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    Correct. The guys here are gorgeous because they're all very active. Mountain men are pretty hot, but kinda clueless. The valley boys are just that. Maybe they're fun, but there's many shades of valley in SL,UT.
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    Stop trying to find your ideal lover and everything will be so much easier.

    It takes time for people to get to know and understand one another. If you expect another person to be a complete equal in taste...then you need to wake up. No one is interested in just you, what do you do for them? Does th idea of a mate who constantly bitches to the public on a blown up festivals message board sound attractive to you? If so then you can troll together, otherwise wake up: stop the self pity. You're just as terrible of a date as the one you complained about.

    And Amy - just suck a dog off already so the joke dies finally. Labrador retrievers are always faithful willing pooches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djbionik View Post
    Correct. The guys here are gorgeous because they're all very active. Mountain men are pretty hot, but kinda clueless. The valley boys are just that. Maybe they're fun, but there's many shades of valley in SL,UT.
    You live in UT and Mitch is taken. Don't expect much for the next 1000 miles in every direction

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    Have you seen the Tessa is gay thread? Jokes don't die here.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Shhhh
    Trying to get a video of Amy sucking off a dog for my own benefit

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    THEY HAVE SPECIAL SCREENINGS OF VELVET GOLDMINE IN YOUR TOWN??? We need that here. Like now.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    At least once a year. I look forward to it, even though I have it on VHS.
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    I have it on DVD and have a copy of the screenplay book. And a shirt.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by djbionik View Post
    It was more like 'I used to be a dj/music journalist and I plan my year around choice festivals and shows. The Graywhale Records store would argue that I spend more cash on various genres of rock, but I love non-dj dance and performance art bands with a passion. Bands with banjos irritate me quickly, and nothing puts me in a bad mood faster than bad music.' And then I went on to only list only a few artists I've actually seen and enjoyed so far this year. I think that's ok, right? You guys tell me, because now I'm worried about it!
    If we're voting I'd say that's perfectly fine. It sounds like you're approaching it well and have more or less reasonable expectations. Good luck!
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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    THEY HAVE SPECIAL SCREENINGS OF VELVET GOLDMINE IN YOUR TOWN??? We need that here. Like now.
    Fuck yes. Ewan as Iggy is not a thing I would have expected to work but hot damn he is spot on and fantastic. Such a great movie.
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    See how wrong you are, Tommy? Randy is agreeing with you.

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    Yeah, can't defend myself.

    I just agreed with Amy, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    If we're voting I'd say that's perfectly fine. It sounds like you're approaching it well and have more or less reasonable expectations. Good luck!
    She sounds like a bigot to me.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mountmccabe View Post
    If we're voting I'd say that's perfectly fine. It sounds like you're approaching it well and have more or less reasonable expectations. Good luck!
    Thank you. I was seriously contemplating deleting everything.
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    Like I said a couple pages ago, I am still dating the second guy I met on OkCupid. I met him in May.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Go see SubRosa play and meet all sorts of awesome people. Hook up with a trendy metal dude. Thank me afterwards.
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Quote Originally Posted by djbionik View Post
    Bands with banjos irritate me quickly
    BAD SONICS
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Like I said a couple pages ago, I am still dating the second guy I met on OkCupid. I met him in May.
    Yes. We ignored this boring admission a few pages ago, but thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    That's not very nice Cara.
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Tom - are you still married?

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Yep
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    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    I still have cats.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    and concubines and beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    No, that was for people who doubt that online dating works.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I think everyone is assuming that you're dating a loathsome bore that normal people wouldn't give the time of day to
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    "Chasing powder" means "skiing and other actual snow related activities, right?" Or are men in Utah actually any fun to hang out with?
    That was my first thought also.
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    Amy's 5 month tenure with someone she met from OKCupid: definitive proof that online dating works.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Come on. If I can find someone, anyone can.
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    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Nothing's sweeter than mutually settling.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by djbionik View Post
    Correct. The guys here are gorgeous because they're all very active. Mountain men are pretty hot, but kinda clueless. The valley boys are just that. Maybe they're fun, but there's many shades of valley in SL,UT.
    I fell hard for a Utah man many years back.
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