Seriously I want to fight someone. Tom maybe? But anyone will do. Let's go.
Just not right now, I'm going to bed.
i'll run u over with a chevy if that'll make u feel better...and i could have Toby in there with me
Toby would refuse to get in the Chevy...I'm surprised you didnt know that, TERRORIST!!
I drive a Chevy truck. True story.
oh. that and i'll fucking kill you.
I am going to get so blown to Cypress Hill while they play.
i have a gun rack on my huffy...
looking to purchase:big brother skateboarding magazine back issues. travis bean tb1000s electric guitars.
no the Canadians will invent some derisive term for us that will only make sense to them. "BigMackers" or something.
As the globe warms, Canada will become more temparate, and its economy will take off. The Panama Canal will be superfluous as ships take the Northwest Passage, ice-free in the new climate. As the Canadian economy grows, they will face a labor shortage, especially in low-skilled areas such as landscaping, maple-sap-tapping, and hockey-stick-making. Americans from such places as Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Vermont will illegally cross the border at night -- often with the help of corrupt Canadian guides called 'MacKenzies' -- and take those jobs at lower wages. Many Canadians will believe this is a horrible development and call for the illegal Americans to be put in jail or shipped back across the border. Eventually the Canadian government will erect a huge fence, made entirely out of maple logs, the entire length of the border, from British Columbia to New Brunswick.
OMG...You guys are killing me with laughter...keep it coming!!!
I'm going to move to seattle to sell cheap painkillers to rich kids from british columbia and shuttle them out to tacoma to see underground donkey shows.
all of this will happen because youre old fat and have glasses and im young skinny and wear contacts.....so how about this. We can save the problems in canada if I take roids...you can do the whole jenny craig thing while dancing to Richard Simmons....we both get lasik eye surgery. By doing that we might be able to save 2/3 of America when the tip of the iceberg melts
Fighting mountmccabe would be like fighting the Dalai Lama. No one wants to do that. Fighting yablo, though, would be like fighting Donald Duck. Everyone wants to do that.I say we team up and either fight Yablonowitz or Mountmccabe.
aw man, does it have to be Richard Simmons? otherwise your plot is sound.all of this will happen because youre old fat and have glasses and im young skinny and wear contacts.....so how about this. We can save the problems in canada if I take roids...you can do the whole jenny craig thing while dancing to Richard Simmons....we both get lasik eye surgery. By doing that we might be able to save 2/3 of America when the tip of the iceberg melts
I am going to suicide bomb this thread....ALAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOM haha threads gone now