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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Her friends have already taken the wise precaution of lighting themselves on fire so that they don't have to deal with her.

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    I sincerely doubt she has that level of intimacy with any friends.

    edit: Cara said it better. withdrawn.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    hahahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    I can't get over the crying after masturbating. It's the one thing she actually has control over and she sucks at that too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    I can't get over the crying after masturbating. It's the one thing she actually has control over and she sucks at that too.
    This actually makes total sense to me. If I'm sad about something, and trying to hold all those feelings in, they will inevitably come rolling out in the quiet after an intense activity (usually the meditation part at the end of a yoga class, although I've totally started crying when spooning with someone after a good orgasm). I think it's a pretty natural reaction.

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    Yeah. I'm sure I've done that before.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    We've all cried while touching ourselves with one hand and shaving one of our legs with the other.

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    Yup

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    This actually makes total sense to me. I think it's a pretty natural reaction.
    More people need to take the emotion out of self pleasure. When you're with a partner, I can understand that emotional reaction. But alone, it's a solitary moment and the emotions of the day should be left aside to enjoy yourself.

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    Like when I was training for le Tour de France and listening to Carruso while my father was watching the Super Bowl and crying

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    I cry from joy every time I masturbate because I just make myself so happy.

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    Any very sensitive people here ever have a relationship with another very sensitive partner?

    Sex is not the same for all people . Often times(and I know this is a tangent) but often times those overly sensitive artist types struggle with relationships but when they find eachother WOW

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    Define "very sensitive".


    Or rather, define "very sensitive" you fucking retard.
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Also, "overly sensitive artist type"

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Also, "overly sensitive artist type", you fucking retard
    fixed
    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    More people need to take the emotion out of self pleasure. When you're with a partner, I can understand that emotional reaction. But alone, it's a solitary moment and the emotions of the day should be left aside to enjoy yourself.
    Thanks for letting us know what we should or shouldn't do with our personal private emotional lives.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    very sensitive means considerably more sensitive than most people. This is a true thing. Some people are more emotional than others. Some people are physically more sensitive than other people.

    and "artist type" is a figure of speech. It just so happens however in my own experiences that artists, like actual artists who produce art, are highly sensitive people and typically more sensitive than your average non artists. and this is irrefutable.

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    Just because every woman you've ever touched has shuddered in disgust and drawn away from you doesn't necessarily mean that they're sensitive or overly sensitive.

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    tears of joy are what they shed

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Thanks for letting us know what we should or shouldn't do with our personal private emotional lives.
    It was merely a suggestion.

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    It takes me so long to get there that I just cry from exhaustion.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    That's because you're thinking about all that other shit.

    It's like meditation; clear the mind . . . except for those titillating visuals your brain provides or use actual ones.
    Last edited by algunz; 09-16-2013 at 02:22 PM.

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    What other shit?
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Ugh, whatever. This is a dating thread.

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    I'm just not sure if you're referring to my weird fanstasies or my mess of a life.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Life! That's what makes someone cry after orgasm. (Usually, sometimes it can be so intense that your body just spills.) Let that shit go and be in the moment, weird fantasies or not.

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    Everything seems to be in order here.
    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Pretty much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I'm sorry, it's hard for me to understand you from all the way up here on the Legend Tier. What was that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Yes. She should go to OKCupid and be sure to mention that she only shaves one of her legs as a way to delude herself into thinking she's next to a man as she sobs herself to sleep after begrudgingly pleasuring herself.
    Aaand sigged.
    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    I'm sorry, it's hard for me to understand you from all the way up here on the Legend Tier. What was that?

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