not showboating here, just giving an update.
SIX FUCKING EPISODES AND I STILL HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.
ok so it's a competiton but it's like there's no rules. the only criteria is to keep that crazy bitch happy but then she flips out like twice an episode anyway. and they seem to introduce all of these peripheral characters to the show all the time that are incredibly IMPORTANT for exactly five minutes and then they're gone. and then i can't figure out if two of the brothers are actual brothers or just "brothers". and then i can't figure out what the crazy bitchs's mom is doing there in the first place. I'M SORRY MISS JACKSON BUT I AM FOR REEEEEAL! and then are these their real names or what? tango? chance? are these for fucking real? i don't get the premise, i don't get the characters, i rarely have any idea what anybody is even really TALKING about, i just laugh at the random shit that comes out of their mouths.
the point is this. i have rarely, if ever, watched anything this long and still been so unintentionally bewildered and still had such a good fucking time. it's AMAZING. exhibit a:
homeboy just said, "my record label this, my record label that, sometimes i rappa this, sometimes i rappa that"
WHAT? WTF???????? i fucking LOVE this shit. it's CRAAAAZY. crazy stupid too. i almost don't want the explanations of what's what here but please...go ahead.
best show ever for all the wrong reasons? perhaps.
an accidental masterpiece? hells YES.
(also not a PA or street teaming, btw. just fascinated. also i'm not just sitting in front of the tv all goddamned day, somebody tivo'd them for me. so glad that they did.)
YO. BITCH'S MOM IS BRIBING ONE OF THE DUDES TO LEAVE RIGHT NOW. WITH A FUCKING GOLD CHAIN!!!!! WTF? HAHAHAHAHA.