pat downs

[favoritedaydream]

i cant remember how thorough the pat downs are. specifically concerned with getting muh boobs rubbed on. im gettin em done before the festival and dont want em fondled.

[hippityhip]

I hope they are super thorough. That's the most play I'll probably get all year.

Also thank you for debuting your new breasts at Coachella for everyone to enjoy.

[Dyana01]

hahaha yeah I don't think they really pat down the girls so you should be good.

[KCsunny]

I hope they are super thorough. That's the most play I'll probably get all year.

Also thank you for debuting your new breasts at Coachella for everyone to enjoy.

Yer Welcum! LOL

[frizzlefry]

They'll most likely just want to evaluate your new girls.

[DFrank]

Are we not asking for pics this time?

[MoSetsfire]

Are we not asking for pics this time?

TITS OR GTFO

[Neighborhood Creep]

If security doesn't pat you down, I will

[Goatchella]

We're gonna need to see the before and after pics to see if those babies are allowed in the festie

[frizzlefry]

I really don't understand the logic of getting your tits done but not wanting them fondled, I thought that was half the fun, free drinks and better raises must get old right?

[Premium Roast]

best part of the day

[billtino]

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sewn back in bloody nipples. There are female security guards doing the female pat downs. All of them appear to have played way too much softball...

[Goatchella]

Nothing says sexy like a pair of sewn back in bloody nipples. There are female security guards doing the female pat downs. All of them appear to have played way too much softball...

Hahaha softball Pats doing the pat downs

[dcbell05]

Depends on the lady you get. Last year some of them got kind of friendly, but not TSA agent. I saw worse at Outside Lands.

I usually find the yound security ladies are the easier ones. Older secruity women usually have no problem rubbing down everything.

[NachoCat]

They never pat down my anal area

[Goatchella]

They never pat down my anal area

Exactly...op should stash her boobs in her ass

[NachoCat]

Exactly...op should stash her boobs in her ass

Those would be some extremely dissapointing chesties or some VERY impressive cavities. Yes please

[NachoCat]

im using scented lotion on my inner thighs to sweeten the deal this time.

[GolfWang]

[nyarlathotoats]

^ is the top pic fucking "freak out!" Pat? Haha

[Goatchella]

Pat man pat

[Womp Wobble]

It really depends. Some assholes made me take off my shoes and checked every nook and cranny of my backpack. Sometimes when I entered they didn't par me down at all.

I'm assuming its arbitrary and at there discretion. One I i was with got in an SLR camera and a backpack full of beer. Next time he goes through, they tell him no to the beer and SLR camera.

[guedita]

Their*

[insbordnat]

I typically groan as if I'm enjoying it, they back off pretty quick.

[grannock]

I typically groan as if I'm enjoying it, they back off pretty quick.

Im using this. Thanks!

[Ravingmad]

I typically groan as if I'm enjoying it, they back off pretty quick.

"I want you to REALLY get all up under my nutsack, I might have hidden something there. Can't remember."

[blueduck]

I typically groan as if I'm enjoying it, they back off pretty quick.

This really works most tuff guys working security are homophobes

[spennyb]

I had a bad experience last year; a security guard told me to give him my sunglasses, when I wouldn't he tried to rip my wristband off.

[baily]

I had a bad experience last year; a security guard told me to give him my sunglasses, when I wouldn't he tried to rip my wristband off.

damn!

[SepaGroove]

I had a bad experience last year; a security guard told me to give him my sunglasses, when I wouldn't he tried to rip my wristband off.

That's pretty intense. I'd be outraged. And if he fully ripped it off all hell would break loose.