He was also featured in some documentary about being a white pimp. In the movie his famous quote was him getting out of the pool and one of his bitches throwing a towel over his back and drying him off. He then proceeds to look at the camera and say "My bitches always dry me off...." Anyways back on topic, so I was in the Rite-Aid visting with my friend when the pimp comes in and comes up to us and asks "Where da fuck dey airfreshner? I gots me a stankayyyy bitch!!" I was in tears from laughing, I could help but quote him for months afterwords.....anyways just a pimp story....jus sayin'...whateva.

[smokealotapotamus]

My friend worked at a Rite-Aid in Ft. collins Colorado, and there was this well known scrawny ass white pimp that would always come into the store. He was also featured in some documentary about being a white pimp. In the movie his famous quote was him getting out of the pool and one of his bitches throwing a towel over his back and drying him off. He then proceeds to look at the camera and say "My bitches always dry me off...." Anyways back on topic, so I was in the Rite-Aid visting with my friend when the pimp comes in and comes up to us and asks "Where da fuck dey airfreshner? I gots me a stankayyyy bitch!!" I was in tears from laughing, I could help but quote him for months afterwords.....anyways just a pimp story....jus sayin'...whateva.

Best pimp story ever!