Coachella Fights!

[lehorne]

and they all lived happily ever after

[ykill5]

2 pages of hypothetical back story about a security guard with an attitude and a news reporter looking for trouble.

[lehorne]

new Fall lineup on CBS Mondays 9pm

[waltermakesmusic]

Can we get some new fight stories please? lol enough with the reporter.

[menikmati]

I saw a fight between a guy and a girl behind the Sahara...I think it was last year, but it could have been 2010 actually...whatever the case, there was some argument between them, and I think a third person (another guy)...and out of nowhere the girl swung her purse or something and nailed the one guy right in the face and knocked him out for a second, then he got back and start chasing after her or something, and the other guy got in front of him and shoved him, and then a few other people came in to break it up. It was pretty stupid actually.

[algunz]

2010 has been the only year I've actually seen a fight. It was stupid and it was near the Sahara. Do we have a pattern?

[Gribbz]

I saw a fight between a guy and a girl behind the Sahara...I think it was last year, but it could have been 2010 actually...whatever the case, there was some argument between them, and I think a third person (another guy)...and out of nowhere the girl swung her purse or something and nailed the one guy right in the face and knocked him out for a second, then he got back and start chasing after her or something, and the other guy got in front of him and shoved him, and then a few other people came in to break it up. It was pretty stupid actually.

2010. I remember Jen (I think) telling me about it. We weren't particularly surprised because the crowd was extra douchey that year.

[waltermakesmusic]

So can we get back to the meat of this thread?

haha i like how the security is like fuck this shit.

[witham]

Right after the fight's over, there's this short moment before people tell themselves "yeah it's clear, I'm moving forward for a better spot".

[RABABLAZE]

"That's the douchiest crowd I've ever seen at chella."

it was at Kanye....... duh

[LyricsForTheMind]

There was a big guy who tried to fight a little one for a tshirt he caught during Odd Future in the Sahara last year....little guy didn't back down but there didn't end up being a real fight.

[Zero Mistro]

Last year during Kanye, a girl got punched in the face by 2 other girls, she had a bloody face but when security tried to get her out of the crowd, she refused because she didn't want to miss Kanye. The girls who punched had fled to the back.

[Goatchella]

Molly womp---kicking your girlfriends ass because she ate all the molly

[billtino]

So can we get back to the meat of this thread?

you bitches need to chill!

[billtino]

That bitch in the white tank was just swinging at anything with tits.

[Johnnycaker]

fucken hate scumbag people who will pick a fight with you just because THEY want to get in front of you..
the fuck is this shit?!
last year I saw Deadmau5 in San Diego and these 2 dudes were trucking between the crowd yelling "broken foot!"
they clearly werent desperate or anything and we were around the middle/center area, so they could easily go in any direction to get out of the crowd....
when they tried to squeeze between me and friend we just said "hey, fuck that, if its broken go to the back not the front"
then the dude just stared at us cause he knew we were right, but other the oblivious folks next us let them right through...
I wont get into a fight just because people are being dicks but I wont make it any easier for them either.

[Goatchella]

So you were a dick to a couple of retards..there was no fight ...and your not cool with dickheads.
Cool story.

[Vic Viper]

So can we get back to the meat of this thread?

if anything i'd have to assume shirtless bro and white-t bro had something to do with it. white-t was mouthing the fuck off every single time i saw him in the sahara that weekend. shouting at whomever was playing/spinning, making disparaging remarks about coachella, about the music, etc etc. i saw the still frame and hope it was a video of him getting his fucking teeth knocked in.

[GuyInTucson]

Outside of the brief debate over the reporter, this thread is worthless.

[knotted_donuts]

Outside of the brief debate over the reporter, this thread is worthless.

Odd, I read that one in Ron Swanson's voice. Never happened before...