View Poll Results: Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

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  • I'm a straight man and I'd rather receive oral sex

    43 25.15%
  • I'm a straight man and I'd rather give oral sex

    36 21.05%
  • I'm a straight woman and I'd rather receive oral sex

    73 42.69%
  • I'm a straight woman and I'd rather give oral sex

    10 5.85%
  • I'm a gay man and I'd rather receive oral sex

    2 1.17%
  • I'm a gay man and I'd rather give oral sex

    4 2.34%
  • I'm a gay woman and I'd rather receive oral sex

    1 0.58%
  • I'm a gay woman and I'd rather give oral sex

    2 1.17%
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Thread: Is it really better to give than to receive?

  1. #31
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    "yo guys lemme tell you the fakz about eatin dat pussy, step 1, you bite that shit like beef jerky, step 2, you blow air in it like a balloon, step three you cum in her, raw stylz."

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    I'm a straight girl, I prefer giving to receiving. But hey, everyone's different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    so so so so so wrong
    here's another thing about eating good pussy, it's almost impossible to do when a chick weighs 300 pounds.

    and its just true. you can't spread her properly and pull back the above flesh to properly expose the important regions unless you have her pinned on her back.

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    the truth is when someone prefers receiving to giving it basically means they are no good at giving. if youre a legitimate human with skills and any kind of sense of empathy, its way more fun to see the exhausted, panting, eye-rolled face of the other person when youve worked them over.

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    These are Christian values you know

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    then why did mary magdalene fuck me behind his back?

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    You bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippiephonics View Post
    you eat pussy. its a pussy. you eat it. euphemisms are for jason biggs movies and kids pretending to know something they dont have a clue about.

    btw, no truly good pussy eating has ever occurred with in a face straddle. you need to hold her the fuck down.
    You've just never had anyone latch onto your ears, have you?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippiephonics View Post
    here's another thing about eating good pussy, it's almost impossible to do when a chick weighs 300 pounds.

    and its just true. you can't spread her properly and pull back the above flesh to properly expose the important regions unless you have her pinned on her back.
    Pretty certain that if you're faced (no pun intended) with a naked 300 lb. chick who really wants to bust a nut on your face, you're really not gonna have a whole lot of say in the matter... she's gonna treat you like a dildo.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Didn't you guys learn anything from the sopranos? If you eat pussy you're a faggola.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    Pretty certain that if you're faced (no pun intended) with a naked 300 lb. chick who really wants to bust a nut on your face, you're really not gonna have a whole lot of say in the matter... she's gonna treat you like a dildo.
    so im guessing youre, what, 350?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippiephonics View Post
    so im guessing youre, what, 350?
    If I say yes, will you admit to being a dildo?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    This page brings me joy
    Quote Originally Posted by Radiohead View Post
    I've done a lot of things at music festivals in my day. And like most people, sure, I've fingered some butt holes during LCD Soundsystem. No big.

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    I believe, at least, that he owns one

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    ok but make it quick... I preform at best for only a short time.....
    Quote Originally Posted by Radiohead View Post
    I've done a lot of things at music festivals in my day. And like most people, sure, I've fingered some butt holes during LCD Soundsystem. No big.

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    One of the best threads of all time.

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    ITT: No lesbians
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    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Geoff Dyer has obviously never received a blow job from a skilled fellationist

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    He asks 10 people and decides the blow job is dead? That's dumb.

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    Nothing worse than a dying blowjob... it'd be like watching a helium balloon slowly deflate...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    And trust me, if I had a weiner, you can bet I'd be keeping the dream alive!
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    kinda longing for a kenado in place of the current dollnado...

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippiephonics View Post
    btw, no truly good pussy eating has ever occurred with in a face straddle. you need to hold her the fuck down.
    Sounds like you've never gotten laid. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    kinda longing for a kenado in place of the current dollnado...
    You'd have a better chance at getting a blowjob that way.
    btw...dollnado... adding that one to the Brokendollesque Book of Terms. lol
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    I find it interesting that the few gays that have voted appreciate giving more than receiving. The small population that has voted is just a tiny slice of the whole pie, but it makes sense to me. When you're in a hetero relationship, I've found that people are more concerned about their own pleasure or about meeting some sort of expectation. Thus the perfect relationship, gay or hetero, would be when both partners like to give. Then you're getting the best from both partners.

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    i think people just like oral sex and the guys saying they like to give are just doing the usual bs to attract women on the internet for pm sex or have never had a good blow job, like really? you don't like pleasure? bullshit.
    Last edited by Mugwog; 04-01-2012 at 01:17 AM.

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    Step 1 - Post in anonymous internet poll.
    Step 2 - Get pm sex.

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    This is why man has created internet

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Now I'm curious as to who created the first blowjob... Like, did it happen in the dark by accident? Could it have been 2 guys bored as fuck, thinking they'd pass the time seeing how many different places you fit a wiener into? Perhaps during a date of heavy petting, just when the boy thought he'd get some ass, the girl decided she was starving and had to eat something first? Who knows?
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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