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    Looking for a chill open minded female to share a room with me at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as a friendly and caring attitude though D&D free is preferred. I might also have an extra VIP pass for the first weekend.

    I am 40 year old caucasian businessman, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, drug & disease free. I guarantee you will enjoy your time with me.

    Non-smokers only, please.

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    He's looking for that ultimate GFE.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    shouldn't yer loser ass be on craigslist? toolbag
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    Anything that's not Sahara tent trash is going to have a small crowd it seems like. I wandered over near the Sahara once all weekend and it was a clusterfuck of the douchiest looking people you could ever imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    Looking for a chill open minded female to share a room with me at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as a friendly and caring attitude though D&D free is preferred. I might also have an extra VIP pass for the first weekend.

    I am 40 year old caucasian businessman, blonde hair, blue eyes, fit, drug & disease free. I guarantee you will enjoy your time with me.

    Non-smokers only, please.

    "Looking for a hole to bang at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as willingness to bone me. If you say no to my sexual fantasy, you get no VIP pass. If you're down for whatever, you get a free VIP Pass."

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    HAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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    Someone get Lotus on the bat phone, pronto!

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    I've already been talking to people. Thanks for reminding me why this board rules!

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    I'm not sure how chill I am, but I may be interested. I dont smoke pot or do other drugs if that's what you mean by chill. I'm 43, a businesswomen(as you all might say) from NY, and I was thinking about coming out this year. Will likely have to work some from the condo, but if all this is as turnkey as you say, it may fit into my schedule. Will get back to you on this later.

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    "work some from the condo"
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I'm a businesswoman. Do you have a businesswomen's lunch special? Because, you know, we're busineswomen.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    I think the safest course is to assume everyone is a fucking nightmare and proceed from there.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anxiouswife View Post
    I'm not sure how chill I am, but I may be interested. I dont smoke pot or do other drugs if that's what you mean by chill. I'm 43, a businesswomen(as you all might say) from NY, and I was thinking about coming out this year. Will likely have to work some from the condo, but if all this is as turnkey as you say, it may fit into my schedule. Will get back to you on this later.
    I don't know what I mean by chill, my friend helped me write the post.
    Last edited by SlowMotionApocalypse; 03-31-2012 at 07:57 AM.

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    B U M P

    Would like to interview a few more ladies before I make my final decision this weekend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I don't know what I mean by chill, my friend helped me write the post.
    Is that the same friend that helps you get dressed in the morning? I think she's called a nurse.
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    well, for all intensive porpoises it is, will sell out within seconds tomorrow.
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    It's jsut dawned on me that I'm overly confident and a extremely ocd perfectionist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sonofhal View Post
    Is that the same friend that helps you get dressed in the morning? I think she's called a nurse.
    Is that avatar your picture?

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    where do apply?
    G-funk acquired, thank you Coachella

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    Don't watch Conspiracy Theory while on mushrooms.
    You know a festival is in the process of dying when you start to see sports jerseys there....

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    Is this guy offering a VIP pass in exchange for sex? Isn't that solicitation for prostitution? Shouldn't he be banned from this message board community?
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    Weekend One & Weekend Two ftw

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    ^^lol maybe you should have used your business sense & blue tutu to pull a "to catch a predator" on his ass, then blackmailed for the luxury condo & tickets

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    Guys, we are all seeing this as pervy, but it's actually really sad and desperate. This dude had to get help from a friend to write a post offering money for sex. I don't know what kind of handicap this guy has, but show a little sympathy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    B U M P

    Would like to interview a few more ladies before I make my final decision this weekend.
    You never responded to my PM's. I'm OUT. Good luck with this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMagnanimous View Post
    "Looking for a hole to bang at my luxury condo in Palm Springs either weekend. Looks aren't as important as willingness to bone me. If you say no to my sexual fantasy, you get no VIP pass. If you're down for whatever, you get a free VIP Pass."
    hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    I'm a businesswoman. Do you have a businesswomen's lunch special? Because, you know, we're busineswomen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheMadeleine View Post
    Is this guy offering a VIP pass in exchange for sex? Isn't that solicitation for prostitution? Shouldn't he be banned from this message board community?
    Where did I mention sex?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Orphan View Post
    Guys, we are all seeing this as pervy, but it's actually really sad and desperate. This dude had to get help from a friend to write a post offering money for sex. I don't know what kind of handicap this guy has, but show a little sympathy.
    Thank you. I am very shy and awkward around women. No amount of personal success and financial wealth has been able to make that go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anxiouswife View Post
    You never responded to my PM's. I'm OUT. Good luck with this.
    OOPS. Sorry. Spaced it off. However right now me and Debbie are fulfilling a long held personal fantasy of watching Twin Peaks with me in our underwear. I found her on Craigslist and was able to interview her locally which is less risky than promising anything to someone coming in from out of state.

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    Debbie has herpes, watch out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by heyeric View Post
    Debbie has herpes, watch out.
    So do I

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    OOPS. Sorry. Spaced it off. However right now me and Debbie are fulfilling a long held personal fantasy of watching Twin Peaks with me in our underwear. I found her on Craigslist and was able to interview her locally which is less risky than promising anything to someone coming in from out of state.
    Same debbie that did Dallas?

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