Then you woke up Saturday morning realizing God just hates short people, and tall people couldn't give half a shit-on fuck either way. Not only will I be sportingly tall again this year, but I'll be wearing that dapper as ever wide-brimmed shade hat that short people can't stand. Rage on, my dwarven friends. Rage on. (Can't wait for him to realize that getting punched in the kidney by a baby fist doesn't do much damage)
Back to the pot thing, I don't smoke weed, but why would you share anything with a stranger that touches their mouth. Yuck. It's not being stingy, it's being safe - I don't know where that mouth as been, especially during Coachella lol.
People who rip ass in close quarters. Especially when I have a good spot.
06', 07', 08', 09', 10', 11', 12', 13'
flying canopies (saw it happen last year in tent camping). Surprised a wandering stoner hasn't been drilled in the head by a metal pole. Stake carefully this weekend.
- lazy people who litter
- furry go-go boots, tutus, Kandi shit etc.
EDM crowd infestation
Coachella 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12 (1&2)
Lolla 03, 06, 07, 08
Outside Lands 08, 10, 11, 12
More of a general annoyance, but hologram jokes.
as long as other people are having a good time, i dont really care what what they do. smoke away, cut in front of me, text the entire set, be a drunk / high idiot, spill beer on me or what ever. if you are having a good time, good for you, keep doing what you're doing, and i'll keep doing what im doing. because, at coachella, im in a pretty fucking good mood and it is going to be pretty hard to do something to bring me down.
that being said, too cool for school hipsters who wont dance slightly annoy me, because im not so sure of how good of a time they're having.
'03, '04, '05, '06, '09, '10, '11, 12...
...#9 is gonna be fine in 2013
The 1 man mosh pit.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world.
Coachella: 08, 09, 10, 11, 12w1, 12w2, 13w1
Burning Man: 08,10
People who smoke in a crowd. It's fucking gross.
being asked for drugs. and then when you say no, being asked again. then when you say no again, having the guy question you as if you just said "YES?!?!?!" FUCK NO you fucking e-tard get your quarter-sized pupils the fuck out of my face