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    I was thinking the other day about this and I see the snowball effect already happening but Boutique festival is pretty much fucking douchey thing for referring to a small festival. Like how can one refer to anything "Boutique" besides Electronic Boutique and not come off as douchebag. You may get a pass if you're an older adult or middle-aged woman.
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    prog rock

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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    prog rock

    (every Bitchfork lemming mother fucker, I swear)
    What?
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    "Bitchfork"
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    Bitchfork Bitchfork BITCHFORK ... !
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    Hey here's an idea. You know those people who are desperately poor, down on their luck, uneducated, abused, and generally ill-equipped for life? Let's make fun of them.

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    * = Asterisk

    Not "asterick"

    Edit: also, it's height, not "heighth"
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    "polo fields"
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    "sources"

    As in, "my sources indicate that Daft Punk may make a cameo appearance at Marylin Manson's set but nothing is set in stone, they may still be in negotiations."

    Also, "negotiations"

    Because, you know, everyone on the board knows somebody that knows somebody who's fucking Paul Tollett.
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    "Jag off."
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    I do occasionally call people fucking jag-offs (usually to other drivers)

    I guess that makes me a douche?
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    I have always wondered how "Jack Off" became "Jag Off." Is it a regionalism? Is it weird self-censorship?
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    Jag off flows slightly better than jack off. Dunno if that's why.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I have always wondered how "Jack Off" became "Jag Off." Is it a regionalism? Is it weird self-censorship?
    I thought they were completely different things. Jack off is the verb, a jagoff is a contemptible person.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I have always wondered how "Jack Off" became "Jag Off." Is it a regionalism? Is it weird self-censorship?
    I'm going to get all linguistically technical here, but IMO it's because the "k" sound (like "car") and the "g" (like "good") sound are known as stop consonants which are formed the same way in the mouth; the key difference is the force with which they're articulated or "voiced" as the "k" sound results from a "stronger" enunciation than the "g" sound (technically referred to as an aspirated word-initially in the first and a partially voiced word-initially).

    So, you get "jag off" because people are lazy and can't be bothered to fully enunciate similar phonetic sounds.
    Quote Originally Posted by roberto73 View Post
    I'd contribute to this discussion but I'm still busy reminiscing about the halcyon days of punk. You know, the mid-90s.

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    you're so sexy when you talk like that Jason.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roberto73 View Post
    I'd contribute to this discussion but I'm still busy reminiscing about the halcyon days of punk. You know, the mid-90s.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I thought they were completely different things. Jack off is the verb, a jagoff is a contemptible person.
    Same here.
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    Apparently "Jagofff" is specifically attributed to originating in Pittsburgh. It's like their "hella" or their "wicked," except it's a noun. Their mayor even started a petition to get it in the dictionary 3 years ago.

    "Jack Off" is most certainly said as a noun to mean exactly the same thing though.

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    Here is a whole Wiki article about "Pittsburgh English"

    jag v. prick, stab, jab;[5] tease (Johnstone, Andrus and Danielson 2006).
    Further explanation: The form is often followed by off to mean (as a verb) "to annoy, irritate, play tricks on; to disparage; to reject", or (as a noun) "an annoying or irritating person;" as well as around to mean "annoy, tease, or engage in a frivolous endeavor." These phrases are probably influenced by jack off and jack around, respectively.[5] "Jus' jaggin" is a common expression, the same as Standard "just kidding".
    Geographic distribution: Chiefly Pennsylvania, especially southwestern Pennsylvania, but also portions of Appalachia (see above citations).
    Origins: Scots-Irish (see above citations).
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_English
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