RIDDLES

[jimmycrackcorn]

<bored waiting for my supper to finish baking
if you answer my easy riddle post your own...


first you throw away the outside and cook the inside,
then you eat the outside and throw away the inside;
what did you just eat?

[SubBass49]

corn on the cob

[SubBass49]

I'm as small as an ant, as big as a whale. I'll approach like a breeeze, but can come like a gale. By some I get hit, but all have shown fear. I'll dance to the music, though I can't hear. Of names I have many, of names I have one. I'm as slow as a snail, but from me you can't run. What am I?

[thelastgreatman]

Corn on the cob.

Sig gives it away--intentional?

[jimmycrackcorn]

LOL after i posted it i realized i had the F@#$ING answer in my quote!

[thelastgreatman]

Um, I remember that one... shadow!

[thelastgreatman]

<---- used to be a puzzle nerd. Now just several other kinds of nerds.

[jimmycrackcorn]

post one last great man...
i wanna try to redeem myself by solving one

[SubBass49]

Um, I remember that one... shadow!

Yupp

[mountmccabe]

LOL after i posted it i realized i had the F@#$ING answer in my quote!

Also in your name.

[marooko]

Richard and Robert raped a rabbit.

Say it with out the R's.

Just heard this last night, thought about it for a bit. Pretty silly, but funny.

[garrett222]

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

[CalmerThanYou]

A river.

Did you get that from the DarkTower series? (stephen king)

[amyzzz]

That's well-known riddle, Calmer. I'd heard it before I read the Dark Tower series.

[algunz]

Richard and Robert raped a rabbit.

Say it with out the R's.

Just heard this last night, thought about it for a bit. Pretty silly, but funny.

I don't get it.

[CalmerThanYou]

That's well-known riddle, Calmer. I'd heard it before I read the Dark Tower series.

FINE!

[marooko]

I don't get it.

let me know when you all want an answer.

[CalmerThanYou]

i want an answer

[algunz]

Me too.

An answer to all things left unanswered, but I'll settle for a solution to the riddle.

[marooko]

Dick and Bob banged a bunny.

[TomAz]

I still don't get it.

[marooko]

You're thinking too much, I was too. It's pretty damn silly actually. Richard, shortened to Dick, Robert shortened to Bob, and a rabbit, well that's just a little bunny.

[bluemamba]

Richard and Robert raped a rabbit.

Say it with out the R's.

Just heard this last night, thought about it for a bit. Pretty silly, but funny.

THE MOST STUPID RIDDLE OF ALL TIME!!

[sbessiso]

That's just silly, marooko!

[marooko]

Is that not what I stated in the first post? Oh and mamba, don't make me quote people on your ignore list.

[sbessiso]

you're right, you did. It's MEGA silly though

[zenidogx]

ha! i love it! great riddle.

[fiyahhh!]

When I am young, I am sweet in the Sun.
When I am middle-aged I make people happy.
When I am old I am valued more than ever.
What am I?

[marooko]

ha! i love it! great riddle.

I thought it was really good because of how silly it was. I like shit like that.

ex: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?


Answer: I lost my tractor.


I fucking love that.

[TomAz]

When I am young, I am sweet in the Sun.
When I am middle-aged I make people happy.
When I am old I am valued more than ever.
What am I?

a grape