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    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    stick around but leave them alone until they are ready to talk.
    This is really hard for me. I always want to know what is wrong so I can help. Or I get scared it's me. I guess I can be a little insecure at times.
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    People get in bad moods for a variety of reasons. And trying to get a man to talk about why he is is a bad mood just makes it worse, because men don't want to talk about their feelings. We don't want to talk about your feelings either, but most of the time we have no choice.
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    *Some men. (And some women, obvs.)
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    I just get on with whatever the hell I was doing because if someone has a problem they feel like expressing they should just fucking express it.
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    Aren't you single?

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    Yes, although shockingly enough I do talk to the people I sleep with. And triply shockingly, I've been in relationships before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    People get in bad moods for a variety of reasons. And trying to get a man to talk about why he is is a bad mood just makes it worse, because men don't want to talk about their feelings. We don't want to talk about your feelings either, but most of the time we have no choice.
    Yeah, I know this, and it is true... I just can't seem to get it through my thick head when I am in the situation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miscorrections View Post
    Yes, although shockingly enough I do talk to the people I sleep with. And triply shockingly, I've been in relationships before.
    No way
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    Dont let it go too long, just until hes in a better mood. Make him a steak and then blow him, after he will typically discuss whats bothering him.
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    This is excellent advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mugwog View Post
    You have to ignore it, and yet be around them, even if they are in shitty shitty moods that make you want to be a dick.

    That is if you care, otherwise go get a beer
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    stick around but leave them alone until they are ready to talk.
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    This is really hard for me. I always want to know what is wrong so I can help. Or I get scared it's me. I guess I can be a little insecure at times.
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    I just get on with whatever the hell I was doing because if someone has a problem they feel like expressing they should just fucking express it.
    Quote Originally Posted by locachica73 View Post
    Dont let it go too long, just until hes in a better mood. Make him a steak and then blow him, after he will typically discuss whats bothering him.
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    People get in bad moods for a variety of reasons. And trying to get a man to talk about why he is is a bad mood just makes it worse, because men don't want to talk about their feelings. We don't want to talk about your feelings either, but most of the time we have no choice.
    Thanks everyone. I hate talking about why i'm in a bad mood because it's usually a stupid reason like someone at work wouldn't STFU or i get extra work piled on. i get over it pretty quickly once i can get out away from the office, but yesterday i went to lunch with the SO and he kept asking "are you okay?". It's really annoying and it gets me in a worse mood, but then, all of a sudden, he'll make me smile and i feel better (sick, right?). He's either A) insecure that it's about him (rarely is) or B) he doesn't want to sit with a brooder and wants to make me laugh so the rest of our lunch isn't awkward.

    I do like Audra's steak and a BJ suggestion thought. I'd be a moody dick, like all the time.
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    I am the same way. I don't really want to discuss what is bothering me until I know for sure what is bothering me. Sometimes that takes a little time to process. I especially don't want to talk about it when I am still pissed, because if I am continually hounded about "what's wrong" I will let go and tell whoever asks everything that has bothered me for the last week or longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JorgeC View Post
    I hate talking about why i'm in a bad mood because it's usually a stupid reason like someone at work wouldn't STFU or i get extra work piled on. i get over it pretty quickly once i can get out away from the office, but yesterday i went to lunch with the SO and he kept asking "are you okay?". It's really annoying and it gets me in a worse mood, but then, all of a sudden, he'll make me smile and i feel better (sick, right?). He's either A) insecure that it's about him (rarely is) or B) he doesn't want to sit with a brooder and wants to make me laugh so the rest of our lunch isn't awkward.
    or C) He cares about you, has sympathy for you and wants to know what he can do to help you feel better. Everybody deals with being in a bad mood differently and it also depends on what caused the mood so it can be difficult to know how to proceed, even with someone you know well.

    Also B is really not a bad answer. People who are in a bad mood are not fun to talk to or even be around. Many of the above answers don't work so well when you're across the table from someone brooding.

    Also A isn't entirely wrong because it sort of is about him. He didn't cause it but he is making it worse (by being concerned for you) and because you are upset enough by your bad mood spiral that you can't/won't tell him what happened. It doesn't matter that it is trivial or that it would take too much time to share the background; that's one of the great things about having a serious partner (though I don't wish to presume anything about your relationship) is they can pay attention to your life, remember details, learn about your coworkers, work situation, etc. You may find that just telling him, seeing that he remembers that that coworker is clueless, etc. may lift your spirits and help both of you have a better time.
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    I agree with (A), (B), and (C).

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    lunch gossip always helps

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    Lunch blow job helps even more

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    Now that's a happy meal! (sorry, that was just too easy)
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    Apparently the secret to meeting random super cute gentlemen is to walk down the street attempting to carry two large and unwieldy boxes. I had three dudes help me in the course of 20 minutes, and two phone number exchanges. Magic.

    (Although one of them is almost certainly gay.)

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    How can you tell any more? Especially in the Pacific NW.
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    I could be wrong, it was just a feeling. But I tend to err on the side of thinking people are straight, so generally when I get some sort of "feeling" that's the equivalent of a massive flaming flag for everyone else.

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    For some reason, my brain is taking this to the (probably not so) logical conclusion, which is basically the It's Always Sunny episode where the gang all fake being handicapped to score dates.
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    They may be on to something.

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    I was served by a one-armed waiter tonight. He was very cute.
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    I was served by a one armed waiter tonight. He was very cute.
    Reminds me of the cute girl on the bachelor who had one arm.

    Did you get his number?
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    No, he was busy.

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    I imagine so if he could only carry one plate out at a time. I'm curious as to the way he took and wrote down your orders...
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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    Don't dress to skanky, Tom. Nobody dresses to skanky; it's a decidedly informal affair.
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    DO NOT be rude or obnoxious to others. Some girls that are mean to others and bring them down are just to make themselves look or feel better, which in other peoples eyes, it doesn't. Guys like pleasant, nice girls.
    Womp, womp.

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    I'd say that I'm in a league all of my own.
    Its like the Infinite Monkey Theorem, if you put X amount of monkeys in a room with a typewriter and ask them to give you Shakespeare 99% of them will fling their shit at you while the other 1% will masturbate in the corner.

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