Festival pet peeves

[trakball]

And people that demand that I smile for them and try and cheer me up. My mouth isnt fucking cemented into a grin, fuckface. Of course im enjoying myself im at fucking Coachella, cunt.

I LOL'd

And I'm the same way. Hey, I'm loving it, go fuck yourself!

[Jammin]

I'm 6'4" so I feel kinda bad for people behind me, but sometimes people talk shit behind me as if I can't hear them, so I make sure to stand right in there way

[mikey1313666]

You're not really the problem individually. I think it just blows to start dancing and realize that everyone around you is basically petrified. Another annoyance are people who just seem to travel through the crowd, just staring at the faces in the crowd, not dancing, I think they are just narcs but even shows outside of festivals I see random awkward men who are just searching the crowd.

haha. all of this

[SEEDYMIG420]

only one pet peeve; This always happens when I'm enjoying some Southern California Kush at Coachella......"Hey...Hey, can I get a hit off of that? It smells so good."
FUCK NO!!! I don't give a shit if your a hot bitch or not...I don't care if your friendly about it. If you realy want to smoke weed, then bring your own. I hate weed scavangers!!! Also, people who hate weed smoke. It's a fuckin festival! weed smoke is just part of the experience. GET OVER IT!

[Originalbob]

But yeah, if you're 5'10 > then you're just going to have to deal with the fact that you will never have a good view, and I'm not moving for you.

Since you're probably the person who ends up standing in front of me every year, I'll be sure to burn you. Have a nice day

[mindtrix]

will my oversized cowboy hat block you?

[Originalbob]

OH, and the dancing thing. I'll be sure to make a complete ass of myself when The Rapture plays Whoo Alright Yeah Uh Huh! I've even partially choreographed some pieces. YEssssssssssss

[algunz]

Spider man masks and chicken hats

[Wonderbot]

only one pet peeve; This always happens when I'm enjoying some Southern California Kush at Coachella......"Hey...Hey, can I get a hit off of that? It smells so good."
FUCK NO!!! I don't give a shit if your a hot bitch or not...I don't care if your friendly about it. If you realy want to smoke weed, then bring your own. I hate weed scavangers!!! Also, people who hate weed smoke. It's a fuckin festival! weed smoke is just part of the experience. GET OVER IT!

You're the most unfriendliest smoker ever aren't you?

I bring enough weed to share. I don't mind sharing a bowl or two or a couple of tokes with my fellow Coachella attendees.

You don't have to be Grandfather Christmas and smoke everyone out. But come on, especially if it's a hot girl. Just like... tell them you'll smoke them out if they can touch their elbows together. Have fun with it.

[SEEDYMIG420]

You're the most unfriendliest smoker ever aren't you?

I bring enough weed to share. I don't mind sharing a bowl or two or a couple of tokes with my fellow Coachella attendees.

You don't have to be Grandfather Christmas and smoke everyone out. But come on, especially if it's a hot girl. Just like... tell them you'll smoke them out if they can touch their elbows together. Have fun with it.

It's not that I'm not friendly.....I just don't love them ho's. The ONLY thing I'll share with a bitch is the back of my hand. G's up, ho's down. Always keeping it 100% real. Just cause a bitch got some tits and ass, don't entitle her to some free weed, or ANYTHING for that matter. That's the problem with guys now a days...too busy trying to impress these bitches, when you should be trying to get their money.

[the walrus]

You're the most unfriendliest smoker ever aren't you?

I bring enough weed to share. I don't mind sharing a bowl or two or a couple of tokes with my fellow Coachella attendees.

You don't have to be Grandfather Christmas and smoke everyone out. But come on, especially if it's a hot girl. Just like... tell them you'll smoke them out if they can touch their elbows together. Have fun with it.

so youll share bud but you wont move for shorter people... i think your morals are skewed buddy

[Hayleymoo]

-when I'm at a pact stage and there are smelly campers
-people who link hands and walk around cutting you off with their long line

[mikebspeedracer]

that one guy that talks on his cell phone during the whole set about how epic it is and everyone he saw (david gayda and kasturd)

[kimbico]

-people who link hands and walk around cutting you off with their long line

THIS. In 2010 during Gorillaz a line of (I am not shitting you) 20-25 people linked by hands and elbows just scooting up to the front, not saying "excuse me", not being generous, seriously just shoving me and everyone around me. It was the worst. I gave them a "Hey, watch it!", a dirty look, and a couple shoves back.

[JoeCthulhu]

Those "noise parade" dbags got their asses beat in 2010 (?) I believe.

No they didn't. They got stopped right outside my campsite, and then dispursed about 40 minutes later when enough security showed up to move in on them. No one got beat, or kick out of the festival. I you don't like parades, don't camp.

[JoeCthulhu]

People who screw the caps back on their water bottles before dropping them on the ground. #TwistedAnkleChella

[Cheddar's Cousin]

People who drop water bottles on the ground.

[vertin]

You're not really the problem individually. I think it just blows to start dancing and realize that everyone around you is basically petrified. Another annoyance are people who just seem to travel through the crowd, just staring at the faces in the crowd, not dancing, I think they are just narcs but even shows outside of festivals I see random awkward men who are just searching the crowd.

Either narcs or pedophiles

[Ray del Mundo]

i actually like seeing people rolling balls its really funny...
and then they start touching each other ever so gently

C'mon, finish the story. What happens next?

[vertin]

It's not that I'm not friendly.....I just don't love them ho's. The ONLY thing I'll share with a bitch is the back of my hand. G's up, ho's down. Always keeping it 100% real. Just cause a bitch got some tits and ass, don't entitle her to some free weed, or ANYTHING for that matter. That's the problem with guys now a days...too busy trying to impress these bitches, when you should be trying to get their money.

i like this

[frizzlefry]

People who drop water bottles on the ground.

This, fucking hate littering anywhere. It's the worst at festivals

[Wonderbot]

so youll share bud but you wont move for shorter people... i think your morals are skewed buddy

Sharing my stash will not move me further from my spot.

No, you're just a short person and have to learnt o deal with your stature.

I won't move for anyone, period. Unless you're 6 feet tall, you will not get a better view in front of me. And if you're 6 feet tall I'm not letting you stand in front of me either.

If I move to let you by, I'm still blocking at least 3-4 people behind me, so moving for one is pointless.

Get taller, wear platforms, or just deal with it.

[frizzlefry]

The people who refill their water bottles and then decide to just stand around the fucking station while they contemplate their lives. Creates a huge crowd of people you have to maneuver through when in reality there are only six people actually using the faucets.

[psychic friend]

people that expect every staff member or guard to know where everything is. there is no way to educate 5K + staff on where everything is. I been working every year and I barely know where stuff is.

[microcuts]

C'mon, finish the story. What happens next?

I'm not sure but AIDS NEEDLES probably factor in there somewhere.

[the walrus]

Sharing my stash will not move me further from my spot.

No, you're just a short person and have to learnt o deal with your stature.

I won't move for anyone, period. Unless you're 6 feet tall, you will not get a better view in front of me. And if you're 6 feet tall I'm not letting you stand in front of me either.

If I move to let you by, I'm still blocking at least 3-4 people behind me, so moving for one is pointless.

Get taller, wear platforms, or just deal with it.

why dont you learn to deal with your stature you fucking douche!
its much easier for you to kneel or stand to the side than it is for me or anyone else to randomly have platform shoes available or to grow a foot taller..

learn you are ruining the experience of others who are less fortunate even though they spent the same amount of money as you. people like you wont learn until yao fucking ming stands firmly in front of them.

but its ok ill just punch you in the kidney repeatedly until you fall to your knees and cough up blood. then i will step over you and claim my spot. taller guys tend to be lanky pussies, especially at hipster events such as chella.

[eudaemonia]

Maybe give the gate security guards a list of what is/isn't allowed?
Last year a female security guard checking my bag made me throw away my hand sanitizer because she said liquids aren't allowed.
Strangely enough that (2nd) day was the most amount of DSLRs I've ever seen snuck into the fest...

[cured]

THIS. In 2010 during Gorillaz a line of (I am not shitting you) 20-25 people linked by hands and elbows just scooting up to the front, not saying "excuse me", not being generous, seriously just shoving me and everyone around me. It was the worst. I gave them a "Hey, watch it!", a dirty look, and a couple shoves back.

I may play human dominoes this year and trip the last person in the line. I hate that shit, too. It's rude and disrespectful. Rude and disrespectful people are the only peeves I have about the festival.

[Wonderbot]

why dont you learn to deal with your stature you fucking douche!
its much easier for you to kneel or stand to the side than it is for me or anyone else to randomly have platform shoes available or to grow a foot taller..

learn you are ruining the experience of others who are less fortunate even though they spent the same amount of money as you. people like you wont learn until yao fucking ming stands firmly in front of them.

but its ok ill just punch you in the kidney repeatedly until you fall to your knees and cough up blood. then i will step over you and claim my spot. taller guys tend to be lanky pussies, especially at hipster events such as chella.

rofl typical short runt whining.

Yeah I'm going to kneel and obstruct my view, so someone else can see... not gonna happen. Also you try kneeling for a while set LOL

And you expect ME to be aware of the people behind me and where I stand? Get a fucking clue.

If you're unfortunate enough to be a runt, deal with it and move to another spot.

Also lol internet tough guy.

[Boourns]

• People who talk during a set
• People who won't dance and sing along when the moment screams for it
• Cigarette smokers that know their shit stinks, so they turn around and blow the smoke behind them, and then flick ashes into people's eyes.
• Being profiled as someone that "must have 'rolls'" because apparently everyone that's not 13 and lily white is only attending as a drug dealer.
• People who who show up late and shove up front. Almost always sweaty, shirtless aggro bros.
• "Can I get in front of you? Sure, you've been here all day, but I want to take crappy videos of the set."
• Crackers dressed as Native Americans
• Hearing Sublime while wandering around the campgrounds