wish me luck suckas

[caco0283]

Meeting with this production company for my 2nd interview....btw I got fired from Roadhouse a week ago...interview is at 4 in Miami....I would be working in Miami and NY which would be awesome.....ill fill ya in later

[kimery08]

oooo i love miami.
good luck.

[TomAz]

good luck

what'd you get fired for?

[Yablonowitz]

Meeting with this production company for my 2nd interview....btw I got fired from Roadhouse a week ago...interview is at 4 in Miami....I would be working in Miami and NY which would be awesome.....ill fill ya in later

Please provide the cirumstances of your firing. Thank you.

[vinylmartyr]

I hope you don't get cockblocked.

[bmack86]

good luck sir

[bug on your lip]

I hope you don't get cockblocked.

*giggle*

[caco0283]

lets say it has to do with drugs, tons of mojiotos, 350z vs a Mustang GT, and cute girls....i know thats vague....but you have to wait for the story cos its a good story alright

[Hannahrain]

Yr gonna work at Pimp Depot!?!?!?

[caco0283]

btw i got the job...ill update tomorrow at work on how i got fired from roadhouse...sorry must take shower caroline is taking me out to dinner to celebrate....until tomorrow my friends

[amyzzz]

Congrats, caco! I'm eagerly anticipating the firing story.

[schoolofruckus]

lets say it has to do with drugs, tons of mojiotos, 350z vs a Mustang GT, and cute girls....

and a contortionist....and a cucumber....and a girl with mommy issues....

[amyzzz]

said girl must be under 18.

[Stefinitely Maybe]

caco is the new bukowski.

[vinylmartyr]

I like Ronnie but lets not get carried away.

[bug on your lip]

i say lets

[caco0283]

so busy in the office...sorry cant update yet....this has been an interesting day....going to the keys soon....i feel like im in a different country cos i dont speak french, or italian

[mozabilly54]

Just pretend your name is gabe and that you got the promotion then read the cake.

[caco0283]

thats fuckin ghetto...and im in miami...but thanks

[caco0283]

okay...the hot french chic is gone for the moment so I have time to play

So at roadhouse one of the managers wanted to race me...my z against his gt...well i kicked his ass and never even put the car in 6th...he was pissed....very pissed so hes had it in for me since that happened....then I walked into the restroom and caught him doing blow....so he was pissed and scared......then somehow he found out on days i work doubles i end up getting drinks on the beach during my break......he couldnt prove it but he was going to use it against me......and when two of my friends that are strippers came to see me he was trying to hit on them and they laughed and said they are looking for me......so hes even more pissed at me.

So one day this table complains that the food was horrible and I gave them shitty service......he yells at me in front of everyone...so one of my other tables yells at him saying I was the best server they ever had and he had no right yelling at me in front of everyone....they start yelling at the GM...and I get fired for telling that table I got chewed out by my manager

[mob roulette]

okay...the hot french chic is gone for the moment so I have time to play

So at roadhouse one of the managers wanted to race me...my z against his gt...well i kicked his ass and never even put the car in 6th...he was pissed....very pissed so hes had it in for me since that happened....then I walked into the restroom and caught him doing blow....so he was pissed and scared......then somehow he found out on days i work doubles i end up getting drinks on the beach during my break......he couldnt prove it but he was going to use it against me......and when two of my friends that are strippers came to see me he was trying to hit on them and they laughed and said they are looking for me......so hes even more pissed at me.

So one day this table complains that the food was horrible and I gave them shitty service......he yells at me in front of everyone...so one of my other tables yells at him saying I was the best server they ever had and he had no right yelling at me in front of everyone....they start yelling at the GM...and I get fired for telling that table I got chewed out by my manager

isn't it a comment on the odd state of society that caco having a drink between shifts to take the edge off is somehow worse than doing blow in the men's room? i know it's the restaurant industry but still. great story, by the way.

[kimery08]

wow. a table i had complained about me once. i got upset over it and my manager said "fuck em honey. just worry about the next one. you wanna get blinged up?" and by "blinged up" he means drunk.
i always say yes.

[caco0283]

you have tits...i have man boobs

[kimery08]

it all makes sense now.

[thinnerair]

m00bs!

[bug on your lip]

it's true that Caco is a stud,
but that is a blessing & a curse.

the insecure uglies are always trying to bring him down...

[amyzzz]

That was well worth the wait.

[caco0283]

just got back from the keys...i must of scene about 11 pairs of boobies...i love my new job

[SojuGorae]

22 titties is a lot of titties.

[caco0283]

i have a problem i need help with...so our office is basically a 3 bedroom suite at The Grand on Bayside...and if I want to take a dump everyone can watch go into the bathroom and watch me come out....they will be able to know it was me that stunk up the whole office....and they will be able to hear me fart like crazy....should i even care?? or should i make myself go before i go to work and try to hold it until after i get out of work....see im trying to hook up with one of the french chix in the office and i dont want to be that filthy American.