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  1. 03-26-2012, 07:17 AM #1
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    Default Security will come from craigslist

    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...919366485.html

    they must have their own flashlights

    get ready for some scum with their guard cards
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  2. 03-26-2012, 07:19 AM #2
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    Wonder what the quals are to get a GC in California. Hopefully a background check is one of them.
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    $8-$10 should bring in a goon number of crackheads.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...919366485.html

    they must have their own flashlights

    get ready for some scum with their guard cards
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  5. 03-26-2012, 07:31 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Wonder what the quals are to get a GC in California. Hopefully a background check is one of them.
    Take a $200 class, $400 if you want to carry a gun. Not kidding.
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    Default Re: Security will come from craigslist

    Obtain flashlight.

    Apply for security job.

    Free entry to fest.

    Winning
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    Why the hell would Goldenvoice hire a company that doesn't have enough qualified staff? Way to think this through Goldenvoice.
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    You gone get raped
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  9. 03-26-2012, 08:33 AM #9
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    Long beach eses gonna jack yo MMJ and alcohol in campgrounds
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    That's why I have always been so successful at doing whatever the fuck I want. I'm not some scared rolled out dork waiting for direction from authority.
    I'm enforcing rules and respecting these gangsters. Mind control over Debo.
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  11. 03-27-2012, 03:17 AM #11
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    Default Re: Security will come from craigslist

    i miss the days when the security was just coachella volunteers
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    Are you sure this isn't a gag?
    "During the weekend we will given our own living quarters with showers and free meals."

    Really should've re-read over for spelling or grammatical errors. Seems like an amateur-show IMO.
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  13. 03-27-2012, 04:13 AM #13
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    BUT TEH BACKGROUND CHECKZ!
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    I'll be sure to wear my hoodie up all weekend.
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  15. 03-27-2012, 10:05 AM #15
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    This is not ok...fuck camping @ coachella then. The security guards will jack everyone during the show. And ogle you in the night.
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  16. 03-27-2012, 10:21 AM #16
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    jesus
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    I long to be ogle'd
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    Geez... what's wrong with you guys?

    About a dozen posts and no you gonna get raped pictures?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NachoCat View Post
    I long to be ogle'd
    I could park and sleep at the Ralph's parking lot and feel as secure
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    This does not surprise me in the least.
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    Pretty much every job comes from Craigslist...
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    You're right menik
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    I hope security beats up the noise parade people again. Worst.
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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    BUT TEH BACKGROUND CHECKZ!
    Lol, is that your whole schtick?
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    During the weekend we will given our own living quarters with showers and free meals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    BUT TEH BACKGROUND CHECKZ!
    ROFL
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    the background checks are tougher than you guys are giving them credit for, even having a DUI puts you at a BIG risk of not getting one

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