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Thread: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Ha. I've totally seen Zach do that.
    That what he looks like when I'm opening the cigarettes, beer, and weed cooler.
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    Comments about she left the movie feeling bad and she one of those girls that fuck in the ass to saving her Vagina intercourse for marriage.

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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    You keep your weed chilled?


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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Let's all post gifs of Disney characters doing things people we date do.

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    Which one are you, Tommy?

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    I think that gif summarizes two different women he's dated. Both women, it would appear, can achieve slight facial movement.

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    Default Re: It Rubs The Lotion On Its Skin: A Thread About Dating

    And one sweats a lot.

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    Tommy has dated at least one person with fingers.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    The hovering angry beast depicts a former girlfriend before she read a Buzzfeed list called "10 Things You Shouldn't Do Around Your Boyfriend When You Have a Cold."

    #6: It's not funny to wake him by dripping sinus fluid all over him.

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    ahahahahahaha

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    #1: Eat oysters

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Tommy has dated at least one person with fingers.
    And another with a horse face. I never realized how much I can learn about a person from the .gif they post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miroir Noir View Post
    I can totally see this.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    Hahaha, me too.
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    There's an emoticon for jerking off on this forum?



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    I have the damned fuzzily wuzsilies in the gut. Very bad sickness. Boarder line depression. End of Summer like blues but much worse. I just want to sleep.

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    Then go sleep.

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    I just read a piece about a woman who is so lonely that she only shaves one of her legs so that when she lies in bed at night, she feels as though a man is next to her.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    Her remaining leg is really that hairy?
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    when did guedita join the He-man Womens Hater club?
    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I hope y'all are happy with yourselves for comparing Hannah's smirk to a blow fish's asshole.

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    oh sorry

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I hope y'all are happy with yourselves for comparing Hannah's smirk to a blow fish's asshole.

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    pussy was like

    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I hope y'all are happy with yourselves for comparing Hannah's smirk to a blow fish's asshole.

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    Long live the rave tent! Die Hippy Scum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    I just read a piece about a woman who is so lonely that she only shaves one of her legs so that when she lies in bed at night, she feels as though a man is next to her.
    Link?

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Link?
    When I pleasure myself (which unfortunately has been necessary since the split), I always end up in tears because it reinforces how lonely I am. Recently, I have even taken to only shaving one leg so when I lie in bed at night I feel like a man is next to me.
    http://www.slate.com/articles/life/d...ut_i_am.2.html

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    She sounds like a real joy to be around.
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    She should go to okcupid or something.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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    Yes. She should go to OKCupid and be sure to mention that she only shaves one of her legs as a way to delude herself into thinking she's next to a man as she sobs herself to sleep after begrudgingly pleasuring herself.

    4/11-13: Coachella
    4/15: The Knife @ The Fox
    4/16: Factory Floor @ The Independent
    4/17: The Afghan Whigs @ Slim's
    4/17: Minilogue @ Mighty
    4/26: Simian Mobile Disco, Earth @ Pappy and Harriet's
    5/2-5/4: Austin Psych Fest @ Carson Creek Ranch
    5/17: Kishi Bashi @ GAMH
    5/17: Move D b2b Optimo, Jackmaster, J.Phlip @ PW
    5/30: The Decemberists @ The Crystal Ballroom

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    "looking for same"
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    HAY CAN SOMEONE DRIVE DOWN TO THE FESTIVAL GROUNDS AND SEE IF THE BEER BARN IS REALLY A BARN?

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    She should get some help from her friends about what to write as a profile.
    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    i fucking hate women with their lives together who try and help other people. where are the needy bitches at?!

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