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    i am a nice man raising two kids looking for love. and to meet that special someone to be with other than just the bedroom,to get to know,love and everything tha goes with it!!!!!!!!!!
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    Say goodbye to that acid, Greg.

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    Alert: crop of fresh beav online.
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    Why don't you show me a pic of what you look like and I'll send you a pick of myself. I'm 6'5 230....
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    Try again
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    LOLOLOLOL

    “When I was younger, I realized that a nerdy smile and a sweet personality isn’t enough to attract beautiful women. Rejection was not only embarrassing, but also painful,” says Brandon Wade, Founder of the Carrot Dating app. “Then, I realized that women love presents like dogs love treats. Just as an unfriendly dog wouldn’t deny a tasty treat, any beautiful girl can be bribed into giving you a first date.”
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    what to do with this sur la table gift card just burning a hole in my pocket...
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Ha dude's like a PUA who can program:

    My name is Brandon Wade. I’m a serial internet entrepreneur, and the author of a few books on dating, and social networking. I am also the founder of a number of online dating websites including the world’s largest sugar daddy dating website (SeekingArrangement.com), a leading millionaire matchmaking website (SeekingMillionaire.com, an innovative online dating and first date marketplace where singles can bid for a first date (WhatsYourPrice.com), and more recently the world’s first travel dating and travel companion website where attractive singles can travel with generous free (MissTravel.com).

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    . When I was growing up, I was sort of an ugly duckling and I was almost always shy. I remember asking my dad, why I didn’t have the courage to walk up to the girl I like in school to just ask her out. My dad said, it was because I’m afraid of rejection, and the fear of being rejected was what’s keeping me away from her. He urged me to try, and reasoned that even if I did make a fool out of myself, that I would no longer be afraid since I would have nothing more to lose. Thinking that my dad made a lot of sense, I did what he suggested! I mustered up courage one day and walked up to her, except while I was doing so, I tripped in front of her. I had meant to tell her while I was usually very shy, I wanted to tell her how beautiful she was, but the only words that did come out of my mouth that day was “I am shy”. Ever since that day, I avoided her like a plague, because seeing her reminded me of what a fool I was that day.

    My shyness and lack of a dating life during my teenage years is also the motivation to my current business, why I had spend so much of my time using technology to level the dating field.
    Terrible.

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    So instead of becoming more confident with himself, he reasoned that all women want is money and decided to start propositioning women with money, gifts, & travel in order for them to spend time with his child-sized penis. Frankly, I'd very much like to read his dating advice; I'm sure it's quite insightful coming from a guy who couldn't score a date without paying the poor girl first.
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    And holy shit, he's actually replying in the comments section. Yes!
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    Kind of reminds me of Scenetap from a few years ago: http://tech.co/scenetap-local-bars-app-2013-10

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    From twitter:

    Yes. Jezebel drew an inaccurate conclusion. I said "women love presents, like dogs love treats" not that women are like dogs.
    I'm shocked that this dude has trouble interacting with other human beings

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    Quote Originally Posted by PlayaDelWes View Post
    what to do with this sur la table gift card just burning a hole in my pocket...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trick Loves The Kids View Post
    Ha dude's like a PUA who can program:
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    He's not "like" a PUA, that's exactly what he is. He is subscribing to the same basic principles.
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    Yeah, I mean, apples and apples. Rotten apples and apples I guess.

    The fucked up thing about PUA is that it starts with a pretty basic premise that most people can get behind, "dating is tough" and then it goes completely nuts with it. Like you get into PUA garbage because you are having trouble dating (like everyone else) and instead of a reasonable solution (like buying a leather jacket and taking up smoking) you just read this shit and start treating women like dumb machines who will provide sex when you finally hit the right buttons like you're playing Zelda or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Trick Loves The Kids View Post
    Yeah, I mean, apples and apples. Rotten apples and apples I guess.

    The fucked up thing about PUA is that it starts with a pretty basic premise that most people can get behind, "dating is tough" and then it goes completely nuts with it. Like you get into PUA garbage because you are having trouble dating (like everyone else) and instead of a reasonable solution (like buying a leather jacket and taking up smoking) you just read this shit and start treating women like dumb machines who will provide sex when you finally hit the right buttons like you're playing Zelda or something.
    Basically, PUA philosophy is "dating is tough, which can be ameliorated by viewing and treating women as objects"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trick Loves The Kids View Post
    Yeah, I mean, apples and apples. Rotten apples and apples I guess.

    The fucked up thing about PUA is that it starts with a pretty basic premise that most people can get behind, "dating is tough" and then it goes completely nuts with it. Like you get into PUA garbage because you are having trouble dating (like everyone else) and instead of a reasonable solution (like buying a leather jacket and taking up smoking) you just read this shit and start treating women like dumb machines who will provide sex when you finally hit the right buttons like you're playing Zelda or something.
    It doesn't help that certain women allow them to be successful.

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    Desperation swings both ways
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    It doesn't help that certain women allow them to be successful.
    You know I'd probably put the blame on the guys who study and attempt to use the PUA garbage in real life instead of the women who probably have no idea what PUA means in the first place. I'm not a woman so I can't speak to it but honestly I'd assume that the dudes are successful in spite of the PUA shit and not because of it.

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    I have a friend that is really into PUA bs and have met some his friends that are the same. None of these dudes can hold a normal conversation that doesn't involve getting theirs, and everyone of them insists them women have "dog mentality." I can say that these dudes would not be successful without desperate women, and false confidence.
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    I don't think we'll be hearing from him again. R.I.P

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    seen him running up to women on the streets saying "Hundred dollar bill, Hundred dollar bill!" like asian kid from Goonies
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    I was just reading an article about wives being the breadwinner in the family, and the negative effects it has on the man. One professor stated that it makes them "feel emasculated." Is this really a big issue for men? I do recall dating someone that complained once in a while that I made more money than him.

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    As a stay at home dad I have no issues whatsoever with my wife being the breadwinner. My job is way better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I was just reading an article about wives being the breadwinner in the family, and the negative effects it has on the man. One professor stated that it makes them "feel emasculated." Is this really a big issue for men? I do recall dating someone that complained once in a while that I made more money than him.
    I have seen it work both ways. I think it depends on the intelligence of the man. Dumb men seem to have a lot more of a problem with it than smart men.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I have seen it work both ways. I think it depends on the intelligence of the man. Dumb men seem to have a lot more of a problem with it than smart men.
    Case in point
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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    I have seen it work both ways. I think it depends on the intelligence of the man. Dumb men seem to have a lot more of a problem with it than smart men.

    This sounds about right.
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