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    I'd like to start a kick starter for gearing up Amy with some Internet-connected sex toys.

    You and gunz seem to be switching roles

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    Also ladies, start keeping your old undies you'd throw away and send them to icey. Lets start him in a proper direction of an obsessive fetish.

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    I hope he already has some kind of obsessive fetish.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    What if it was you? Would you help this young boy become a man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Isn't everyone still going by the addage that all my opinions are "wrong" on every subject?
    no not every subject. But certainly this one.

    You're saying that what amounts to low-grade sexual molestation -- a crime, last I checked -- is "OK" if the person committing the molestation is good-looking enough.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Perhaps Amy is proving to point that "she wanted it to happen"

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    I also like other things that are not appropriate. I have issues.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    My bf molested me in my sleep, and when he told me about it afterwards, it turned me on, so...yeah.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Amy, how long do you let dogs hump your legs for? which ones are preferred?

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    The French libertarian?

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    amy, do you understand the difference between "it's ok with me because it's a turn-on" and "it's ok in society"?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Maybe there would be less animals in shelters if it were ok to bang them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    The French libertarian?
    Yeah. He's a pervert. His words.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I've never banged an animal or looked at animal/human video or picture porn.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I took a drink.

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    "Penis press" sounds like some kind of fabulous useless appliance you'd see hocked on late night infomercials.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    I've never banged an animal or looked at animal/human video or picture porn.
    You just proved to us that you think about it, whether you had an experience or watch it or not. That you fantasize about animal/ human sex, your words, is the most chilling piece of evidence to date.

    I've seen dog on girl action. I've seen eels leaving the human body. None of it was fap-worthy. It's sort of like watching animals have sex, with a dark comedic twist. Like... "What's wrong with this picture?" "Hmmm.... Oh wait! That's a human, instead of an animal!" Chucklechucklechuckle/tellmalefriendwhatyoujustsaw

    That you admit to thinking about it, but deny having seen it, sort of leaves one to wonder.... why? This is abnormal.

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    Jesus Christ...

    And that you would talk about "banging" an animal? That's gruesome. Not just having interspecies sex now. Now you're going all out and talking about banging animals? Strange days indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    "Penis press" sounds like some kind of fabulous useless appliance you'd see hocked on late night infomercials.
    Or a torture device.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Rename this to "*** OFFICIAL *** Everyone pick on amyzzz thread"
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    More like amyzzz is annoying everyone thread.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Is anyone else remembering that French guy didn't find Amy attractive? Was it just the hair color? Was a dye job the only thing u had to do to turn him around? or was it willingness to be unconsciously molested?

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    No that was another guy. I never saw him again.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    Is anyone else remembering that French guy didn't find Amy attractive? Was it just the hair color? Was a dye job the only thing u had to do to turn him around? or was it willingness to be unconsciously molested?
    Why would a French guy find Amy attractive? Are you saying they'll just fuck anything, regardless of hideousness?

    That's racist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Yeah. For me. Sorry to all the other ladies. Dude has to be hot and a good dancer though.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You're saying that what amounts to low-grade sexual molestation -- a crime, last I checked -- is "OK" if the person committing the molestation is good-looking enough.
    The thing is, though, that attitude/stance on the issue of dancing penis pressers is strangely one that I'd say a pretty large number of women take. I've a number of friends who are staunchly disgusted by some guy doing that to them if they aren't attracted to him, but who are quite receptive to it at other occasions. The whole on-the-dance-floor-hook-up-culture is one of my most favorite things to observe/participate in. Though I'd comment that if individual women were more willing to be upfront and tell a guy, "No thanks, I don't want to dance like that," rather than the much more typical slink-away-find-a-friend-move-hope-he-gets-the-hint, things would be better for everyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    No that was another guy. I never saw him again.
    In Amy's defense, I think the guy who wasn't into her was more for personality/shyness reasons than looks.
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Mmmm goatsex
    [QUOTEI don't understand why she has to be so disgusting all the time. Is she that horny? ][/QUOTE]
    Call it what you want, but I'm not the one getting excited and acting all farm like at the thought of having some hircine nibbling my clothes off just to get it on. Don't judge the disgust that excites me, Amyzzz.

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    Fuck I'm getting old but since when is finding love on the net a norm

    People don't put on something nice, go outside and win over their mates with wit and charm anymore?
    With the wit and charm around here, this bunch could be naked and draped in Lame' and they'd end up fucking themselves and going home alone... better off letting them stare and make goo-goo eyes at each other on tinychat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Haha, the penis-press from behind is the oldest trick in the book. I think guys think that we'll be so enthralled that a throbbing phallus has made contact with us that we won't care to assess who it's attached to.
    LOL Pete and I had been friends for so long already, that he actually had to apply this maneuver in the Sahara Tent in 2004 to convince me that it was more than just Love...

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    Not that you guys give a shit, or anything......

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