Older people taking their teenagers to Coachella

[Mike Litoris]

i took my son in 2010. i was 39 he was 12. he hung in there well. you see a few teenagers and tweens there just roaming around.

have fun!!!

Did you and your son find a mother-daughter team to hook up with?

[TomAz]

"Mike Litoris" really wants to know.

[Goatchella]

Tag team is def in order

[philabuster]

I'm 55. I've been attending since 2005 and bringing my wife and now 9 year old son since 2006. We have a blast every year. (There's always a few bands on my kid's "must see" list that I'd just as soon avoid but I generally go with his choices. This year his top choice is Gotye, who I would skip if I could. He also wants to see Dr. Dre, but I won't miss Justice for Dre.) If I went for the "scene" I'd feel like a complete asshole at my age. I go for the music. I get there before the first band to catch acts I may not have heard. I leave when it's over around 1:00 a.m. The trek from the main stage to the Sahara and back several times a day amounts to a bit of exercise but nothing a 50 year old can't handle. You can put in a couple hours in the Sahara is you need a little more exercise. Despite the bitching this year about the weak Sahara lineup, it's always fun. The most abuse you will get as a old guy will happen here, on the message board. Enjoy.

[TomAz]

Dadchella.

[guedita]

Look, it's really exciting and great that there are others of you out there that have taken or plan to take your teenage offspring to music festivals and the like, but would everyone shut the fuck up for a minute and address how fucking creepy this is?

No I have nards... Single Dad, hoping to have a chance to hooook up while I'm there, him to. Mom and Daughter team would be awesome..

[Goatchella]

Hhah it's just sex and fun. Not getting married and then fucking.... 70% of guys go to Coachella hoping to get action.

I hope I'm so fucked off that my cock looks foreign

[guedita]

DAD QUIT EMBARRASSING ME BY TRYING TO FIND US A MOTHER DAUGHTER COMBO TO HOOK UP WITH ON THE INTERNET AGAIN, JEEEEEEEEEZ.

[Mugwog]

If all goes well at Coachella, and then the future goes well for single dad & mom - you will have fucked/hooked up with your step brother/sister at coachella. Now will you have forbidden love, or an open incestuous family. Why not dad tag your lovely sister? Mom can give you ice cream and dome.

I believe that is a porn script.

[TomAz]

Cara are you bringing your mom?

[guedita]

Cara are you bringing your mom?

Yes but I'm waiting a few more days to start a thread announcing it.

[TomAz]

Yes but I'm waiting a few more days to start a thread announcing it.

20 Somethings Taking Their Parents to Coachella; Tag-Teams Wanted

[Mugwog]

Mugwog, u neeed therapy, getting raped by the family pitbull as a child as left an indelible impression on you...

You should become friends with baily; you may save some money by sharing a password for a porn site

[guedita]

Label me a bad Dad, just want to spend an awesome weekend we can share before he leaves the nest....

Penetrating a mother-daughter combo.

[alyssaf12]

No I have nards... Single Dad, hoping to have a chance to hooook up while I'm there, him to. Mom and Daughter team would be awesome..

wow. I wish you luck finding someone to hoooook up with while you're there. You'll need it, ya fucking creeper.

[JustSteve]

Mugwog, u neeed therapy, getting raped by the family pitbull as a child as left an indelible impression on you...

even better than a 50 year old looking for a foursome on a message board is a 50 year old on a message board talking trash to people half their age.

[heart cooks brain]

Thread is going places

[Drewbles]

You sound like a cool dad to me.

[BKBroiler]

OPP, you may be setting your self up for falure by limiting yourself to mom an child. While it may make since from a driving and a consent stand point there will be a total of 8 of those combos this year and good luck finding them. Maybe 9 or 10. For a total ofup to 20. Out of a few thousand.

[heart cooks brain]

Obv, the homour surrounding the mother/daughter combo comment has been extrapalted and twisted to beyond humorous norms. Some sick fucks on here. And I like that. But just for the record, looking forward to the music and enjoying the vibe..and enjoying the time with my amazing son...hope you all do as well...

we can't ALL fuck you

[philabuster]

I'm convinced that most of the truly insane rants in the daily paper are old people. Lot's of years stored up and abundant time to get it all out, at least until they die.

[Drinkey McDrinkerstein]

we can't ALL fuck you

Well, we can sure try.

[guedita]

Obv, the homour surrounding the mother/daughter combo comment has been extrapalted and twisted to beyond humorous norms. Some sick fucks on here. And I like that. But just for the record, looking forward to the music and enjoying the vibe..and enjoying the time with my amazing son...hope you all do as well...

humor*

extrapolated*

sikfuks*

[BROKENDOLL]

You old farts are ruining coachella. Don't you have a B-52s nostalgia concert to go to instead?

Oh, stop, Tom, like your tin roof ain't rusted! lol





BTW~ Happy Belated 50th, Tom! WD-40 is your friend.

[BROKENDOLL]

Look, it's really exciting and great that there are others of you out there that have taken or plan to take your teenage offspring to music festivals and the like, but would everyone shut the fuck up for a minute and address how fucking creepy this is?

When Cara was a teenager, her parents used to take her to Dog Fights if she got perfect scores in her English and spelling classes.

If all goes well at Coachella, and then the future goes well for single dad & mom - you will have fucked/hooked up with your step brother/sister at coachella. Now will you have forbidden love, or an open incestuous family. Why not dad tag your lovely sister? Mom can give you ice cream and dome.
I believe that is a porn script.

Is not. I just saw that family on Springer a week ago.

Label me a bad Dad, just want to spend an awesome weekend we can share before he leaves the nest....

I think you're an awesome Dad and what a memories that will make!... "Dad n' I: Leaving the nest to make snail trails at Coachella 2012"

even better than a 50 year old looking for a foursome on a message board is a 50 year old on a message board talking trash to people half their age.

"Ahem..."

[alyssaf12]

I really hope you are going Weekend One Amnesiac33

[lt.roast.a.botch]

Come on people. Amnesiac clearly is a kid just fucking around here getting everyone all riled up for kicks.

[Riggins33]

You guys should all be ashamed.

[Goatchella]

Mugwog, u neeed therapy, getting raped by the family pitbull as a child as left an indelible impression on you...

Those do claws really leave a bad impression!

[TomAz]

Oh, stop, Tom, like your tin roof ain't rusted! lol

Thank you for explaining the gag, Beverly, I'm sure everyone is laughing their asses off now.