Then you woke up Saturday morning realizing God just hates short people, and tall people couldn't give half a shit-on fuck either way. Not only will I be sportingly tall again this year, but I'll be wearing that dapper as ever wide-brimmed shade hat that short people can't stand. Rage on, my dwarven friends. Rage on. (Can't wait for him to realize that getting punched in the kidney by a baby fist doesn't do much damage)
Back to the pot thing, I don't smoke weed, but why would you share anything with a stranger that touches their mouth. Yuck. It's not being stingy, it's being safe - I don't know where that mouth as been, especially during Coachella lol.
People who rip ass in close quarters. Especially when I have a good spot.
06', 07', 08', 09', 10', 11', 12', 13'
flying canopies (saw it happen last year in tent camping). Surprised a wandering stoner hasn't been drilled in the head by a metal pole. Stake carefully this weekend.
- lazy people who litter
- furry go-go boots, tutus, Kandi shit etc.
EDM crowd infestation
Coachella 06, 07, 08, 09, 10, 11, 12 (1&2), 13 (2), 14 (2)
Lolla 03, 06, 07, 08
Outside Lands 08, 10, 11, 12
Nerd Project: www.coacheller.com
More of a general annoyance, but hologram jokes.
as long as other people are having a good time, i dont really care what what they do. smoke away, cut in front of me, text the entire set, be a drunk / high idiot, spill beer on me or what ever. if you are having a good time, good for you, keep doing what you're doing, and i'll keep doing what im doing. because, at coachella, im in a pretty fucking good mood and it is going to be pretty hard to do something to bring me down.
that being said, too cool for school hipsters who wont dance slightly annoy me, because im not so sure of how good of a time they're having.
'03, '04, '05, '06, '09, '10, '11, '12, '13...
...#10 is gonna be grand in 2014
The 1 man mosh pit.
Anyone who has a pet peeve about what other people are wearing are too stupid to exist. Cease to exist right now you fucktards.
With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams; it is still a beautiful world.
Coachella: 08, 09, 10, 11, 12w1, 12w2, 13w1, 14w2
Burning Man: 08,10
People who smoke in a crowd. It's fucking gross.
They're all gonna laugh at you
being asked for drugs. and then when you say no, being asked again. then when you say no again, having the guy question you as if you just said "YES?!?!?!" FUCK NO you fucking e-tard get your quarter-sized pupils the fuck out of my face
I have no pet peeves at festivals. I spend a lot of money to have a great time while I'm there so why would I let what other people do bother me?
But with that said, the beer garden at Chella pisses me off. I don't do drugs anymore so I like to drink a lot while I'm there, and spending time in the beer garden forces me to miss acts. Last year I poured beer in a water bottle and put it in my little backpack and was able to sneak some out. But a beer just isn't as good when you're drinking it from a water bottle.