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    Do these people buy a car without taking it for a test drive?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    Most of my friends had purity rings in HS and most of my best friends married before sex or only had sex with 1 man, their husband. They're still happily married as well.

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    In all honesty, I wanted to have sex with my first girlfriend but I compromised because she wanted to wait until marriage. The second girl I dated had no qualms about sex, but the relationship fizzled out pretty quick so we never got that far. And now I'm seeing this new girl, and I do like her, but I don't really want to make the compromise again like I did with my first girlfriend. I guess a sensible thing to do would be to change my OKC answers, get more dates, and keep seeing this girl while seeing other people too. We're not exclusive yet or anything so there's nothing dishonest about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    And now I'm seeing this new girl, and I do like her, but I don't really want to make the compromise again like I did with my first girlfriend.
    Then don't compromise. Stop seeing her. "I like you but I don't see a future here" is a break-up line, not a reason to keep dating.

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    Yeah, continuing to see that girl IS a compromise. Why waste your time?
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Spending time with someone you enjoy that you might get to make out with and that might touch your penis with her hand or her mouth but not her vagina isn't necessarily wasting time as long as you keep it non-exclusive.

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    Yes, i was initially thinking what the others were saying, but ultimately came to Cara's conclusion and decided not to dissuade Paul from that line of reasoning.
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    One my worst moments in dating was when the woman I was in an exclusive long-term relationship with told me I was putting too much pressure on her future boyfriends. I realize that this is not the same situation but I still prefer to err on the side of not letting yourself get into a position to let such a thing slip.

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    I don't even know what that means, John. "too much pressure on her future boyfriends"? Are you that well hung?
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    Anyone know who the guy in the Cardinals jersey is? I've seen him in pictures on the board and I thought I saw him this year.

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    I didn't know what that meant either, I'm glad I'm not the only one.

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    Just in terms of being a good boyfriend, thoughtful. I put in an effort to make for a special day and she was surprised because she had already mentally checked out of the relationship. But feel free to take it however far you want.

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    John blew her back out. Left a big, insanely nerdy hole inside her.
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    Considering so many of you are so happy....

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    After answering more OKCupid questions, one of my new matches has the username "OpenVagina". However, I noticed none of the old answers I had would have led me to find girls that were prudes. Also, the girl I'm currently seeing, who wants to wait until marriage, has only gone even further up in match percentage.

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    it's time to focus on celibacy
    The pilgrimage is not perfected save by copulation with the camel.

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    So long til AMC or TLC channel has a show on IceyHotshot's quest for love?
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    Still pretty serious about this.

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    Icey, did you mention butt sex? That works more often then one would think with bishes waiting for the ring
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    And stinkbutt leaving a motorhead set when you know he's dying just to talk shit ? Your a shitty person as well .please let mja give you an anal love disease .

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    This is actually really true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhyTheLongFace View Post
    Still pretty serious about this.

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    FYF @ LA Sport Area 08/23 - 08/24/14
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Spending time with someone you enjoy that you might get to make out with and that might touch your penis with her hand or her mouth but not her vagina isn't necessarily wasting time as long as you keep it non-exclusive.
    Isn't this what dating is?




    Icey, again, you are over thinking things.

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    Worst collection of dating advice ever: http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/dating_t...ng_list_a.html

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    "She'll find this role-reversal hilarious."

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    One secret about female sexuality that 99% of men don't know? Here it is: Many women feel compelled to vacuum their house each month when they're ovulating. Some experts believe it has something to do with wanting to "clean the nest" before laying her "egg." So when a woman tells you she is vacuuming, say "Vacuuming? What, are you ovulating or something?" She'll be stunned that you know this, and she'll wonder what else you know about female sexuality. Of course, if she doesn't know what you mean, fill her in. Women love it when you teach them something new, especially about themselves.
    Oh man. Everybody please always do this.

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    Besides the general creepiness of mentioning ovulation to a woman, I take issue with that last sentence. Women fucking HATE it when you tell them something new about themselves. In fact, EVERYONE hates that.
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    Please integrate "What, are you ovulating or something?" into as many everyday conversations as humanly possible, everyone.

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    Nothing gets me hotter than when someone mansplains my ovaries.
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    It's not always clear from the pictures, Corinna. Someone has to interpret the little squiggly black explanatory shapes for us.

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    I thought it was just some Dodge Ram branding, but turns out it's my uterus!
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    Has anyone gone on a date with a sandwich recently? What base did you get to? Ham?

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    Doing your taxes? You must be going through menopause.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    I ovulate at least once a week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Courtney View Post
    Worst collection of dating advice ever: http://uk.askmen.com/top_10/dating_t...ng_list_a.html
    Wow, that's a large load of various top 10 pieces of dating advice. Obviously dating and relationships is a struggle for almost everybody, but come on. It baffles me how hard it is for people to do even the most basic stuff. If we had a cultural attitude and plethora of think pieces that focused on actual reality a bit more instead of continually suggesting that selfishness and self interest is what gets you places, I wonder if it would have any general impact on how people dating/in relationships would be towards one another. Pretty much all people want is to be acknowledged in a positive, thoughtful way.

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