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    Default 2014 New Year's Resolutions

    Let's do this thing.









    For reference:
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    To make all you pole smokers drop to your knees before me.
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    Get the fuck out of Alaska.
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    I resolve to forego the bourgeois illusion of 'bettering oneself'. I further resolve to eschew the use of the word 'forego'. And eschew, let's eliminate that one from my lexicon. Moreover, i pledge to continue to disdain ersatz disco.

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    I'm gonna make Tom fucking DANCE.
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    It's been done before, many times. Madness did it (there's even video). Calexico did it (I have witnesses). the Black Lips did it too, sort of, not sure you'd call that dancing though, it was more like spasmic jerking, but it was a hell of a lot of fun. Buzzcocks, i was slam dancing with pixiessp, afraid I was going to break her little tiny elfin body. etc etc etc.

    You just weren't there.

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    Default Re: 2014 New Year's Resolutions

    1. Quit smoking cigs
    2. Abuse my nose less often
    3. Fix my car up 100%
    4. Move anywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    It's been done before, many times. Madness did it (there's even video). Calexico did it (I have witnesses). the Black Lips did it too, sort of, not sure you'd call that dancing though, it was more like spasmic jerking, but it was a hell of a lot of fun. Buzzcocks, i was slam dancing with pixiessp, afraid I was going to break her little tiny elfin body. etc etc etc.

    You just weren't there.
    I was there for the Madness and Calexico dancing, and I'm pretty sure I was also there for Black Lips. It's probably my jovial spirit that brings it out in you, Tom.

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    1. Continue to lose weight
    2. Quit Cigarettes
    3. Be less awkward in social settings
    4. Meditate
    5. Experiment with psychedelics
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    Smooches. =)
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    1. Quit smoking (for real this time).
    2. Finish my degree (set for March!).
    3. Get a better job.
    4. Reach my goal weight before my wedding.
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    I'm going to try to earmark $20 a month for art materials I most likely wouldn't otherwise have tried. If I like them I may be inspired to go further, and if I don't I'll find a good home for them elsewhere.
    Last edited by Hannahrain; 12-28-2013 at 03:12 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I'm gonna make Tom fucking DANCE.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    It's been done before, many times. Madness did it (there's even video). Calexico did it (I have witnesses). the Black Lips did it too, sort of, not sure you'd call that dancing though, it was more like spasmic jerking, but it was a hell of a lot of fun. Buzzcocks, i was slam dancing with pixiessp, afraid I was going to break her little tiny elfin body. etc etc etc.

    You just weren't there.
    I remember getting some serious guff from Tom for standing too still during some band or other a few years ago. Apparently being in full control of your limbs is a sign of joylessness.

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    Default Re: 2014 New Year's Resolutions

    Make it to 2015

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    That should be on everybody's list.

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    I am going for not to be late as much as I was in 2013 for a NYE resolution.
    Last edited by getbetter; 12-28-2013 at 05:08 PM.
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    Ty Segall / Cold Beat/WAND @ GAMH 01/29/15
    Sparks @ Ace Hotel 02/14/15
    Caribou @The Fillmore 03/01/15
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    Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriets 05/30/15


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    I cannot think of any way in which I could be improved, therefore resolutions seem pointless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I remember getting some serious guff from Tom for standing too still during some band or other a few years ago. Apparently being in full control of your limbs is a sign of joylessness.
    Guff, yes, serious, no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I'm going to try to earmark $20 a month for art materials I most likely wouldn't otherwise have tried. If I like them I may be inspired to go further, and if I don't I'll find a good home for them elsewhere.
    I love this idea, Hannah!
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    Read 20 books. Wean myself off all pop/soda and HFCS products.
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    Patrick was in before me: I normally don't do resolutions, but I am recommitting myself to starting and actually finishing some novels this year.
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    I'm going to write one book for each one Patrick reads.

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    Be on time for more things.
    Paint stuff; maybe sell it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I'm going to write one book for each one Patrick reads.
    Then I will read one for everyone you write so that we become locked in a hellish infinite literary ouroboros.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    1) Take better care of my health and do what I can to help manage my stress level
    2) Do what is in my best interest and put my needs first (for the first time in my life)
    3) Carefully consider who I really want to have in my life and why
    4) Work hard on my Spanish so I can be somewhat conversant by year's end
    5) Take time to be grateful every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Madness did it (there's even video).
    Indeed there is.
    Odi profanum vulgus et arceo. I hate the unholy rabble and keep them away - Horace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Then I will read one for everyone you write so that we become locked in a hellish infinite literary ouroboros.
    Have you met us?

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    I am going to aim for straight As in my grad classes. I am also going to get my next tat and try to save enough money to take one non-family vacation by next year's end.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    As awkward as the time I force-felched you?
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    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Hardcore juice cleanse in January, also attempting to get some muscle. Ratfuck those who have ratfucked me. Square debts.

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