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    What is it with just about every female profile, under the "What's the first thing someone notices about you" section, every girl puts down "my eyes"??

    I'd say about 80% that I've seen have nothing special about their eyes. Different doesnt always equal good.

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    My eyes are actually the first thing people usually compliment me on (men and women, not necessarily for romantic reasons). Just repeating what I've been told, so don't beat me up for being the messenger — but I'm usually told my eyelashes are freakishly long (true) and my eyes are big like a woodland creature, which I guess isn't common?

    So, if I did put that down...wouldn't really be a lie.

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    People usually compliment me on my "bulge".

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    The first thing guys notice about me is probably the size of my breasts or my large nose, but most guys wouldn't point those out immediately. I get eyes all the time. So, our warped sense of what guys notice first is entirely the male gender's fault.
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    I put down that I'm Asian.
    I mean... it's pretty much true.
    A guy isn't going to notice my eyes before noticing that I'm Asian.

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    no shit. If we complimented your boobs or ass first we are labeled as creepers. What we really look for is crazy factor.

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    We know you all are crazy, but there is a scale.

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    Robin by that logic the first thing people notice is that we are humans at all and not a particularly upright golden lab or something.
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    Then I think that's how the question should be answered! Gosh darnit!

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    Ha! Perhaps someone out there does have that answer. Personally, I bypassed physical characteristics entirely, which was a friend's recommendation, and a very good one I think. I mean, I have photos up of me -- saying something physical is just redundant. Even if my size or my breasts or something is the first thing people actually notice. It just seems pointless to write that.

    Although FWIW, I do agree that Kat's eyes are unusual and probably the exception to the rule in that it would be true to say they are one of the first things people notice about her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Although FWIW, I do agree that Kat's eyes are unusual and probably the exception to the rule in that it would be true to say they are one of the first things people notice about her.


    SEE I'M NOT CRAZY

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post


    SEE I'M NOT CRAZY
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    Beautiful eyes are always a winner

    People can't tell what I am off the bat, so me being ethnically ambiguous is appropriate.

    Girls who point out their ass or boobs are the first thing noticed. Well...then she's just looking for some good Ol dick

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    Girls like it when guys compliment their eyes. Who cares if they're not extrodinary?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyliediscope View Post
    The first thing guys notice about me is probably the size of my breasts or my large nose, but most guys wouldn't point those out immediately. I get eyes all the time. So, our warped sense of what guys notice first is entirely the male gender's fault.
    she does have a GREAT RACK everyone

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    I put down that I'm Asian.
    I mean... it's pretty much true.
    A guy isn't going to notice my eyes before noticing that I'm Asian.
    i find Asian girls (sorry i hate saying women, it's not the 1920s) extremely attractive

    the hottest girl i've ever dated was asian, this was during my LA times last year....uhhh she was soooo fucking hot. like FUCK hot, hot guys...you know what i mean.

    fuck hot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameron Frye View Post
    she does have a GREAT RACK everyone



    i find Asian girls (sorry i hate saying women, it's not the 1920s) extremely attractive

    the hottest girl i've ever dated was asian, this was during my LA times last year....uhhh she was soooo fucking hot. like FUCK hot, hot guys...you know what i mean.

    fuck hot.
    They also have pretty tight vaginas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    I would appreciate if my coworker would stop coming up in my results on my homepage. It's awkward.
    all social networking needs an enemies list. not a block list, just a "stop rubbing this person in my face" list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitt kat View Post
    My eyes are actually the first thing people usually compliment me on (men and women, not necessarily for romantic reasons). Just repeating what I've been told, so don't beat me up for being the messenger but I'm usually told my eyelashes are freakishly long (true) and my eyes are big like a woodland creature, which I guess isn't common?

    So, if I did put that down...wouldn't really be a lie.
    I'm not too sure what you look like but if you have nice eyes then you have a right to say you have nice eyes.

    It's just really overstated in OKC. Every girl says it and most of the time it ain't true.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kyliediscope View Post
    The first thing guys notice about me is probably the size of my breasts or my large nose, but most guys wouldn't point those out immediately. I get eyes all the time. So, our warped sense of what guys notice first is entirely the male gender's fault.
    I don't mean to sound like a creep right now but the first time i saw you (Portishead @ the Shrine), the first thing i noticed about you was your smile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameron Frye View Post
    i find Asian girls (sorry i hate saying women, it's not the 1920s) extremely attractive
    huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    huh?
    Didn't you know? Females haven't been allowed to mature past girls in the last 70-80 years...

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    That was a huh moment for me as well. I prefer saying women because I like to respect women as the adults that they are. I think girls is condescending. Just my two cents.

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    Weren't people more likely to diminish a woman's maturity by calling them a girl in the 1920s? Aren't both words acceptable depending on the circumstance? Isn't Cameron making up historical American English colloquialisms?

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    C'mon, we all know gender equality was at its peak in the roaring twenties.
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    I like to call my women "Frank" because, come on assholes, it's not 1742. Dicks.

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    i don't like saying women - i personally feel that it's in reference to someone beyond their late 30s

    my 2 cents. does everyone get it? prbly not
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    But what the fuck does "it's not the 1920s" have anything to do with that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    But what the fuck does "it's not the 1920s" have anything to do with that?
    you really think i was fucking being serious when i referenced the 20s?

    i had a Portlandia skit in my head and it just popped out
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    I mean "what are you talking about/ what does this mean?" It has nothing to do with seriousness, I still have absolutely no idea what it was supposed to mean.
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    People notice my eyes first, because they are trying to figure out whether I am stoned or not.

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