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    You know it says we are 76%. Hookupchella?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The Effeminate Laugher texted me on Thursday and then called me and left a message tonight. Gross.
    Oh cmon, give her another chance, so we can derive pleasure from you writing about it. Maybe they make strange noises in bed. Report.

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    People commenting about television shows on their profile would raise a red flag for me.
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    Weird ass gay sex stuff below. This should probably go into the Gays Only Thread or Sex Thread or Fetishes thread or the Keep Your Personal Life to Yourself For Fucking Once In Your Life You Degenerate Attention Whore thread, but whatever, this one's active. Warned.

    I was feeling pretty agitated after work tonight and decided to hit up the bath house to take advantage of the hot tub and sauna, primarily (with any sexing coming my way just a nice bonus). I'm going to skip the rest of the details and get right to the weird part. Me and this big black dude who I fooled around with privately earlier ended up sitting on a couch in the communal area watching Commando on cable while he shoved my feet in his face and kind of tried to get me to sort of choke him with them, which made him moan in ecstasy. This isn't something I find arousing (in fact, dude was much kinkier than me in general, which I didn't mind indulging him a bit but my needs are pretty basic and boring), but the foot massage leading up to it felt good. I'm just really glad Commando was on while this was happening.
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    Let off some steam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Weird ass gay sex stuff below. This should probably go into the Gays Only Thread or Sex Thread or Fetishes thread or the Keep Your Personal Life to Yourself For Fucking Once In Your Life You Degenerate Attention Whore thread, but whatever, this one's active. Warned.

    I was feeling pretty agitated after work tonight and decided to hit up the bath house to take advantage of the hot tub and sauna, primarily (with any sexing coming my way just a nice bonus). I'm going to skip the rest of the details and get right to the weird part. Me and this big black dude who I fooled around with privately earlier ended up sitting on a couch in the communal area watching Commando on cable while he shoved my feet in his face and kind of tried to get me to sort of choke him with them, which made him moan in ecstasy. This isn't something I find arousing (in fact, dude was much kinkier than me in general, which I didn't mind indulging him a bit but my needs are pretty basic and boring), but the foot massage leading up to it felt good. I'm just really glad Commando was on while this was happening.


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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I'm just really glad Commando was on while this was happening.
    This is incredible. A+
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    The Effeminate Laughter texted me on Thursday
    #1 least popular Batman villian.

    Good date last night with Ms Veggie Burger. She's super smart (tutors ESL grad students), kind of sarcastic but only when warranted, likes beer (she invited me to the tapping of a limited edition Strong Porter), and is kind of a bad-ass (she used to be a forest ranger). We have a lot of things in common as far as terrible life situations foisted on us. She's about my age, but I thought she looked about 5-10 years younger...and she told me she had pegged me as much younger than her. She has kind of a natural California surfer type look, which is not normally my thing, but it works on her. We'll see how it goes...
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    People commenting about television shows on their profile would raise a red flag for me.
    To be fair, there's a section that asks you, not that you are required to answer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shiloka View Post
    Share the art bus to enhance the festival... can be used as stage for band ...
    I can also come early and help set up ...
    How can you say no to this offer, Goldenvoice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    she told me she had pegged me
    I should probably reword this before Salah gets here.
    The Tinychat password is coache11a

    Quote Originally Posted by Shiloka View Post
    Share the art bus to enhance the festival... can be used as stage for band ...
    I can also come early and help set up ...
    How can you say no to this offer, Goldenvoice?

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    #1 least popular Batman villian.

    Good date last night with Ms Veggie Burger. She's super smart (tutors ESL grad students), kind of sarcastic but only when warranted, likes beer (she invited me to the tapping of a limited edition Strong Porter), and is kind of a bad-ass (she used to be a forest ranger). We have a lot of things in common as far as terrible life situations foisted on us. She's about my age, but I thought she looked about 5-10 years younger...and she told me she had pegged me as much younger than her. She has kind of a natural California surfer type look, which is not normally my thing, but it works on her. We'll see how it goes...
    Emo date.

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    I would say talking about life problems is a poor topic on a date. Making a gal laugh is way more fun than trying to solve life problems

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    I would say talking about life problems is a poor topic on a date. Making a gal laugh is way more fun than trying to solve life problems
    But Mark isnt 24 like 80% of the board is.

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    Shared interests: Our Miserable Lives.

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    The other guy I'm quote un quote dating told me that he "didn't understand meta or self referentiality in TV shows until only recently." Gross. But then he told two talkers behind us at a show to shut the fuck up. Not gross.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    he shoved my feet in his face and kind of tried to get me to sort of choke him with them, which made him moan in ecstasy. This isn't something I find arousing (in fact, dude was much kinkier than me in general, which I didn't mind indulging him a bit but my needs are pretty basic and boring), but the foot massage leading up to it felt good.
    I always assume that if I'm offered a foot massage, they're going to expect to do something weird involving feet. Hopefully they're only looking to suck them, or be rubbed off with them, I think the choking would be acceptable too.

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    It rubs the lotion on its foot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    I always assume that if I'm offered a foot massage, they're going to expect to do something weird involving feet. Hopefully they're only looking to suck them, or be rubbed off with them, I think the choking would be acceptable too.
    footjobs. Kinky. Never experienced one of those.... I usually find offering a massage is an easy ice breaker to intimacy. Good massages lead to good times

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    Wow. I personally don't think there is anything wrong with a foot fetish but I think I would have to kind of know the person - sort of well -- before I choked them out via foot.

    I had a snap back into reality this weekend - luckily. I unfortunately have realized that I'm unbelievably still into someone who isn't unbelievably still into me. I missed the boat on that one. But I'm going on a first date this week to get back into the swing of things and not dwelling. I feel better than I have in months.

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    I don't have a problem choking people but not in the erotic sense.

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    I think I'm going to abandon OKCupid soon. Its recommendations mostly baffle me, and the people who interact with me are all people I would never want to meet. Online dating seems perfectly logical, but I think I'll only feel at home out there in the wilderness and on the hunt.

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    I think I am going to stop dating entirely until I'm back in school. Like Alchemy, I'm finding the online selection in mt particular city to be less than motivating. And really, what's the point anyway if I plan to move out of state in 5 months.

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    A need for human affection and companionship that doesn't stop just because you have life plans?
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    The whole OKCupid stuff is sort of exhausting. But it's also a fun way to indulge in my own narcissistic tendencies and to pretend as though I'm an anthropologist in the field.

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    It's really exhausting. I'm having the most luck finding people that I actually think are attractive and interesting via the "locals" thing, but I am being too chicken to meet up with someone on the spot.

    For example, setting my 'broadcast' last night as something to have to do with the show I was at, got me a ton of messages from guys with really good taste in music. Did I respond to any of them? No... :/

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    Respond, dummy!

    Also: regarding The Effeminate Laughter, am I technically obliged to respond to him in some way? I made my housemate listen to the voicemail he left me because I didn't want to listen to it. He said it sounded as though he wrote down what he was going to say. Etiquette wise, can I do it via text?

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    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/21: Baths @ The Independent
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
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    See Like Crazy***
    (regarding Courtneys post)

    Boosh: text will let him know you're not that into him

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    You've only gone on one date with effeminate laughter guy, right? Yea, I would just text him (or even email or send a message on OKC) saying you're not interested.

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    But maybe I should go on a second date with him to get a vocal sample of said effeminate laughing and turn it into a monster techno track.

    4/20: Godflesh, Cut Hands @ DNA Lounge
    4/21: The Men @ Rickshaw Stop
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/10: Joey Anderson @ TBA
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    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
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    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom
    6/27: Fuck Buttons @ The Independent
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