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    When I see stuff like that and read about all of the worrying people do about dating I do start to think that the anxiety and the over analyzing is precisely what keeps people from at the very least dating/getting laid. The more you attempt to intellectualize this shit, the farther off it becomes. i think there is something to the idea of just letting your instincts do the talking sometimes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Wow, that's a large load of various top 10 pieces of dating advice. Obviously dating and relationships is a struggle for almost everybody, but come on. It baffles me how hard it is for people to do even the most basic stuff. If we had a cultural attitude and plethora of think pieces that focused on actual reality a bit more instead of continually suggesting that selfishness and self interest is what gets you places, I wonder if it would have any general impact on how people dating/in relationships would be towards one another. Pretty much all people want is to be acknowledged in a positive, thoughtful way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    You'll never get a job in publishing.
    JUST DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THE PERSON WHOSE GENITALS YOU WANT TOUCHING YOUR GENITALS AND SHUT THE FUCK UP

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    I heard a thing on the radio this morning about how people rate themselves on a scale of 1-10 as lovers. Apparently in the "study," those who viewed themselves as perfect 10s in bed believed that they were exceptionally generous during sex and saw to the pleasures of their partners first, and those who viewed themselves as 1s had little t no sex drive or had been with extremely few people and believed they lacked any necessary experience to even rate themselves.
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    How is that at all surprising?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    When I see stuff like that and read about all of the worrying people do about dating I do start to think that the anxiety and the over analyzing is precisely what keeps people from at the very least dating/getting laid. The more you attempt to intellectualize this shit, the farther off it becomes. i think there is something to the idea of just letting your instincts do the talking sometimes.
    That isn't how everyone is set up, though. My instincts are all anxiety and NO! DON'T DO ANYTHING! SCARY! It's an extremely fragile layer and it has to be fought through with analysis and intellectuality.

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    This act is what my bf pulls all the time, but I think it's cute as hell.


    When being "nice" lands you a friend instead of a partner some guys have a legit need to know how to avoid that.

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    Because having friends is terrible.
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    Yeah. People have a warped understanding of what "nice" is. The "nice" guys that just end up your friends usually aren't even that nice, they're just ineffectual bores who can't make a move. And then there are the type of partners that think and insist that they do "nice" things, but don't realize that they're doing mostly self interested nice things for themselves, and not thoughtful things for their partner.

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    Also, what? Your boyfriend stands in a bed of flowers, sighs largely, cocks his head to the side and blinks one eye to get away with doing things? Neat.

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    I assumed her boyfriend is an actual skunk
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    Based on her typical contributions to the board, I would not be surprised if her boyfriend was .gif software

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    Her boyfriend is GayPalmSprings
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    No, just the overly shy thing.

    Also calling those men 'ineffectual bores who can't make a move' is kind of the point them searching for help in that department.

    *points* You'se guys.. you'se guys... I'm sorry if you don't like me Cara. You, on the other hand, are a real charmer!

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    What? Ugh. I guess your use of .gifs only as a means of expression is better than you trying to piece together actual thoughts-in-word-cluster form.

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    Get over it.

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    Even that is a little vague.

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    "some nice guys need help," and other statements lacking substance from Starraven: now with .gifs!

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    spliced mice diminish blasts, something something
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    "Contributing by quotation marks" now with italics for the real zingers.

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    Alright, help me out at least. Is the point you were trying to make that it's somehow imperative for "nice guys" to read bullshit top 10 dating tips think pieces as effective ways to actually learn dating skills? Or, was the point that you were trying to make the already established "not everyone is great at dating," idea coupled with a skunk gif?

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    Wait, I can't be helped unless you make a 'Top 10 ways to communicate effectively on message boards to high-strung bitches' website. GO!

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    Cara, this message board is TO YOU. From all of us. Happy birthday.
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    Damn, I guess I'll just have to keep trying.

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    Let's all post gifs of Disney characters doing things people we date do. Bonus points if it's an anthropomorphic animal!


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    Ha. I've totally seen Zach do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by canexplain View Post
    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by algunz View Post
    Ha. I've totally seen Zach do that.
    That what he looks like when I'm opening the cigarettes, beer, and weed cooler.
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    You keep your weed chilled?


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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Let's all post gifs of Disney characters doing things people we date do.

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