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    What are the best ways to sneak in "lube"?
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    Default Re: How to sneak in weed?

    lolololololz in yer bum honestly

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    Taint

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    Quote Originally Posted by MazelTov View Post
    tape it under your nutsack/ around crotch area, thats the only surefire way to not get caught cause they arent going to fiddle you.
    Nice one! but seriously...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SolXSlayer View Post
    Nice one! but seriously...
    i am serious, its not like its hard to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by bemerritt View Post
    Taint
    I agree.

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    Default Re: How to sneak in weed?

    hahahaha the 'search' isn't very thorough. Especially not if they've got massive lines with people drinking, smoking, yelling & overall partying in the 'waiting room'.

    In the past I've put my weed in a ziploc. I put the ziploc in an opened soda case somewhere in the middle. Put the remaining soda cans in the box & seal the box up again with crazy glue so it looks like it's never been opened. It's not very difficult to find ways to hide this.
    Also, if you tape it to your nuts/inner thigh or put it in your 'yahooooooo' it wouldn't be there for very long. It's just for about 5-10 minutes while they check your CAR & not YOU.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amili.oh View Post
    lolololololz in yer bum honestly
    The vagina. If you have one of those, try using that instead. Much easier to retrieve.
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    How can some1 still 100 dollars from a broke single mom!!!!! WTF!! People r so getto!! I wouldint do that to some1 I hate

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    Default Re: How to sneak in weed?

    Open up a wheat thins box and stick your goodies in the bottom and reseal it, open up a bag of doritos and shove everything inside and leave it open in the front passenger area(I would love to see security look inside an open bag of chips for drugs), borrow someones over sized pair of shoes and stick your goodies inside your socks inside you over sized shoes, there are hundreds of ways to do this.

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    Is it okay if I stash it in my bag under a shit load of clothes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by exemef View Post
    Open up a wheat thins box and stick your goodies in the bottom and reseal it, open up a bag of doritos and shove everything inside and leave it open in the front passenger area(I would love to see security look inside an open bag of chips for drugs), borrow someones over sized pair of shoes and stick your goodies inside your socks inside you over sized shoes, there are hundreds of ways to do this.
    Taint idea has just been replaced.

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    Default Re: How to sneak in weed?

    open up a plastic jar of peanut butter, clear out the middle, stick goodies inside, reseal. They will make you take everything out of the car, hide it inside something else.

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    Default Re: How to sneak in lube?

    Yes
    Let security read all of your trade secrets

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    Default Re: How to sneak in lube?

    if you arent smart enough to figure out a way to do this yourself you should probably lay off the weed anyway

    Quote Originally Posted by exemef View Post
    there are hundreds of ways to do this.
    make sure you post each of them in detail on a forum run by GV so security have more ideas where to look

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    Hide it inside the spare tire/jack area, these are all the obvious ones....

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    Who the fuck changed the title to lube? Oh maybe it was the NARCS! Fuck You!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SolXSlayer View Post
    Who the fuck changed the title to lube? Oh maybe it was the NARCS! Fuck You!
    they coulda deleted it, looks like theyre actually helping you solve your problem

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    Default Re: How to sneak in lube?

    yeah don't be surprised if they check all these places now.
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    Default Re: How to sneak in lube?

    Kidnap a young boy, rip a hole in his stomach, put your gear inside the hole, sew him back together, like what the Arabs do with bombs.

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    Default Re: How to sneak in lube?

    Sneak in lube? Is this the guy that fingered his girlfriend in the ass from a few years ago?
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    Default Re: How to sneak in lube?

    Quote Originally Posted by SolXSlayer View Post
    What are the best ways to sneak in "lube"?
    1. Open lube
    2. Apply generously to asshole & around lube tube
    3. Insert lube tube into asshole
    4. Don't fart until you are past inspection
    5. Retrieve lube tube inside a porto potty or the KROQ tent.

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    How can some1 still 100 dollars from a broke single mom!!!!! WTF!! People r so getto!! I wouldint do that to some1 I hate

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    Quote Originally Posted by maniroses View Post
    Kidnap a young boy, rip a hole in his stomach, put your gear inside the hole, sew him back together, like what the Arabs do with bombs.
    just make sure you stop by the court house to become his legal guardian

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    Default Re: How to sneak in lube?

    It took me a while of reading this to figure out it wasn't originally intended to be about lube. i was wondering why anyone would think you wouldn't be allowed to just bring lube it.
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    Default Re: How to sneak in lube?

    Same for me.

    Sorry boys n girls, I can't publicly disclose my method for getting 40oz of hard lube into the show. But you can have a squeeze if you find me.

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    Default Re: How to sneak in lube?

    Quote Originally Posted by meyouseek View Post
    Same for me.

    Sorry boys n girls, I can't publicly disclose my method for getting 40oz of hard lube into the show. But you can have a squeeze if you find me.
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