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    Post started cute, got weird quick.

    EDIT- I have no problem with the bondage, it's the back seat of the car with the drugged look that makes it uncomfortable.

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    Yeah, it's definitely NSFW and I had to explain it to someone who walked by my desk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    when i have sex i like to say that i'm swimming in a woman
    As fat mike says "it's like feeding a tic tac to a whale"

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoSetsfire View Post
    I'm sorry my verbiage is not up to par. do you have a synonym that you find more preferable for fucking?
    I asked if it was me that was getting old, putting it on myself. Geez, you youngins and your short tempers these days...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Yeah, it's definitely NSFW and I had to explain it to someone who walked by my desk.
    It's not as bad as what the Radiohead thread turned into
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    Whaaaaa??

    Now I'm starting to wonder if I need to be a bit more adventurous when smashing.

    yesss. good choice of words.

    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    Yeah, it's definitely NSFW and I had to explain it to someone who walked by my desk.
    My cousin used to send me texts of his dogs balls, weird fucking habit. one day He sent it while my VP was holding my phone (had just gotten the 3gS) and the text came through...My VP just looked at me and said, "Masri, youre one sick dude" and walked away.

    Quote Originally Posted by JustSteve View Post
    I asked if it was me that was getting old, putting it on myself. Geez, you youngins and your short tempers these days...
    I wasnt offended, I was just being a sarcastic ass. cheers.
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    Can I just say, OKC "locals" is insane?? I logged on for a second while waiting for a take our order to be ready. In the last 15 minutes, I've gotten 18 offers to go out right now. I assume they all want sex, but several of them were really hot. Some weekend I will try this out by getting ready/cute before I post.

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    A lot of talk about OKC in here, but I think I saw a few mentions of paid dating sites early on. Can anyone tell me about their experience with any of these (like match.com)? I had no luck at all with OKC, and in my new job, I will only have a handful of coworkers (all older than me - not that I would date coworkers, but I mean they won't have friends my age I can meet) so I think my only real option to meet women is a dating site. Just wondering if it's worth the cash and if one is better than another, and for what reasons.
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    Edit: I do not recommend using OKCupid locals if you are a female. I didn't even post anything weird/salacious. I've gotten 28 messages in the last < 2 hours, and am up to, now, 32 requests to meet tonight. Ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    A lot of talk about OKC in here, but I think I saw a few mentions of paid dating sites early on. Can anyone tell me about their experience with any of these (like match.com)? I had no luck at all with OKC, and in my new job, I will only have a handful of coworkers (all older than me - not that I would date coworkers, but I mean they won't have friends my age I can meet) so I think my only real option to meet women is a dating site. Just wondering if it's worth the cash and if one is better than another, and for what reasons.
    When I did use a pay site, I found Chemistry was best. But that may be because of my age. Everyone on Match was 28 it seemed. But also, Chemistry works a little differently. I don't even remember being able to browse, it seems like it just showed you a couple of people every day. Maybe I am remembering wrong. I dated someone from Chemistry for a year, and also hooked up with someone multiple times. I don't think Match ever went past a first date, and that was rare.

    If you live in a decent sized city, try finding some Meetup groups that you are interested in. You'll have something in common with the people you meet, and there's no "date" pressure. (Oh, by the way, I scheduled a "private meetup" tomorrow with Ms Veggie Burger. We are going to the tapping of Four Peak's new Strong Porter tomorrow.)

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    This is what happens when you let your curiosity get the best of you... And this profile is an 85% match...

    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    When I did use a pay site, I found Chemistry was best. But that may be because of my age. Everyone on Match was 28 it seemed.
    Can you clarify? Without knowing your age, I don't know if this means Chemistry had a younger or older userbase. I'm 24, 25 in late April, btw.

    And solid advice for the groups suggestion, I'll have to look into that.
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    Sorry...I'm 40. You might be fine on Match, I just liked how Chemistry worked better. But I don't use either now. I'm on OK Cupid just because it's free and why not, but I'm trying to meet people more organically now.

    With Meetup, it really depends on your city. Anybody can start a group for not very much money. They can be really specific interest groups, or just singles groups in general. But even if it's a singles group, it's not like a dating site. They will throw an event, or even just say "show up at this existing event". Usually there's some kind of greeter that will introduce you to everyone if it's a smaller group. If you don't meet anyone you are into, you are still at some kind of fun activity.

    Some of them get kind of clique-y, because the same people go to the same events regularly. I am in one that is that way, and I'm in the clique so it's fun, but I don't really meet anyone new. But you never know. I have hooked up with someone because they came to a Team Trivia night and I was the only one who really talked to her while the others were doing their usual thing. And, actually, some friends of mine just got engaged after meeting at the same trivia team.

    I've been trying to branch out again, though, and go to groups and events where I don't know many people. But now I'm going to go out with the person who runs this new group, so I'm probably burning the bridge to this group if it doesn't work out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluemamba View Post
    Wow. So all night then. Awesome.

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    Lulz:

    P.S. I am very dressed-up in my photos but I wear cool casual cloths too.

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    Can we get a video montage of all the awkward moments that have stemmed from this threads existence? Thnx. So good.
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    and if cloths are too much, i have formal rags as well.

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    Loin cloths, I hope.

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    Oh dear, you have all conned me into making a profile.
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    What's the point of doing it now, if you're just gonna disappear?

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    Just to see what OKcupid is all about, I have no interest in finding someone right now.
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    Gotcha. Big Fun.

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    I seriously just hit the I'm Not Interested button one someone solely because they said they liked "Two and a Half Men", and they wrote it in a way that looked like "Twenty One Divided by Two Men."

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    Twilight is an instant deal breaker

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    These flowcharts to my heart are hilarious.
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    Oh, hell yes. Loving Twilight means a profoundly stunted view of gender roles and relationships. That's a legitimate concern, unlike my bias against hacky sitcoms.

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    Wow, and I thought I was judgmental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiapet View Post
    Wow, and I thought I was judgmental.
    Don't worry, I still think you're judgmental...ZING!
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    The Effeminate Laugher texted me on Thursday and then called me and left a message tonight. Gross.

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    You know it says we are 76%. Hookupchella?

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