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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Which one are you, Tommy?

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    I think that gif summarizes two different women he's dated. Both women, it would appear, can achieve slight facial movement.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
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    And one sweats a lot.

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    Tommy has dated at least one person with fingers.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
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    The hovering angry beast depicts a former girlfriend before she read a Buzzfeed list called "10 Things You Shouldn't Do Around Your Boyfriend When You Have a Cold."

    #6: It's not funny to wake him by dripping sinus fluid all over him.

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    ahahahahahaha

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
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    #1: Eat oysters

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Tommy has dated at least one person with fingers.
    And another with a horse face. I never realized how much I can learn about a person from the .gif they post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    I can totally see this.

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    Hahaha, me too.
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    I have the damned fuzzily wuzsilies in the gut. Very bad sickness. Boarder line depression. End of Summer like blues but much worse. I just want to sleep.

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    Then go sleep.

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    I just read a piece about a woman who is so lonely that she only shaves one of her legs so that when she lies in bed at night, she feels as though a man is next to her.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
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    Her remaining leg is really that hairy?
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    when did guedita join the He-man Womens Hater club?
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    I hope y'all are happy with yourselves for comparing Hannah's smirk to a blow fish's asshole.

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    oh sorry

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    I hope y'all are happy with yourselves for comparing Hannah's smirk to a blow fish's asshole.

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    pussy was like

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    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I just read a piece about a woman who is so lonely that she only shaves one of her legs so that when she lies in bed at night, she feels as though a man is next to her.
    Link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Link?
    When I pleasure myself (which unfortunately has been necessary since the split), I always end up in tears because it reinforces how lonely I am. Recently, I have even taken to only shaving one leg so when I lie in bed at night I feel like a man is next to me.
    http://www.slate.com/articles/life/d...ut_i_am.2.html

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
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    She sounds like a real joy to be around.

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    She should go to okcupid or something.
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    Yes. She should go to OKCupid and be sure to mention that she only shaves one of her legs as a way to delude herself into thinking she's next to a man as she sobs herself to sleep after begrudgingly pleasuring herself.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
    2/14:Sparks @ Ace Theater Hollywood
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    "looking for same"

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    She should get some help from her friends about what to write as a profile.
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    Her friends have already taken the wise precaution of lighting themselves on fire so that they don't have to deal with her.

    12/16: A Winged Victory for the Sullen @ The Independent
    12/17: Sleepy Sun @ Brick and Mortar
    12/31: Derek Plaslaiko, Dave Aju @ f8
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    I sincerely doubt she has that level of intimacy with any friends.

    edit: Cara said it better. withdrawn.

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    hahahahaha
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