Festival pet peeves

[stacheRides]

its much easier for you to kneel or stand to the side than it is for me or anyone else to randomly have platform shoes available or to grow a foot taller..

learn you are ruining the experience of others who are less fortunate even though they spent the same amount of money as you. people like you wont learn until yao fucking ming stands firmly in front of them.

but its ok ill just punch you in the kidney repeatedly until you fall to your knees and cough up blood. then i will step over you and claim my spot. taller guys tend to be lanky pussies, especially at hipster events such as chella.

[lawinklawink]

It's not that I'm not friendly.....I just don't love them ho's. The ONLY thing I'll share with a bitch is the back of my hand. G's up, ho's down. Always keeping it 100% real. Just cause a bitch got some tits and ass, don't entitle her to some free weed, or ANYTHING for that matter. That's the problem with guys now a days...too busy trying to impress these bitches, when you should be trying to get their money.

awwwww someone's mommy didn't love them... cant say i blame her.

[poddan]

I'm 6'4" so I feel kinda bad for people behind me, but sometimes people talk shit behind me as if I can't hear them, so I make sure to stand right in there way

This right here Six-four brotherhood

[poddan]

why dont you learn to deal with your stature you fucking douche!
its much easier for you to kneel or stand to the side than it is for me or anyone else to randomly have platform shoes available or to grow a foot taller..

learn you are ruining the experience of others who are less fortunate even though they spent the same amount of money as you. people like you wont learn until yao fucking ming stands firmly in front of them.

but its ok ill just punch you in the kidney repeatedly until you fall to your knees and cough up blood. then i will step over you and claim my spot. taller guys tend to be lanky pussies, especially at hipster events such as chella.

Let's see how true that is this year, my man

[Zafocaine]

why dont you learn to deal with your stature you fucking douche!
its much easier for you to kneel.

LOL *Watches the giant kneel so that the enraged dwarf can climb atop his shoulder to watch Black Keys suck up space*

Then you woke up Saturday morning realizing God just hates short people, and tall people couldn't give half a shit-on fuck either way. Not only will I be sportingly tall again this year, but I'll be wearing that dapper as ever wide-brimmed shade hat that short people can't stand. Rage on, my dwarven friends. Rage on. (Can't wait for him to realize that getting punched in the kidney by a baby fist doesn't do much damage)

[Zafocaine]

Let's see how true that is this year, my man

HAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[bluecheese]

LOL^

Back to the pot thing, I don't smoke weed, but why would you share anything with a stranger that touches their mouth. Yuck. It's not being stingy, it's being safe - I don't know where that mouth as been, especially during Coachella lol.

[AgainstFeist]

People who rip ass in close quarters. Especially when I have a good spot.

[lehorne]

flying canopies (saw it happen last year in tent camping). Surprised a wandering stoner hasn't been drilled in the head by a metal pole. Stake carefully this weekend.

[hippityhip]

People who rip ass in close quarters. Especially when I have a good spot.

haha fucking crop dusters

[bloodybeth]

- lazy people who litter
- pushers
- furry go-go boots, tutus, Kandi shit etc.

[eimie]

EDM crowd infestation

[Timestretch]

More of a general annoyance, but hologram jokes.

[PapaDill]

as long as other people are having a good time, i dont really care what what they do. smoke away, cut in front of me, text the entire set, be a drunk / high idiot, spill beer on me or what ever. if you are having a good time, good for you, keep doing what you're doing, and i'll keep doing what im doing. because, at coachella, im in a pretty fucking good mood and it is going to be pretty hard to do something to bring me down.

that being said, too cool for school hipsters who wont dance slightly annoy me, because im not so sure of how good of a time they're having.

[Neighborhood Creep]

The 1 man mosh pit.

[Mugwog]

More of a general annoyance, but hologram jokes.

Had an audition recently with a few people in the room as "blind guys" giving reviews for a movie they saw.. One person mentioned a hologram of Tupac... fucking christ.

[TomAz]

Anyone who has a pet peeve about what other people are wearing are too stupid to exist. Cease to exist right now you fucktards.

[Goatchella]

flying canopies (saw it happen last year in tent camping). Surprised a wandering stoner hasn't been drilled in the head by a metal pole. Stake carefully this weekend.

funny...i am a stoner that was hoping to see a bro become impaled by a canopy leg while fist pumping in the sahara.

[Wonderbot]

Neither, just a whining bitch who can't deal with being short.

I won't move for anyone. You move around me.

End of story.

[wompwomp]

People who smoke in a crowd. It's fucking gross.

[GuyInTucson]

People who smoke in a crowd. It's fucking gross.

You're at a festival. Deal with it. (And I don't smoke)

[GuyInTucson]

The 1 man mosh pit.

There was one of these near me during At The Drive in

[Robin]

There was one of these near me during At The Drive in

Could've been my buddy. He was going nuts during their set. I had to step away from him.

[GuyInTucson]

Could've been my buddy. He was going nuts during their set. I had to step away from him.

Was he 26 years old (I know this because he repeated it like six times to me) and constantly bothering everyone around him? The guy I am referring to kept pestering this pair of 15 year old kids, repeatedly asking them if they were boyfriend and girlfriend and they consistently had to explain to him they were brother and sister.

[Robin]

Was he 26 years old (I know this because he repeated it like six times to me) and constantly bothering everyone around him? The guy I am referring to kept pestering this pair of 15 year old kids, repeatedly asking them if they were boyfriend and girlfriend and they consistently had to explain to him they were brother and sister.

I'm going to have to smack him if he did do that. I left him mid set to check out DJ Shadow. He's a tall, doofy looking dude with a Hawaiian shirt on.

[GuyInTucson]

I'm going to have to smack him if he did do that. I left him mid set to check out DJ Shadow. He's a tall, doofy looking dude with a Hawaiian shirt on.

Can't quite recall what he was wearing, but there was probably an abundance of these types present for ATDI.

[wakeupmandy]

And people that demand that I smile for them and try and cheer me up. My mouth isnt fucking cemented into a grin, fuckface. Of course im enjoying myself im at fucking Coachella, cunt.

Seriously! I was sitting on the ground (out in the open, not in front of a set, in a crowd) just relaxing alone, people watching and some dude walked by me and patted me on the head like a "cheer up" pat on the head. It was kind of nice, but kind of annoying. I don't need a pat on the head. I'm too old to be "on" for 3 days straight. Sorry.

[frizzlefry]

I think you're just being a misanthrope, I enjoyed my pat on the head and it left me with a warm memory.

[wakeupmandy]

I think you're just being a misanthrope, I enjoyed my pat on the head and it left me with a warm memory.

Hey! It takes a misanthrope to know one! Maybe next time I'll do a finger light show when I'm sitting there. As to show people I'm having a wonderful time and there is no need to try and cheer me up.

[kerby14]

being asked for drugs. and then when you say no, being asked again. then when you say no again, having the guy question you as if you just said "YES?!?!?!" FUCK NO you fucking e-tard get your quarter-sized pupils the fuck out of my face