Lotto.

[Wheres the beef?]

Nice jeans.

[Tubesock Shakur]

Thank you. I love my Levi's.

[Alchemy]

So you win all the money that matches your winning numbers? It almost looks impossible to lose by how you've won!

[LetThereBeLight]

Still don't understand the thinking of only buying a ticket when the jackpot goes huge. Like a $10 million win isn't worth entering for.

Maybe because wondering if you could have been the lucky one would drive you crazy? Lol. "You can't win if you don't enter" as my mom always says.

[Alchemy]

That's what she said.

Oh, gross.

[Sexecutioner]

Poppycock.

Wow you are old.

[buddy]

The J$$$ moniker fits now more than ever, congrats.

[Wheres the beef?]

Thank you. I love my Levi's.

Will you buy me some?

[Neighborhood Creep]

Congrats Tube

[Alchemy]

Tubesock Shakur has graduated to the 1%.

[marooko]

hmm.

[Neighborhood Creep]

BTW, best of luck to all. I'll donate a mill to GV to add a couple extra acts for the fuckers whining about the lack of quality EDM

[The_Den]

BTW, best of luck to all. I'll donate a mill to GV to add a couple extra acts for the fuckers whining about the lack of quality EDM

A true gentlemen.

[Mr. Dylanja]

Poker player Josh Arieh bought 30k tickets...

[Neighborhood Creep]

That would suck to go through

[heyeric]

He'd have better odd's putting $30,000 on a hand of poker.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Yes but 600,000,000 is better than 60,000

[shoegazer76]

The odds of hitting are 1 in 176,000,000 roughly.

[heyeric]

Los Angeles Channel 9 News Financial Advice:

1. Don't quit your job until you verify your winnings.


...yaaa don't say?

[BlueDevil50]

Winning numbers: 2, 4, 23, 38, 46. MEGA 23.

[nathanfairchild]

any winners?

[heart cooks brain]

0 winners. now it's 1 billion dollars!

[WhyTheLongFace]

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[suprefan]

OH right, Im supposed to believe some whacked out wannabe instagram image?

[Alchemy]

Don't joke around like that.

Those numbers are cursed...

[boarderwoozel3]

$1 buys you a lifetime of unimaginable luxury, likely severed relationships from the strain of a reconfigured status quo, and all the internal demons that may or may not come with any of it. But at least you'll have the scratch to pay for ivy league shrinks. Enjoy the sun & sand in Mykonos

[gaypalmsprings]

There has been a winner in Baltimore, MD.

[nathanfairchild]

4 8 15 16 23 42

[lt.roast.a.botch]

A Kansas news outlet reports a winner somewhere in the state. Picture looks suspicious.

https://twitter.com/#!/KSNNews/statu...45394772066304

[gaypalmsprings]

$640 Million Mega Millions Jackpot Hit in Maryland
Saturday, March 31st, 2012


Winning Ticket Sold in Baltimore County one of several nationwide

Maryland sold one of the winning tickets for last night’s record-breaking $640 million Mega Millions jackpot. The lucky ticket was purchased at a retailer in Baltimore County. Lottery officials are waiting for information on jackpot winners from other Mega Millions states. The multi-state Mega Millions game is played in 44 states and jurisdictions – including Maryland, Virginia, Delaware and the District of Columbia. Last night’s winning numbers were 2-4-23-38-46 and Mega Ball 23.

“This is truly remarkable and historic,” said Maryland Lottery Director Stephen Martino. “We can’t wait to greet the winner of this world-record setting jackpot.”