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    Patrick,

    i want to say a lot of things about that what an awkward situation that is and what evil things you can do, but i'm sure you've gone thru many of the same things in your mind. Just be straight up with your guy and ask him if he's really broken up with his ex. Would it really matter to you if he was since you guys are in an open relationship or does it bother you more that he (possibly) lied to you to make it seem like he was more available to you and a possible future with you? In either case, i think it will help define what you are to each other a little better.
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    How well do you know that ex? Has he been inactive and ignored the app for a while or is he lazy/oblivious enough that he hasn't thought to update his profile? Is it possible that he has found that listing himself as Married But Open attracted the type of guy he wanted (wrt expected commitment/attachment, etc) so he's just lying.

    I agree that it would be reasonable to mention it to your dude but anything accusatory would be out of line and unlikely to have a positive response.

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    That's a tough situation. I wish you the best.
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    might just be an old profile if your man broke up with him recently for you

    I wouldn't freak out about it especially if u said it's whatever until you guys move near each other

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    I don't think it has anything to do with my dude being dishonest. The ex has always been very possessive of him to an uncomfortable degree. I was just chatting with my guy on Facebook and mentioned I wanted to talk but said we can do it later since he's at work.

    And it's definitely not his ex not updating the profile because the first thing it says is that he's back in town for a little while, then it goes on about "husband" and all that stuff. Which is a pretty strong word for what I thought was a relationship without much of a future. But yeah, I'll figure it all out later. It's kind of not a huge deal as I feel like it's not something my guy is doing, just this other guy being his usual overbearing self, but I suppose it couldn't hurt to try to figure out where everything stands and let it be known that I'm a little uncomfortable about that.
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    but I suppose it couldn't hurt to try to figure out where everything stands and let it be known that I'm a little uncomfortable about that.
    This. Communicating this to your guy is very important, don't let it fester.

    However, being a skeezy motherfucker myself, I can say with near-certainty that something fishy is afoot.
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    Did anyone ever followup with their experiences with Sea Captain Date or FindYourFaceMatch?

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    I almost always agree with Cara about everything. But I don't see any problem with a Gluten Free singles site. It makes perfect sense to me.
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    I prefer that they voluntarily segregate themselves from the rest of the normal bread-eating population.
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    From some Buzzfeed list. Some I know I've seen before, but this had to be posted.
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    That's pretty funny if it's true.

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    Dating is annoying.

    All I want is to go out to dinner or some similar activity, have a lighthearted conversation, and fuck. In a monogamous/exclusive context.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Dating is annoying.

    All I want is to go out to dinner or some similar activity, have a lighthearted conversation, and fuck. In a monogamous/exclusive context.
    You just defined what dating is.. what exactly do you find annoying?

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    The fact that no one will date him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IceyHotshot View Post
    Dating is annoying.

    All I want is to go out to dinner or some similar activity, have a lighthearted conversation, and fuck. In a monogamous/exclusive context.
    So sex isn't terrifying to you anymore?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thelastgreatman View Post
    The fact that no one will date him.
    Nailed it.
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    More accurately, I'm dating someone who wants to wait until marriage for sex, and I'm pretty sure I don't want to wait.

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    Sounds familiar. Gonna have to change the type of girl you go after.

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    Oh my god. Just rape her.

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    It's totally fine to use that as a reason to move on. Different people have different priorities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starraven View Post
    Sounds familiar. Gonna have to change the type of girl you go after.
    I probably need to change some of the answers to questions I made a couple years back (when I was, as Tommy says, "terrified of sex") on OkCupid. Then I can match up with different kinds of girls.

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    But maaaaybe you could get a blowjob first
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