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    i cant remember how thorough the pat downs are. specifically concerned with getting muh boobs rubbed on. im gettin em done before the festival and dont want em fondled.

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    I hope they are super thorough. That's the most play I'll probably get all year.

    Also thank you for debuting your new breasts at Coachella for everyone to enjoy.
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    hahaha yeah I don't think they really pat down the girls so you should be good.

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    They'll most likely just want to evaluate your new girls.
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    Are we not asking for pics this time?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DFrank View Post
    Are we not asking for pics this time?
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    If security doesn't pat you down, I will
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    We're gonna need to see the before and after pics to see if those babies are allowed in the festie

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    I really don't understand the logic of getting your tits done but not wanting them fondled, I thought that was half the fun, free drinks and better raises must get old right?
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    Nothing says sexy like a pair of sewn back in bloody nipples. There are female security guards doing the female pat downs. All of them appear to have played way too much softball...
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    Depends on the lady you get. Last year some of them got kind of friendly, but not TSA agent. I saw worse at Outside Lands.

    I usually find the yound security ladies are the easier ones. Older secruity women usually have no problem rubbing down everything.

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    They never pat down my anal area

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    Quote Originally Posted by billtino View Post
    Nothing says sexy like a pair of sewn back in bloody nipples. There are female security guards doing the female pat downs. All of them appear to have played way too much softball...
    Hahaha softball Pats doing the pat downs

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    They never pat down my anal area
    Exactly...op should stash her boobs in her ass

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    im using scented lotion on my inner thighs to sweeten the deal this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goatchella View Post
    Exactly...op should stash her boobs in her ass
    Those would be some extremely dissapointing chesties or some VERY impressive cavities. Yes please
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    ^ is the top pic fucking "freak out!" Pat? Haha
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    It really depends. Some assholes made me take off my shoes and checked every nook and cranny of my backpack. Sometimes when I entered they didn't par me down at all.

    I'm assuming its arbitrary and at there discretion. One I i was with got in an SLR camera and a backpack full of beer. Next time he goes through, they tell him no to the beer and SLR camera.
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    I typically groan as if I'm enjoying it, they back off pretty quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    I typically groan as if I'm enjoying it, they back off pretty quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    I typically groan as if I'm enjoying it, they back off pretty quick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by insbordnat View Post
    I typically groan as if I'm enjoying it, they back off pretty quick.
    This really works most tuff guys working security are homophobes
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    I had a bad experience last year; a security guard told me to give him my sunglasses, when I wouldn't he tried to rip my wristband off.
    I'll wait til after their set to pass judgements, really have no idea how it's going to be. If it features drum & bass, and no Skrillex, it's a win... If it's like the shows they've been playing recently, then yes, I'll ride my fixie to the art show and post hate messages via my Macintosh laptop while sipping on a really good local beer you've probably never heard of.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spennyb View Post
    I had a bad experience last year; a security guard told me to give him my sunglasses, when I wouldn't he tried to rip my wristband off.
    damn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spennyb View Post
    I had a bad experience last year; a security guard told me to give him my sunglasses, when I wouldn't he tried to rip my wristband off.
    That's pretty intense. I'd be outraged. And if he fully ripped it off all hell would break loose.

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    Yeah, I was pretty shocked. Fortunately my friends (much larger than myself) came over when they saw something was up and that loser backed off. Should have tried to report him to someone or something but I had shows to see...
    I'll wait til after their set to pass judgements, really have no idea how it's going to be. If it features drum & bass, and no Skrillex, it's a win... If it's like the shows they've been playing recently, then yes, I'll ride my fixie to the art show and post hate messages via my Macintosh laptop while sipping on a really good local beer you've probably never heard of.

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