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    To have a cigarette. why Gunz? What are you getting at?

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    It's ok to laugh out loud in public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Archie, my boyfriend hated my hair.
    I know. That makes the whole thing even better.

    You went into the whole dating process with the attitude of, "This purple hair is me, and I'm expressing my individuality!"

    Then you realized it was interfering with good guys taking you seriously, and you made the correct decision to change it.

    I remember arguing with morons here who were insisting that you were giving up your individuality in order to acquiesce to the demands of a man, or that no man should change you.

    Instead, you made the sensible decision to ditch the funny hair, realizing that it didn't match the image you were trying to project to potential partners.

    And 5 months later, you're still together.

    I'd say that's a win.
    This space for rent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    It's ok to laugh out loud in public.
    getbetter wasn't laughing so I followed suite(wisely, I suspect)

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    SD and bmack need to start an LDR. You boys are perfect for each other.
    I'd say your brain is permanently stuck in your ass, but I'd hate to besmirch the good name of bowels worldwide.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I was having a very nice flirty conversation with a guy at The National tonight and things were looking promising -- especially when he gallantly offered a spot to stand in front of him with a great sight line to the stage. But then he started pushing towards be once the music started, but I figured that he was just getting pushed from behind (even though no one else in our area was touching much). So I kept on inching forward so I wouldn't feel crushed until I was pushed up as much as I could against the people in front of me -- but he was still plastered behind me. And then he was moving along to the music for a couple songs. And I tried to use my handbag as a sort of barrier or bumper but he still found a way to push up against my other side. And then it was pretty difficult to avoid the realization that yes he was grinding his penis into me and yes it was intentional. And then I fled.

    WHAT THE FUCK. DON'T PULL THAT SHIT. No one wants to feel molested mid- Cherry Tree.

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    You don't speak for everyone!

    (But yea, I can't even comprehend being the kind of person that a.) thinks that's totally a cool thing to do and b.) has the balls to actually do it)
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    The National is babymaking music
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    Haha, the penis-press from behind is the oldest trick in the book. I think guys think that we'll be so enthralled that a throbbing phallus has made contact with us that we won't care to assess who it's attached to.

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    I can completely understand going in for the penis-press if you have someone who is willingly dancing with you at a club and seems down with the grinding. However, not if the context is a concert where the only dancing going on is vigorous head-nodding and the person is attempting to inch away from you at every opportunity and erecting handbag barricades.

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    Courtney, common courtesy dictates that if a man let's you move in front of him in any setting, he can press his dick up against you. That's just a fair trade.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
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    Cara, I think I read that somewhere. It was just a couple lines below the part about how wearing form-fitting clothing is women's special secret message to men that we really want to be cat called while walking down the street.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    You know what? You think that you're being so snarky and awful and mean at my expense but to me it's all nonsense because I happen to understand what does and does not matter which is something you obviously have a feeble grasp on.
    I imagine ron was much like this before the drugs made him lose his faculty with sentence structure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Cara, I think I read that somewhere. It was just a couple lines below the part about how wearing form-fitting clothing is women's special secret message to men that we really want to be cat called while walking down the street.
    Maybe that's what it's like the liberal Pacific Northwest, but here in California it's a widely known fact that merely being in public with a vagina indicates that we're open for business, no matter what we're wearing.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
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    1/29: Ty Segall, Wand, Cold Beat @ GAMH
    2/7: Robag Whrume, Daniel Bell, Sassmouth, The Black Madonna @ Public Works
    2/14: Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I'd say your brain is permanently stuck in your ass, but I'd hate to besmirch the good name of bowels worldwide.
    I meant that in the nicest way.

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    Inappropriateness aside, I can't figure out how adult men think the penis press works as a strategy . . . unless it does?
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    It CAN work in a club.
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    I do not like the penis thing. It just makes me think of high school kids. I have to work high school dances all the time and that's the only way they know how to dance. ew.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    It CAN work on amy.
    fixed

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    Yeah. For me. Sorry to all the other ladies. Dude has to be hot and a good dancer though.
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    amy sometimes i wonder if you even think about what you're saying.

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    That I'm a slut?
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    Isn't everyone still going by the addage that all my opinions are "wrong" on every subject?
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    Penis press totally works....if your penis is out of your pants.

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    I know I'm having a horny gunz week when I click to view Mugwog's pervy posts.
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    my soul just died a little on this page
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    Maybe you just need to shed your skin.
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    I'd like to start a kick starter for gearing up Amy with some Internet-connected sex toys.

    You and gunz seem to be switching roles

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    Also ladies, start keeping your old undies you'd throw away and send them to icey. Lets start him in a proper direction of an obsessive fetish.

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    I hope he already has some kind of obsessive fetish.
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