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  1. 06-11-2012, 07:44 PM #241
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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    "Be advised..."
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    "I have lots of black friends..."
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  3. 06-12-2012, 05:31 AM #243
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    "it's like (insert) on crack..."
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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    If you have to say "no offense, but...", you're probably about to offend someone.
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    To be honest with you
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    "Winner, winner, chicken dinner.."
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    An old employer of mine used to incorrectly pronounce the word substantiate - he would say substant-U-ATE. Every time he'd say it i'd cringe.
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  8. 06-12-2012, 09:54 AM #248
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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    How often does someone even need to use that word?
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  9. 06-12-2012, 09:59 AM #249
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    "Rumor has it...."
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    Everything you say makes me want to shove a funnel down your throat and pour period blood inside you. Good day.
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    Bitch, you don't know what that fucking word means either. Now drop and suck.

    Smooches. =)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    How often does someone even need to use that word?
    He used it way more than he should have. Even if he'd been saying it correctly it would have been annoying.
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    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    "I'm good"

    (As in replacement for no thanks).
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  12. 06-12-2012, 01:45 PM #252
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    "As far as that goes..."

    My boss says that shit all the time our our staff meetings, and whenever. FUCKING ANNOYING AND DOUCHEY!
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    Bitch, you don't know what that fucking word means either. Now drop and suck.

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  13. 06-15-2012, 01:28 PM #253
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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    Convo
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    Quote Originally Posted by ThatGirl View Post
    He used it way more than he should have. Even if he'd been saying it correctly it would have been annoying.

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  15. 06-15-2012, 02:46 PM #255
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    To be honest with you
    My response to this is always, "I wouldn't want it any other way."
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  16. 06-15-2012, 02:53 PM #256
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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    It absolutely has a proper use, if also overused.
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  17. 06-15-2012, 02:59 PM #257
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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    It's the overuse that drives me nuts.

    I'll accept:

    "To be honest, those pants don't look that great on you."

    But I'm tired of:

    "To be honest, the movie wasn't great."

    Unless you're talking to the director or the writer of the movie, why the fuck do you need to clarify your honesty? It's an opinion. Share it or don't.
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  18. 06-18-2012, 05:15 PM #258
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    when they use the word "attitude" in any form
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    we're going to "open the kimono" like a bunch of racist mad men.
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    He used it way more than he should have. Even if he'd been saying it correctly it would have been annoying.
    You know, but that's valid because if we are all gonna die anyway shouldn't we be enjoying ourselves now? You know, I'd like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor insignificant preamble to something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheCountofMonteDisco View Post
    is TomAz allowed to talk to people that way around here?
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    YO BRO LETS CATCH SOME TASTEY WAVES THEN DRINK SOME 'RONAS AFTER WE SHRED MAD GNAR BRAH!!!!
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    "Just saying..."
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    Words people use that make you realize they are six years old
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    "Sunday Funday"

    STOP IT ALREADY.
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    Who the fuck says that?
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    It's Saturday, who the fuck says it on a Saturday?
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    Nobody has said it today, but I saw it on a fucking billboard yesterday and realized just how much I hate it. And people say it on FB every single week.
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    "I named my bong LeBong James"
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