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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Did his profile make your Goat-Sense tingle?
    Are you actively trying to be a tool? Clearly the doom tides were not in proper alignment at the time.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Bro, I wasn't certain how close to the solstice you were when your auras commingled. Calm your bull-fury.
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    Fuck I'm getting old but since when is finding love on the net a norm

    People don't put on something nice, go outside and win over their mates with wit and charm anymore?

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    It's kind of the only way for a shy person to meet someone.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Please let's not have this discussion for the thousandth time.
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    TomAZ met his wife with a carrier pigeon.

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    We won't I will eventually go thru the 400+ pages and find my answer

    But fuck me....it's something I'm probably not goin to understand

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    Lucky for you, there's plenty of other threads you can contribute uselessly to.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
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    If you give a stripper meth and she sleeps with you, is it because she really like you or are you still a john?

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    It's that kind of edgy humor that keeps you at the top of the most popular board members list year after year.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Fuck I'm getting old but since when is finding love on the net a norm

    People don't put on something nice, go outside and win over their mates with wit and charm anymore?
    The endpoint of internet dating isn't anything virtual (well, most of the time). Folks still put on something nice, go outside and try to win over a date with wit and charm, it's just that they met that date online instead of a blind set-up through friends or bother strangers in a bar or whatever.

    Internet dating also doesn't preclude any of the more old fashioned ways to meet; you can have a profile at OKCupid and still meet someone at a show or playing bridge or whatever.

    Also this is a fucking internet message board, not a random sampling of the population. We're on the net and comfortable with it or we wouldn't be posting here. People on the internet do other things on the internet, TinyChat at 11.
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    I can't choose between Holly Golightly and Mary Hatch Bailey. I like both of them. Both are terribly beautiful. Mary is classically beautiful, blondish hair, brown eyes, a perfect amount of squishy. Holy has a harder russian look but turns me on instantly like only a few women can. Mary rides horses and graduated from USC but Holly hangs out at The Smell and stopped going to community college. Mary probably hates punk rock. Holly needs to see a therapist.

    Plus, I don't know how soon I'll see either of them. I may have an opportunity with one before the other.

    Plus, I can't treat either girl like a booty call thing because I know both of their families.

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    I use coachella.com as my go-to dating site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    TomAZ met his wife with a carrier pigeon.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    the one with Laurence Olivier is one of my favorite films ever.

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    I'm moving back the the bitch so this here is VIGO'S FUN TIME SPAM to any women in the Newport area. We'll get there faster if we take it slow....

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I can't choose between Holly Golightly and Mary Hatch Bailey.
    I think the prostitute would probably be more forgiving of your face.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    You know what? You think that you're being so snarky and awful and mean at my expense but to me it's all nonsense because I happen to understand what does and does not matter which is something you obviously have a feeble grasp on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    I can't choose between Holly Golightly and Mary Hatch Bailey. I like both of them. Both are terribly beautiful. Mary is classically beautiful, blondish hair, brown eyes, a perfect amount of squishy. Holy has a harder russian look but turns me on instantly like only a few women can. Mary rides horses and graduated from USC but Holly hangs out at The Smell and stopped going to community college. Mary probably hates punk rock. Holly needs to see a therapist.

    Plus, I don't know how soon I'll see either of them. I may have an opportunity with one before the other.

    Plus, I can't treat either girl like a booty call thing because I know both of their families.
    Do you have to choose right now? Do they know you are dating multiple people?

    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I use coachella.com as my go-to dating site.
    Off the top of my head, I can think of at least 10 people for which that is unequivocally true. So uh, well done people.

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    SD and bmack need to start an LDR. You boys are perfect for each other.

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    Maybe the CMB is good for bootie calls at least.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I don't want any of these booties calling me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Do you have to choose right now? Do they know you are dating multiple people?
    No, I don't have to choose right now. I just hate being conflicted about this sort of thing.

    You see, I saw them both at a wedding. Mary was waiting very naturally for a nice gentleman to come ask her for a dance while Holly was outside having shots and smoking cigarettes entertaining everyone. It is easy for me to flirt with and interact with girls like Holly and so I always blow it with girls like Mary.

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    i still cant tell if vigo is a real person
    .................................................. ..............
    She added the phrase "meany head" to my profile.
    I hardly think I'm an attention whore.
    I train birds of prey and am I licensed falconer

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    I kind of think he's SlowMotionApocalypse
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    At the very least, someone claiming to be Vigo vigorously introduced himself to getbetter and I and then awkwardly stood by us for far too long.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
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    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    ^ this lady right here bold face told off two dudes(presumably her friends) like they were both a couple of ass holes and then looked at me and smirked like she was saying "you see, this is how I really am"

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    It was my first time meeting those dudes, too. And one of them is definitely an asshole, since he repeatedly tried to hit on me all night and is allegedly one of my boyfriend's good friends.

    8/16: Anthony Naples, Maxmillion Dunbar @ f8
    8/18: Man Man @ The Chapel
    8/23-8/24: FYF Fest
    8/30: Peaking Lights @ The Chapel
    9/3: Bear in Heaven @ The Independent
    9/24 - 28: Decibel Festival
    10/5: The War on Drugs, Cass McCombs @ The Fillmore
    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival

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    I walked outside and started laughing.

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    Why did you bother walking outside?

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