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    There's a foundation for the blind in my neighborhood and out front there's an enormous bronze eye forged into a guardrail. It struck me as sort of insensitive to the patrons before I realized they probably didn't even know it was there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Does this involve video phone relay? It sounds interesting, but I'm a bit confused as to how having a go-between is actually going to help someone who has trouble hearing unless you're there with them, or you have amplification that somehow works over a phone.

    This is so much better than the sad, lonely normal residents of this thread, by the way.
    We don't do video relay, but video relay is the main telecommunications tool for deaf people. A lot of deaf people used to use TTY devices, which hooked up to phone lines and allowed them to type what they wanted to say and read what was being said by the other party. The relay operator would voice what was typed in that conversation, if the deaf person was conversing with a hearing person.

    When it comes to that service, I really only reach out to people who are speech disabled at this point. Most of my outreach consists of telling seniors about our captioned telephone services.

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    Deaf people still have ears.

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    Most do.

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    ...









    Edit: my ear comment was in response to Hannah's bronzed eye.

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    Bronze, not bronzed. It's a pretty important distinction in this case.

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    I would be much more impressed by an enormous bronzed eye. And also more curious.
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    Me too. I'm trying to figure out how to write it into my online dating profile so that it sufficiently portrays me as non-threateningly quirky, lighthearted, and whimsical.

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    Though in retrospect I guess that baby may have gone out with the bathwater when I picked the username CadaverLab.

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    Would our socket hold a bronzed eye?

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    Yes.

    Hannah, CadaverLab is just going to draw a very...unique group of men and women.

    I used BigOleBilly as my first OKCupid name. It was not the best at drawing the ladies.
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    Have you tried MyGenitalsAreImpressive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    Yes.

    Hannah, CadaverLab is just going to draw a very...unique group of men and women.

    I used BigOleBilly as my first OKCupid name. It was not the best at drawing the ladies.
    I have no profile. I'm pretty delighted that you thought that seemed like a plausible choice on my part, though.

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    When I turn my face to the side it all just vanishes into the aether.

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    You expect us to believe you have a face now? Fool me once, etc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Have you tried MyGenitalsAreImpressive?
    I wouldn't follow this advice unless you're sure you can back it up, Bryan. Can they shuffle a deck of cards? Fold an origami crane? Mix a sloe gin fizz?

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    Hannah, what should we rub on the skin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    You expect us to believe you have a face now? Fool me once, etc.
    I have many faces. They pretty much store flat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannahrain View Post
    I wouldn't follow this advice unless you're sure you can back it up, Bryan. Can they shuffle a deck of cards? Fold an origami crane? Mix a sloe gin fizz?
    Why would he be showing his genitals to a 6 year old? Because that's the only kind of person who is impressed by origami.
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    Izzy is nearly 8 and she's a serious origami supporter.

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    There are also old asian women.

    My genitals are successful at hostage negotiations and drafting constitutions. Not boldly impressive, but rather subtly so. They can also cook a mean crepe suzette.
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    You must hang low.

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    They've also managed pretty successfully as the other constituent parts of my legal team, though I'm not going to pretend I don't feel a little alienated to be the only one who isn't an individually motivated part of Bryan at the meetings.

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    Strange, most of my clients state that is the thing they most appreciate about me and my legal team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Why would he be showing his genitals to a 6 year old? Because that's the only kind of person who is impressed by origami
    HEY NOW

    Have you seen origami lately??? Because if Bryan can do this with his genitals, it would certainly impress me:

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    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

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    Any clitoris would be impressed with genitals that could do that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HowToDisappear View Post
    HEY NOW

    Have you seen origami lately??? Because if Bryan can do this with his genitals, it would certainly impress me:

    Well, she did say origami cranes. Intricate armadillos were not on the table when this was originally being discussed. I'm sorry to have slighted the artistic capabilities of your junk, Bryan. I will follow their Etsy page.
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    I'm so annoyed that I can't find any internet historical record of this fantastic piece from an old blog (before they were called blogs) by The Misanthropic Bitch about Deaf culture. It was fucking hilarious and just blasted the shit out of the entire concept.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    Well, she did say origami cranes. Intricate armadillos were not on the table when this was originally being discussed. I'm sorry to have slighted the artistic capabilities of your junk, Bryan. I will follow their Etsy page.
    Not cranes. Cranes.


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    Somewhere in the back of my head there was this nagging memory of some in depth article about deaf culture that I couldn't place, so I just ignored it. But now that you mention that, it's coming back pretty strong. I'm going to be super fucking annoyed if it doesn't pop up to read again now.
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