View Poll Results: Would you rather give or receive oral sex?

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  • I'm a straight man and I'd rather receive oral sex

    43 25.15%
  • I'm a straight man and I'd rather give oral sex

    36 21.05%
  • I'm a straight woman and I'd rather receive oral sex

    73 42.69%
  • I'm a straight woman and I'd rather give oral sex

    10 5.85%
  • I'm a gay man and I'd rather receive oral sex

    2 1.17%
  • I'm a gay man and I'd rather give oral sex

    4 2.34%
  • I'm a gay woman and I'd rather receive oral sex

    1 0.58%
  • I'm a gay woman and I'd rather give oral sex

    2 1.17%
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Thread: Is it really better to give than to receive?

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    MENACING Courtney's Avatar
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    Default Is it really better to give than to receive?

    I'm a little skeptical of the idea proposed in this article that we are experiencing "the death of the blow job" -- I'd like to see how an anonymous poll measures up to the author's claims.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Boom.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Inquiring minds would like to know.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Inquiring minds would like to blow.
    fixed
    Quote Originally Posted by involvelemons View Post
    Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Also sorry you all I realize that sexuality is more complicated than gay or straight and I didn't mean to imply so, there just was only space for a limited number of choices. Feel free to write in answers below if the choices do not apply to you.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    I think men that never get real pussy (typical forum men) will vote for dome over munching

    I would rather get my munch on because it leads to " hurry up and get inside "

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    An acquired taste indeed

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Not all blow-jobs are created equal. Some girls are better than others. Some try more than others. I'm a straight man, and it depends on the girl.

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    Many are a total waste of time

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    last night i got one absolutely amazing blow job from a woman who shares with me the position of being known far and wide as giving the best head anyone we ever go down on has ever had. it was quite wonderful.

    she got six amazing rounds of cunnilingus, though. the blowjob isnt dead, in fact theyre getting better than they have ever been. but you cant suck six loads out of a cock in a row

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    I think men that never get real pussy (typical forum men) will vote for dome over munching

    I would rather get my munch on because it leads to " hurry up and get inside "
    Ehhh maybe. But as much as I love munching (what I call it as well haha), I love getting domed up even more.

    Also, 69.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Where is the: I like to work and be worked on category?

    If the punany is gorgeous, I'll french kiss it all night. If unsightly, well, you better taste damn good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Also sorry you all I realize that sexuality is more complicated than gay or straight and I didn't mean to imply so, there just was only space for a limited number of choices. Feel free to write in answers below if the choices do not apply to you.
    I can't even begin to tell you how entertaining the past 4-5 years have been as I've witnessed from afar, Courtney's sexuality transform from a tiny virginal bud of innocent like behavior into the blossoming image of Dr. Ruth.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Somebody's been rustlin' up the flower petals lately

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Somebody's been rustlin' up the flower petals lately
    Can't deny that with the amount of fertilizer this place has, between blowjobs and pollinating, this message board could knock FTD florists right up off their arrangement pedestals.
    Last edited by BROKENDOLL; 03-30-2012 at 05:31 PM.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    What?

    I was just implying Courtney has been playin the fiddle more over the past few years

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    BD, this thread isn't supposed to be about me, but because you brought it up, I'll just note that yes, I agree that I have been more open about talking about and sharing many more topics on the internet that I would not have talked about or shared several years ago. There's a whole lot of my personality that I think casual acquaintances rarely get to know about me, because I keep it hidden. But the longer I'm on here, the more I share. I think it's a combination of (1) feeling like I know quite a lot of people that write things here quite well, so it can sometimes just feel deceptively like chatting with friends (although I'd be wise to remember that it's NOT), and (2) getting older and just giving less of a fuck.

    I am glad (?) you have enjoyed watching the transformation.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    I enjoy a good face squat with pink all in my mouth
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    youre some of the least interesting perverts ive ever met. this place used to be funny what the fuck happened?

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    No, you're perverted - because you think that sex talk is for perverts.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    sex talk doesnt make a pervert. junior high phrases like pink all in my mouth and rustling the flower petals makes one either an unimaginative pervert or a borderline retarded imaginary comedian.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Would you care to enlighten our vocabulary?

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Sorry we are not entertaining you, back to the drawing board people, we got an unhappy noob.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    do you lot all go to the same community college or something? trade school maybe?

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    The cutting wit

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    Bla bla bla back to cunnulingus

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    you eat pussy. its a pussy. you eat it. euphemisms are for jason biggs movies and kids pretending to know something they dont have a clue about.

    btw, no truly good pussy eating has ever occurred with in a face straddle. you need to hold her the fuck down.

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    "you eat pussy. It's a pussy. You eat it" Hahaha!

    BD, I love the Kipling quote but sig this please.

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    Quote Originally Posted by hippiephonics View Post

    btw, no truly good pussy eating has ever occurred with in a face straddle.
    so so so so so wrong
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Arcade FIre are a bunch of dicks, Deadmau5 is a dick, bands are dicks, David Bowie sucks dicks, Daft Punk is two human buttholes with semen for brains (that was loaded into a butthole from a dick that grew out of their moms), we're all dicks that fucked our moms assholes, God is going to put a giant dick down and fuck our mouths

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    Default Re: Is it really better to give than to receive?

    More like hipsterphonics
    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    When Foster the People played Pumped Up Kicks I freaked the fuck out because I thought that song was long gone

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