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    Ha! My respect level for that guy was always pretty high. It just shot up exponentially. Way funny.
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    Yeah, they're on a very well-regarded metal label right now. Not exactly an unknown band.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    Stop trying to find your ideal lover and everything will be so much easier.

    It takes time for people to get to know and understand one another. If you expect another person to be a complete equal in taste...then you need to wake up. No one is interested in just you, what do you do for them? Does th idea of a mate who constantly bitches to the public on a blown up festivals message board sound attractive to you? If so then you can troll together, otherwise wake up: stop the self pity. You're just as terrible of a date as the one you complained about.

    I just read this in Church Lady voice. Now you will always be the Church Lady.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I think everyone is assuming that you're dating a loathsome bore that normal people wouldn't give the time of day to
    Masturbating doesn't count as "dating."
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djbionik View Post
    Hahahahah! Oh this is great. I don't know if you're kidding or not, but at least it's tangible advice I can get behind. Also the most likely to happen since they just dropped an album and I know them sorta kinda. It IS small lake shitty. Please tell me how you know about them.
    The new one that just dropped will definitely be in my top 5 albums of the year. And there will be tons of hip folks at their shows once all the reviews get out there for the album. I bet it gets a glowing Pitchfork writeup this week and all five hipsters in Salt Lake City will pretend they've known the band for years.
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    Ah, that's where you're wrong. Thanks to all the mo's in this god forsaken state, there are sooooooooooo many young folks here. Which translates into a LOT of hipsters. Also making dating for someone of my age nearly impossible! BUT, I will also be at that show when it finally happens. And I'll toast to your name if I find a compatible drunkard.
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    Its metal. There HAS to be a compatible drunkard there.
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    Like I said, you're the only one so far that's made any sense in this thread. I will take you up on your advice, sage one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Like I said a couple pages ago, I am still dating the second guy I met on OkCupid. I met him in May.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Yes. We ignored this boring admission a few pages ago, but thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.
    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    I think everyone is assuming that you're dating a loathsome bore that normal people wouldn't give the time of day to
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    Amy's 5 month tenure with someone she met from OKCupid: definitive proof that online dating works.
    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Nothing's sweeter than mutually settling.
    These are exactly the types of attitudes I don't like to see here.

    Let's take inventory here:

    amy has accomplished the following over the past 6 months:

    1) Ditched extremely dysfunctional marriage

    2) Dyed her hair back to an appropriate color for a woman in her late 30s

    3) Resisted the urge to slut around with every OkCupid jackoff who gave her empty compliments, but rather steadily dated one dude from there for five straight months

    These should be applauded, and not mocked.

    Shame on you all.

    Let's embrace the boringness of Amy's recent dating life, and realize that when it comes to her, no interesting news is good news.
    Everybody Wang Chung tonight.

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    Being a chick at a metal show looking for a guy is like fishing with dynamite. Your main issue is gonna be finding someone good looking who doesn't smell and isn't like suprefan.
    Quote Originally Posted by roboto View Post
    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    Quote Originally Posted by djbionik View Post
    Like I said, you're the only one so far that's made any sense in this thread. I will take you up on your advice, sage one.
    You probably should consider a LDR with bmack.
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Area Man’s Intelligence Probably Just Too Intimidating For Most Women

    “Recently, for example, I talked to this girl at a bar for half an hour about Radiohead—quoting lyrics and telling her about how the band went in a new musical direction with [their 2000 album] Kid A—you know, really making it easy for her to understand,” Walker said. “Things were going great, and I was saying a lot of very interesting stuff, but when I tried to call her a few days later, she never picked up or returned my calls.”
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    That guy sounds really boring and arrogant. I would avoid him, too.

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    Archie, my boyfriend hated my hair.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    I'm with Archie; way to go, Amy!

    One thing I can't wrap my head around: my friend was on OkCupid. She at least met some decent guys--none really stuck in the long run. Now she's on Match, and the guys are "worse". Worst investment ever. :/

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    I liked all the questions they had on Okcupid. I think they helped.
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    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    That guy sounds really boring and arrogant. I would avoid him, too.
    IN WHICH ROBIN EXPLAINS THE JOKE
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    IN WHICH ROBIN EXPLAINS THE JOKE
    I'm awesome at pointing out the obvious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    I'm with Archie; way to go, Amy!

    One thing I can't wrap my head around: my friend was on OkCupid. She at least met some decent guys--none really stuck in the long run. Now she's on Match, and the guys are "worse". Worst investment ever. :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    I'm awesome at pointing out the obvious.
    Damnit, that's MY JOB.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eddie S. View Post
    my friend
    Fuck you. I found my boyfriend on Match. Going on 18 months now.

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    my sister met her fiance on Match.
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    Is your sister as dull and dimwitted as you?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    The last 3 online dating testimonials in this thread are fantastic.

    10/18-19: Treasure Island Music Festival
    10/22: Roman Flugel @ f8
    10/25: Moodymann @ PW
    11/20: The Drive by Truckers, Sturgill Simpson @ The Fillmore

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    I met my boyfriend on PaganSewageWorkerMingle.com
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Mmmm goatsex
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Because fucking millenials that's what

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    Have any of you tried Tinder?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I met my boyfriend on PaganSewageWorkerMingle.com
    Did his profile make your Goat-Sense tingle?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    I met my boyfriend on PaganSewageWorkerMingle.com
    lulz

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