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    Default words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    sheep
    sweetie
    guesstimate
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    Swag.
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    There's an emoticon for jerking off on this forum?



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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    Sheep? In what context are people using that word to make you realize they're a douchebag? Like when someone calls other people sheep?

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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    Referring to something that is good as being "the tits" or "titties."

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    Neighborhood creep.

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    Referring to an individual piece of work by an artist, musician, writer, or filmmaker as being "minor [name of artist]."
    Quote Originally Posted by sk8r408 View Post
    The word "lulzy" is offensive.

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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    You mean "sweetie" like some people call everyone "baby"?

    Cuz I love my sweetie.

    Im also a total douchebag though, so whatever.
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    That's hella tight, bro

    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Referring to something that is good as being "the tits" or "titties."
    I will admit that sometimes I will say "That's so tits."

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    Golden

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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    Honestly...

    Honestly?

    REALLY? REALLY?

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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    i'll add "chella" to that list.
    '07, '08, '09, '10, '11, '12 w1, '13 w2..

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    Referring to smoking a cigarette as "having a weed."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I will admit that sometimes I will say "That's so tits."
    Well, Robin, you're a douchebag.

    I also don't like the word "douchebag."

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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    when saying "dubstep" in a positive manner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Well, Robin, you're a douchebag.

    I also don't like the word "douchebag."
    I have been called a douchebag multiple times by multiple people.

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    Epic.
    Quote Originally Posted by garspaceman View Post
    well hello my fancy pants.

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    "I drive a BMW"

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    "it is what it is"
    #firstworldproblems
    "KONY 2012"
    "could of"
    "could care less"
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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    Yummy, or any variation thereof.

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    Default Re: words people use that make you realize they are a douchebag

    irregardless
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Muse might as well named themselves the Pablo Honeys.

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    Oh the worst is "I love me some __________"
    "All of you coachella 'regulars' have nasty boy pussies and itchy dick4's on your asses.
    Why don't you all make like a tree and get chopped down and die. You all have been dreadfully mean to me.
    I Hate you. All of you. None of you will ever get to see a womans chest meat or finger blast hott cougies like me.
    Fuck you all. Consider this my resignation.
    Fair the well, you elitest scumbags."

    — Faxman75, who has clearly had enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    "irregardless"
    Yes. I also can't stand it when people butcher idioms. If you don't know it, don't say it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boourns View Post
    "it is what it is"
    #firstworldproblems
    "KONY 2012"
    "could of"
    "could care less"
    Quote Originally Posted by nathanfairchild View Post
    irregardless
    Quote Originally Posted by weeklymix View Post
    Yes. I also can't stand it when people butcher idioms. If you don't know it, don't say it.
    I think all of this, while good points, goes against the spirit of the thread.

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    Rolling so hard.

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    Also, I've been pretty obsessed with the sweet chipotle chicken sandwich from McAlister's over the past few months. Anybody else like it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuporfly View Post
    Epic.
    THIS.

    also

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    I think all of this, while good points, goes against the spirit of the thread.
    Okay that's fair.

    Then I submit: "chill" (as an imperative / order)? Better?

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